Samanlag\u00f0ur aldur ums\u00e6kjenda reyndist 118 \u00e1r e\u00f0a svo h\u00e9lt \u00e9g \u00ed fyrstu. N\u00fa er \u00e9g hinsvega b\u00fain a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 annar \u00feeirra laug til um aldur, er 10 \u00e1rum eldri en hann sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r. Me\u00f0alaldur a\u00f0d\u00e1enda minna er sums\u00e9 64 \u00e1ra. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega ekki a\u00f0 marka \u00fev\u00ed annar \u00feeirra er a\u00f0eins 55. L\u00edtil, falleg ullarh\u00fafa sat \u00ed salnum \u00feegar \u00e9g kom og gj\u00f3a\u00f0i \u00e1 mig augum en gaf sig ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
S\u00e1 fyrri m\u00e6tti \u00e1 slaginu, me\u00f0 hatt og allt. Hann er fr\u00e6gur ma\u00f0ur og sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 strax svo \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e6ri n\u00fa ekkert milli m\u00e1la. \u00datvistarfr\u00edk og fjallagarpur svo vi\u00f0 eigum v\u00edst ekki margt sameiginlegt. \u00deokkalega vi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0uh\u00e6fur \u00fe\u00f3 og vir\u00f0ist vel lesinn. \u00d6rla\u00f0i einnig \u00e1 h\u00famor sem ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 teljast kostur. Hann \u00e1 a\u00f0 baki nokkur samb\u00f6nd en upp \u00far \u00feeim hefur slitna\u00f0 \u00fear sem kvenhylli hans hefur orsaka\u00f0 tilh\u00e6fulausa afbr\u00fd\u00f0isemi hj\u00e1 samb\u00fdliskonunum.<\/p>\n
Nokkur stund lei\u00f0 fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann kvaddi mig me\u00f0 kurt og p\u00ed \u00fear til hinn kvennalj\u00f3minn ger\u00f0i vart vi\u00f0 sig. Nokkrum bor\u00f0um fj\u00e6r sat virkilega s\u00e6t ullarh\u00fafa, gaut \u00e1 mig augum og ke\u00f0jureykti. \u00c9g er n\u00e6stum viss um a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 hitta mig en gungna\u00f0i \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g var n\u00e6stum \u00fev\u00ed sta\u00f0in upp til a\u00f0 redda \u00feessu fyrir hann \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 aldur vi\u00f0 afa minn kom ste\u00f0jandi a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu.<\/p>\n
S\u00e1 reyndist l\u00edka fr\u00e6gur.
\n-\u00c9g \u00fearf n\u00fa l\u00edklega ekki a\u00f0 kynna mig, \u00fea\u00f0 vita n\u00fa flestir hver \u00e9g er, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n\u00c9g var\u00f0 a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta heimsku m\u00edna, vissi ekkert hver ma\u00f0urinn var en \u00feegar hann kynnti sig rann upp fyrir m\u00e9r lj\u00f3s.
\n-J\u00e1, alveg r\u00e9tt, \u00e9g man eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 amma var svo hrifin af \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feegar \u00e9g var l\u00edtil stelpa, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 hann heldur s\u00e9r vel. \u00c9g keypti \u00fea\u00f0 allavega alveg \u00feegar hann sag\u00f0ist vera 63ja \u00e1ra. Hann er hins vegar 73. Hann er listama\u00f0ur, fr\u00f3\u00f0ur, vi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0ug\u00f3\u00f0ur, afskaplega \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 manneskja. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i sennilega or\u00f0i\u00f0 skotin \u00ed honum ef hann v\u00e6ri 40 \u00e1rum yngri en \u00e9g er semsagt ekki a\u00f0 leita m\u00e9r a\u00f0 afa heldur b\u00f3lf\u00e9laga. Hann t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 mj\u00f6g sk\u00fdrt fram a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri enginn pervert.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera lei\u00f0inlegt, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, \u00e9g g\u00e6ti ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera \u00ed sambandi vi\u00f0 karlmann \u00e1n nokkurra minnih\u00e1ttar pervasj\u00f3na.
\n\u00der\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera fr\u00e1bitinn \u00f6llum perraskap t\u00f3kst minn \u00e1 loft vi\u00f0 \u00feessa yfirl\u00fdsingu og vildi \u00f3lmur f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita sem mest um pervasj\u00f3nir m\u00ednar. \u00c9g sneri talinu a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru.<\/p>\n
Ullarh\u00fafan sat enn og reykti \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r en \u00e9g var or\u00f0in sein fyrir. Ef ullarh\u00fafan les \u00feetta \u00fe\u00e1 eru skilabo\u00f0 m\u00edn \u00feessi: K\u00e6ra fallega, litla ullarh\u00fafa, \u00fe\u00e9r er \u00f3h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 koma n\u00e6r, \u00e9g er ekki n\u00e6rri eins vond vi\u00f0 karlmenn \u00ed raunveruleikanum og \u00e1 blogginu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Samanlag\u00f0ur aldur ums\u00e6kjenda reyndist 118 \u00e1r e\u00f0a svo h\u00e9lt \u00e9g \u00ed fyrstu. N\u00fa er \u00e9g hinsvega b\u00fain a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 annar \u00feeirra laug til um aldur, er 10 \u00e1rum eldri en hann sag\u00f0i m\u00e9r. Me\u00f0alaldur a\u00f0d\u00e1enda minna er sums\u00e9 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa