M\u00e9r hefur borist t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stur fr\u00e1 manni sem heitir \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3venjulega nafni Big-X. S\u00e1 las einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00e1 \u00feessari s\u00ed\u00f0u eitthva\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00e9g teldi pervasj\u00f3nir gefa l\u00edfinu lit og n\u00fa langar hann a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00e1nari uppl\u00fdsingar um pervasj\u00f3nir m\u00ednar og t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta drauma m\u00edna r\u00e6tast.
\nK\u00e6ri Big-X<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er vitanlega bara alveg sj\u00e1lfsagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g uppl\u00fdsi \u00f3kunnugan mann um pervasj\u00f3nir m\u00ednar enda eru \u00fe\u00e6r, eins og \u00fe\u00fa r\u00e9ttilega segir \u00ed br\u00e9fi \u00fe\u00ednu, ekkert til a\u00f0 skammast s\u00edn fyrir. \u00dea\u00f0 ber fyrst a\u00f0 nefna a\u00f0 \u00e9g hefi margar pervasj\u00f3nir, \u00fe.m.t. \u00fe\u00e6r sem \u00fe\u00fa nefndir \u00ed br\u00e9finu. \u00de\u00f3 var m\u00edn upp\u00e1haldspervasj\u00f3n ekki me\u00f0al \u00feeirra sem \u00fe\u00fa taldir upp en \u00e9g vona innilega a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 muni ekki ver\u00f0a til \u00feess a\u00f0 draga \u00far \u00e1huga \u00fe\u00ednum \u00e1 a\u00f0 uppfylla drauma m\u00edna.<\/p>\n
M\u00edn upp\u00e1haldspervasj\u00f3n er sems\u00e9 aflimunarbl\u00e6ti, \u00fe.e.a.s. \u00e9g f\u00e6 alltaf rosalegt kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar \u00e1stm\u00f6gurinn heggur af m\u00e9r \u00fatlim. Gallinn vi\u00f0 \u00feessa pervasj\u00f3n er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eru frekar f\u00e1ir menn sem hafa skilning \u00e1 henni. \u00c9g hef enn ekki geta\u00f0 fengi\u00f0 nema tvo menn til a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessum skemmtilega leik og \u00feeir t\u00f3ku \u00fe\u00e1tt, bara vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feeir t\u00f6ldu l\u00edtinn missi af \u00feessum aukahandlegg og auka st\u00f3rut\u00e1 sem \u00e9g f\u00e6ddist me\u00f0. \u00deetta er sennilega sk\u00fdringin \u00e1 hinni \u00f3venjulegu vergirni sem kemur svo gl\u00f6gglega fram \u00ed skrifum m\u00ednum, \u00e9g hef ekki fengi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 almennilega nema tvisvar sinnum, \u00fe\u00f3tt l\u00edkami minn bj\u00f3\u00f0i upp \u00e1 allt a\u00f0 58 fulln\u00e6gingar me\u00f0 \u00feessari a\u00f0fer\u00f0. \u00deetta g\u00e6ti einnig veri\u00f0 sk\u00fdringin \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvers vegna m\u00e9r helst svona illa \u00e1 karlmanni. M\u00e9r hefur satt a\u00f0 segja dotti\u00f0 \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 kannski ekki tilviljun a\u00f0 m\u00ednir heittelsku\u00f0u hafa yfirleitt komi\u00f0 me\u00f0 frasann „\u00e9g er bara ekki tilb\u00fainn \u00ed skuldbindingarsamband“ einmitt \u00feegar \u00e9g dr\u00f3 fram \u00f6xina og ba\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 h\u00f6ggva af m\u00e9r eina e\u00f0a tv\u00e6r t\u00e6r.<\/p>\n
En n\u00fa er \u00e9g sems\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna mann sem er til \u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta reyna \u00e1 allar m\u00ednar pervasj\u00f3nir. Hjarta mitt er yfirfullt af \u00feakkl\u00e6ti og \u00e9g get varla be\u00f0i\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 ap\u00f3teki\u00f0 opni svo \u00e9g geti keypt s\u00e1ragrisjur og eitthva\u00f0 bl\u00f3\u00f0stemmandi og drifi\u00f0 mig til \u00fe\u00edn.<\/p>\n
Me\u00f0 fryg\u00f0arkve\u00f0ju<\/p>\n
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M\u00e9r hefur borist t\u00f6lvup\u00f3stur fr\u00e1 manni sem heitir \u00fev\u00ed \u00f3venjulega nafni Big-X. S\u00e1 las einhverssta\u00f0ar \u00e1 \u00feessari s\u00ed\u00f0u eitthva\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00e9g teldi pervasj\u00f3nir gefa l\u00edfinu lit og n\u00fa langar hann a\u00f0 f\u00e1 n\u00e1nari uppl\u00fdsingar um pervasj\u00f3nir m\u00ednar og t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa