Vitur ma\u00f0ur hefur sagt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 karlmenn s\u00e9u heimskir. \u00dea\u00f0 mun r\u00e9tt vera. \u00deessvegna hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed l\u00f6gm\u00e6tan eiganda brau\u00f0ristar \u00feeirrar sem \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 eiga \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed rafmagnsslysi, er orsakavaldur a\u00f0 st\u00e6rra fj\u00f6lskyldudrama, meiri ge\u00f0b\u00f3lgu og verr \u00feefjandi taugadrullu en flestar brau\u00f0ristir a\u00f0rar, r\u00e9tt svona til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 vi\u00f0fang flekunar\u00e1forma minna v\u00e6ri \u00ed alv\u00f6ru brottr\u00e6kur ger og brau\u00f0rist sviptur.<\/p>\n
Brau\u00f0ristareigandinn ba\u00f0 mig fyrir alla muni a\u00f0 losa sig endanlega vi\u00f0 vi\u00f0fangi\u00f0 en t\u00f3k fram a\u00f0 n\u00e1in kynni vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f6rmu mannnefnu muni a\u00f0 \u00f6llum l\u00edkindum hafa \u00feau \u00e1hrif \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i fr\u00e1 \u00feeirri stundu sj\u00e1lfkynhneig\u00f0.
\n-Ekki samkynhneig\u00f0? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g
\n-Gl\u00e6tan a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ver\u00f0ir samkynhneig\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fleka \u00feann aml\u00f3\u00f0a. Hann er \u00fev\u00edl\u00edk kelling fyrir einn vanvita a\u00f0 \u00e9g er or\u00f0in varanlega fr\u00e1hverf \u00f6llu sem me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0um vilja getur flokkast kvenkyns.
\n-N\u00fa en karlkyns \u00fe\u00e1?
\n-Eva, hefur \u00fe\u00fa einhvernt\u00edma kynnst limbera sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 flokka sem karlmann? drundi \u00ed l\u00f6gm\u00e6tum eiganda brau\u00f0ristarinnar.<\/p>\n
Klukkut\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0ar; kapp\u00fats\u00edn\u00f3 og s\u00fakkula\u00f0ikaka \u00ed bo\u00f0i mannsins sem vildi ekki eiga brau\u00f0rist me\u00f0 konunni sinni.<\/p>\n
Hann star\u00f0i \u00e1 mig hneyksla\u00f0ur.
\n-Ertu a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir hringt \u00ed hana til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 \u00feetta v\u00e6ri b\u00fai\u00f0?
\n-Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 svo \u00f3tr\u00falegt?
\n-Hva\u00f0 er eiginlega a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r? Tr\u00fa\u00f0iru m\u00e9r ekki?
\n-\u00c9g skal segja \u00fe\u00e9r eitt g\u00e6skur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g. \u00c9g er almennt frekar lengi a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra \u00fea\u00f0 sem skiptir m\u00e1li \u00ed l\u00edfinu en tvennt hef \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 l\u00e6rt. Anna\u00f0 er a\u00f0 reikna aldrei me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 karlma\u00f0ur muni a\u00f0alatri\u00f0in, \u00feessi st\u00f3ru sem skipta m\u00e1li, eins og t.d. hverri hann er tr\u00falofa\u00f0ur o.\u00feh. Hitt er a\u00f0 segja konu aldrei neitt sem ekki m\u00e1 fara lengra.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert g\u00f3\u00f0. \u00c1ttu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa sj\u00e1lf myndir segja fr\u00e1 m\u00ednum leyndarm\u00e1lum?
\n-Ekki segja fr\u00e1 \u00feeim nei, en ef \u00feau v\u00e6ru n\u00f3gu \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 myndi \u00e9g setja \u00feau \u00e1 bloggi\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n
Hann f\u00f6lna\u00f0i
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 segja…
\n-Nei, ekki \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g hef ekkert skrifa\u00f0 um \u00deA\u00d0. Enn\u00fe\u00e1.
\n-\u00de\u00fa myndir ekki …
\n-Neeei, veistu. \u00dea\u00f0 er bara ekki n\u00f3gu \u00e1hugavert.
\n-Kvikindi! \u00de\u00fa gerir \u00feetta viljandi.
\n-J\u00e1! sag\u00f0i \u00e9g gla\u00f0lega og sleikti rj\u00f3mann sem var borinn fram me\u00f0 s\u00fakkula\u00f0ik\u00f6kunni sakleysislega. Ef ma\u00f0ur getur \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 nota\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 or\u00f0 um eitthva\u00f0 sem felur \u00ed s\u00e9r a\u00f0 sleikja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Vitur ma\u00f0ur hefur sagt m\u00e9r a\u00f0 karlmenn s\u00e9u heimskir. \u00dea\u00f0 mun r\u00e9tt vera. \u00deessvegna hringdi \u00e9g \u00ed l\u00f6gm\u00e6tan eiganda brau\u00f0ristar \u00feeirrar sem \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 eiga \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed rafmagnsslysi, er orsakavaldur a\u00f0 st\u00e6rra fj\u00f6lskyldudrama, meiri ge\u00f0b\u00f3lgu og verr \u00feefjandi taugadrullu … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa