\u00cd vinnunni var \u00e9g spur\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feaula um skemmtanal\u00edf mitt \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldinu. \u00de\u00fd\u00f0ingarmiklar augngotur milli kokkanna og \u00deokka fylgdu og \u00e9g var farin a\u00f0 hallast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 einhver hef\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g steig inn \u00ed leigub\u00edlinn me\u00f0 \u00c1st\u00fe\u00f3ri Magn\u00fassyni undir morgun. \u00cd \u00f6rstuttri p\u00e1su kr\u00f3gu\u00f0u \u00deokki og kokkarnir mig svo af \u00ed eldh\u00fasskr\u00f3knum.<\/p>\n
\u00deokki: Eva, vi\u00f0 heyr\u00f0um s\u00f6gu sem vi\u00f0 \u00feurfum eiginlega a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sta\u00f0festingu \u00e1.<\/p>\n
Eva: N\u00fan\u00fa?
\n\u00deokki: J\u00e1. Hinga\u00f0 kom ma\u00f0ur \u00ed morgunkaffi.
\nKeik\u00f3: Ungur og \u00e1kafur …
\n\u00deokki: duflgjarn og d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0ur …
\n\u00d3J\u00f3n: grannur og ge\u00f0pr\u00fa\u00f0ur …<\/p>\n
Keik\u00f3: hrokkinn og h\u00e1vaxinn ..
\nHinn J\u00f3n: villtur og velvaxinn.
\nKeik\u00f3: G\u00f3\u00f0ur og gla\u00f0ur …
\n\u00deokki: -aukinheldur greindur og gra\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n
\u00d3j\u00f3n: Fr\u00ed\u00f0ur og frj\u00e1lslyndur …
\nHinn J\u00f3n: en t\u00f6luvert timbra\u00f0ur …
\n\u00deokki: …og var svona l\u00edka \u00fejaka\u00f0ur af m\u00f3ral.<\/p>\n
Keik\u00f3: Haf\u00f0i nefnilega vakna\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hli\u00f0ina \u00e1 konu …
\n\u00d3J\u00f3n: -\u00ed h\u00fasi h\u00e9rna \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu.<\/p>\n
Eva: Jah\u00e9rna, \u00feetta hlj\u00f3mar n\u00fa bara ekkert svo \u00f3l\u00edkt manni sem vi\u00f0 \u00feekkjum. Eva: En hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum er svona fr\u00e1sagnarvert vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt Bruggarinn hafi veri\u00f0 fullur og ri\u00f0landi \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi? \u00c9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri n\u00fa bara fastur l\u00ed\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n \u00deokki: J\u00e1, en \u00fea\u00f0 sem vi\u00f0 vildum f\u00e1 sta\u00f0fest er \u00feetta; vakna\u00f0i hann \u00ed \u00fe\u00ednu r\u00fami?<\/p>\n Eva (hugsar sig a\u00f0eins um): neei, \u00fea\u00f0 getur ekki veri\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g deili herbergi me\u00f0 syni m\u00ednum barnungum og hef \u00fev\u00ed ekki t\u00f6k \u00e1 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00f6nnum gistingu. \u00d3J\u00f3n (sigri hr\u00f3sandi): En \u00fea\u00f0 var beikon \u00fear \u00ed g\u00e6r er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?<\/p>\n \u00c9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig ekki \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed fyrr en of seint a\u00f0 vitanlega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1tt a\u00f0 segja a\u00f0 \u00fear sem sonur minn Fatfr\u00ed\u00f0ur s\u00e9 m\u00f3tv\u00edgur sv\u00ednakj\u00f6ts\u00e1ti v\u00e6ri af og fr\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann hef\u00f0i steikt beikon til morgunver\u00f0ar. Hinsvegar hef\u00f0i hann, bara upp \u00e1 h\u00famorinn, f\u00e6rt Bruggaranum k\u00f3k\u00f3puffs \u00ed r\u00fami\u00f0 eftir a\u00f0 \u00e9g var farin \u00ed sk\u00faringarnar. O hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vildi a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i sagt \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g er viss um a\u00f0 \u00feeir hef\u00f0u tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed. En \u00e9g sag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, neita\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed bara sta\u00f0fastlega a\u00f0 Bruggarinn hef\u00f0i nokkurnt\u00edma gist \u00ed m\u00ednu b\u00f3li.<\/p>\n „\u00de\u00fa hef\u00f0ir ekki \u00e1tt a\u00f0 neita \u00feessu svona eindregi\u00f0“ sag\u00f0i \u00deokki. „Bruggarinn j\u00e1ta\u00f0i a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki en neita\u00f0i heldur ekki af meiri sannf\u00e6ringarkrafti en svo a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 h\u00e9ldum virkilega a\u00f0 \u00fearna kynni a\u00f0 vera komin g\u00f3\u00f0 saga.“<\/p>\n Eins og \u00e9g hef alltaf sagt er g\u00f3\u00f0 saga ekki verri \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan s\u00e9 login en \u00ed alv\u00f6ru str\u00e1kar; finnst ykkur \u00feetta virkilega g\u00f3\u00f0 saga? \u00c9g meina \u00ed alv\u00f6ru, hva\u00f0 er eiginlega svona lygilegt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 Bruggarinn skr\u00ed\u00f0i upp \u00ed til m\u00edn? \u00c1 venjulegu f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi \u00feegar \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 karlmannslaus s\u00ed\u00f0an um mi\u00f0jan j\u00fal\u00ed og hann kvenmannslaus fr\u00e1 kl. 11 um morguninn, g\u00e6ti margt lygilegra gerst. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls hef \u00e9g horm\u00f3nast me\u00f0 lj\u00f3tari m\u00f6nnum en Bruggaranum og einhvernt\u00edma hefur illflekanlegri ma\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 t\u00e6ldur \u00ed r\u00fam eldri konu. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem er virkilega \u00f3tr\u00falegt er \u00feetta me\u00f0 m\u00f3ralinn. Hversvegna \u00e6tti Bruggarinn e\u00f0a nokkur annar a\u00f0 hafa m\u00f3ral yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa eytt n\u00f3ttinni me\u00f0 konu sem hefur fimmta s\u00e6tasta rass \u00ed heimi? Reyndar g\u00e6ti \u00e9g tr\u00faa\u00f0 Bruggaranum til a\u00f0 segja: 26. s\u00e6tasta rass sem \u00e9g hef handfjatla\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessu \u00e1ri<\/em>, og \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3mar einhvernveginn ekki n\u00e6rri eins vel.<\/p>\n Neinei, ef ykkur langar \u00ed lygas\u00f6gur, reyni\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 frekar a\u00f0 b\u00faa til s\u00f6gur sem eru p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 meira krassandi og n\u00f3gu \u00f3tr\u00falegar til \u00feess a\u00f0 allavega a\u00f0alpers\u00f3nurnar geti hafna\u00f0 \u00feeim af sannf\u00e6ringu \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 leggjast \u00ed upprifjun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00cd vinnunni var \u00e9g spur\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feaula um skemmtanal\u00edf mitt \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldinu. \u00de\u00fd\u00f0ingarmiklar augngotur milli kokkanna og \u00deokka fylgdu og \u00e9g var farin a\u00f0 hallast a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 einhver hef\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g steig inn \u00ed leigub\u00edlinn me\u00f0 \u00c1st\u00fe\u00f3ri Magn\u00fassyni … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\nHinn J\u00f3n (\u00e1b\u00fa\u00f0arfullur): einmitt!<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n\u00deokki (flj\u00f3tm\u00e6ltur): J\u00faj\u00fa, hann tala\u00f0i einmitt um \u00fea\u00f0; sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 str\u00e1kurinn hef\u00f0i fari\u00f0 fram \u00ed morgun og steikt handa ykkur beikon og egg.
\nEva: Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 hefur hann n\u00fa ekki sagt.
\n\u00d3j\u00f3n (\u00ed yfirheyrslut\u00f3n): Eva? Eru egg og beikon \u00ed \u00edsk\u00e1pnum \u00fe\u00ednum?
\nEva: Nei, allavega ekki beikon.<\/p>\n