\u00cd g\u00e6r var gaman. Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um \u00dalfhamss\u00f6gu hj\u00e1 Hafnarfjar\u00f0arleikh\u00fasinu og sjaldan hefur jafn l\u00e1gri fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0 veri\u00f0 jafn vel vari\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00ednu heimili. \u00c6\u00f0isleg s\u00fdning \u00ed einu or\u00f0i sagt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 Rosenberg \u00e1 eftir og hitti Fang\u00f3r\u00edu. \u00c6tlunin var a\u00f0 kynna fyrir m\u00e9r manninn sem er svo s\u00e6tur a\u00f0 s\u00fa eigulega var\u00f0 bara feimin vi\u00f0 hann. Hlj\u00f3msveitin bjarga\u00f0i kv\u00f6ldinu, afarskemmtilegir \u00feessir Hraunarar (\u00fe\u00e1 er ekki \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 Litla-Hraun heldur hlj\u00f3msveitina Hraun. \u00dea\u00f0 var l\u00edka full \u00fe\u00f6rf \u00e1 skemmtilegri hlj\u00f3msveit \u00fev\u00ed eftir 20 m\u00edn\u00fatur var mig fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 sv\u00ed\u00f0a \u00ed lungun og s\u00e1 s\u00e6ti enn ekki sj\u00e1anlegur. L\u00edklega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g bara fari\u00f0 heim ef hef\u00f0i ekki veri\u00f0 svona helv\u00edti gaman. Hins vegar hitti \u00e9g H\u00e6fileikarann \u00ed fyrsta sinn og fannst hann bj\u00f3\u00f0a af s\u00e9r nokku\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0an \u00feokka. \u00c9g skal hengja mig upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 hann er hommi. \u00dearna var gullfalleg stelpa a\u00f0 gera hosur s\u00ednar gr\u00e6nar fyrir honum en hann hef\u00f0i ekki s\u00fdnt minni \u00e1huga \u00fe\u00f3tt h\u00fan hef\u00f0i be\u00f0i\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 kaupa kl\u00f3settpapp\u00edr til styrktar knattspyrnuf\u00e9lagi \u00d3lafsv\u00edkur.<\/p>\n
Ukm 2 leyti\u00f0 var krabbameini\u00f0 hlaupi\u00f0 svo r\u00e6kilega b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00ed augun \u00e1 m\u00e9r og lungun a\u00f0 ef s\u00e1 s\u00e6ti hef\u00f0i m\u00e6tt \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og reynst jafn s\u00e6tur og konur segja, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g l\u00edklega reynt a\u00f0 lj\u00faga upp veikindum. \u00c9g var or\u00f0in h\u00e1lf\u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull en markmi\u00f0i\u00f0 er a\u00f0 komast \u00e1 fast fyrir \u00e1ram\u00f3t og \u00ed \u00feessu tilviki kl\u00e6\u00f0ast t\u00e6kif\u00e6rin ekki vinnuf\u00f6tum heldur pinnah\u00e6lum og lungnakrabbi af v\u00f6ldum \u00f3beinna reykinga er v\u00edst bara f\u00f3rnarkostna\u00f0ur sem ma\u00f0ur getur fastlega reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0. \u00c9g sat \u00fev\u00ed sem fastast og reyndi anda hratt a\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed \u00e1tt a\u00f0 glugganum \u00ed hvert sinn sem sessunautar m\u00ednir sugu st\u00f6nglana og h\u00e6gt fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r um lei\u00f0 og reykurinn fl\u00e6ddi yfir bor\u00f0i\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Ekki birtist s\u00e1 s\u00e6ti en hins vegar var\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feeirrar \u00e1n\u00e6gju a\u00f0nj\u00f3tandi a\u00f0 hitta \u00ed fyrsta sinn manninn sem er svo her\u00f0abrei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hann getur ekki legi\u00f0 \u00e1 hli\u00f0inni. \u00c9g sannf\u00e6r\u00f0ist um \u00fea\u00f0 \u00far fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann hlyti a\u00f0 vera n\u00e1fr\u00e6ndi T\u00fdnda hlekksins. Hann tr\u00f3\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 milli m\u00edn og Fang\u00f3r\u00edu og heilsa\u00f0i m\u00e9r me\u00f0 h\u00f6nd sem \u00e1 \u00feessum risaskrokk er n\u00e6stum f\u00e1r\u00e1nlega sm\u00e1 og f\u00ednger\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur eins og str\u00e6tisvagni h\u00e9rna \u00e1 milli ykkar, sag\u00f0i hann
\nog l\u00edkingin dug\u00f0i m\u00e9r til a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri n\u00f3gu fyndinn til a\u00f0 \u00ferauka nokkra l\u00edtra af reyk til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar. \u00deegar kom svo upp \u00far d\u00farnum a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn reykir ekki og reyndist hinn skemmtilegasti, h\u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 ergja mig yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00e1 s\u00e6ti hef\u00f0i beila\u00f0 og auk \u00feess \u00e1 ma\u00f0urinn sem er svo her\u00f0abrei\u00f0ur a\u00f0 hann getur ekki legi\u00f0 \u00e1 hli\u00f0inni einhverja kr\u00fattlegustu pikk\u00f6ppl\u00ednu sem \u00e9g hef heyrt:
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert me\u00f0 fimmta s\u00e6tasta rass \u00ed heimi.<\/p>\n
-St\u00f3rskr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja svona vi\u00f0 konu en \u00fe\u00fa hittir reyndar \u00ed mark, hvernig datt \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feetta eiginlega \u00ed hug? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g
\n-\u00cd hverri konu b\u00fdr p\u00ednul\u00edtil prinsessa sem vill f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 fallegasta kona \u00ed heimi en l\u00edka risast\u00f3r rauns\u00e6iskona sem kaupir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur segi \u00fea\u00f0. Ma\u00f0ur reynir n\u00e1tt\u00farulega a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3knast b\u00e1\u00f0um, sag\u00f0i hann og \u00e9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 vi\u00f0urkenna a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 b\u00fdsna snjallt.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er ekki mikil drykkjukona en enda\u00f0i kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1 J\u00f6kuld\u00e6lingi \u00ed bo\u00f0i Fang\u00f3r\u00edu. Hef ekki pr\u00f3fa\u00f0 \u00feann kokteil \u00e1\u00f0ur og vissi eiginlega ekki alveg vi\u00f0 hverju \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 b\u00faast. Hann er \u00e1g\u00e6tur. Ferskur. Ekki eins s\u00e6tur og grasshopper og \u00feessir d\u00eds\u00e6tu rj\u00f3makokteilar en samt mj\u00fakur.<\/p>\n
\u00der\u00e1tt fyrir reykinn, svefnleysi\u00f0 og J\u00f6kuld\u00e6linginn er \u00e9g ekkert hrj\u00e1\u00f0 af day after syndrominu og b\u00fain a\u00f0 sk\u00fara veitingah\u00fasi\u00f0 og allt. Nenni samt \u00f3m\u00f6gulega a\u00f0 moppa g\u00f3lfin heima hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og langar meira \u00ed J\u00f6kuld\u00e6ling en kaffi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd g\u00e6r var gaman. Vi\u00f0 s\u00e1um \u00dalfhamss\u00f6gu hj\u00e1 Hafnarfjar\u00f0arleikh\u00fasinu og sjaldan hefur jafn l\u00e1gri fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0 veri\u00f0 jafn vel vari\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00ednu heimili. \u00c6\u00f0isleg s\u00fdning \u00ed einu or\u00f0i sagt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[182,242],"class_list":["post-956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-fangoria","tag-kynlegir-kvistir"],"yoast_head":"\n