\u00c9g nennti ekki \u00fat en spur\u00f0i tarotspilin r\u00e1\u00f0a. \u00deau lofu\u00f0u m\u00e9r vonbrig\u00f0um, harmi og gengishruni ef \u00e9g f\u00e6ri \u00fat, dau\u00f0a, t\u00edmas\u00f3un, og kv\u00ed\u00f0akasti ef \u00e9g s\u00e6ti heima. Drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn og bjarga\u00f0i m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 ge\u00f0b\u00f3lgu aldarinnar.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 fara \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0 en er ekki \u00ed neinu \u00e1standi til \u00feess. Mig bara VANTAR karlmann og s\u00e9 ekki \u00f6nnur r\u00e1\u00f0 en a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a m\u00e9r \u00fati um skemmtista\u00f0aeintak til br\u00e1\u00f0abirg\u00f0a, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt ekki v\u00e6ri nema til einnar n\u00e6tur.
\n-Er ekki einhver \u00e1litlegur kokkur e\u00f0a \u00fej\u00f3nn a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r? sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-J\u00faj\u00fa, \u00feeir eru hver \u00f6\u00f0rum s\u00e6tari en bara eins og alltaf \u00ed \u00feessum bransa, \u00fdmist giftir e\u00f0a alkh\u00f3h\u00f3listar nema hvorttveggja s\u00e9.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feetta ford\u00f3maleysi sem \u00e9g d\u00e1i mest \u00ed fari \u00fe\u00ednu, sag\u00f0i hann.
\nN\u00fa, er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki r\u00e9tt hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r? Eru ekki allir \u00fej\u00f3nar alkar og flestir kokkar?
\n-Eva \u00c9G er \u00fej\u00f3nn!
\n-J\u00e1 og \u00fe\u00fa ert n\u00e1tt\u00farulega \u00feessi d\u00e6miger\u00f0i me\u00f0alj\u00f3n. Nei \u00ed alv\u00f6ru tala\u00f0, \u00feeir sem eru \u00e1 lausu eru allir \u00e1 aldur vi\u00f0 \u00feig svo \u00fea\u00f0 gengur v\u00edst ekki.<\/p>\n
Samt f\u00f3rum vi\u00f0 einmitt \u00feanga\u00f0. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu var nokkurra Austfir\u00f0inga von \u00e1 Nelly\u00b4s en \u00e9g reikna\u00f0i fastlega me\u00f0 a\u00f0 hrekjast \u00fea\u00f0an undan reykjarsv\u00e6lu eftir korter svo \u00e9g nennti \u00fev\u00ed ekki. \u00dea\u00f0 er prakt\u00edskt a\u00f0 eiga vin eins og Endorf\u00ednstr\u00e1kinn. Hann bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 aka b\u00edlnum, halda m\u00e9r f\u00e9lagsskap og l\u00e1ta sig svo hverfa ef eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1rennilegt birtist. Ver\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00f3 a\u00f0 j\u00e1tast a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1rennilegasta innan dyra voru vinnuf\u00e9lagar m\u00ednir velgiftir.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g hef\u00f0i sennilega \u00e1tt a\u00f0 kanna marka\u00f0inn \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00e1 barinn, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og leit yfir h\u00f3p samnorr\u00e6nna sveital\u00fa\u00f0a sem sat \u00fear a\u00f0 sumbli. Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum upp og \u00fear sat Lambasteikin, d\u00fa\u00f0u\u00f0 a\u00f0 vanda.
\n-\u00c9g er a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 \u00e1rennilegum karlmanni, tilkynnti \u00e9g.
\n-H\u00e9r eru karlmenn, sag\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g leit fyrir horni\u00f0 og \u00fear sat h\u00f3pur drengja sem litu ekki \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera deginum eldri en sonur minn Fatfr\u00ed\u00f0ur.
\n-Er einhver \u00fearna? spur\u00f0i Endorf\u00edn, \u00feegar \u00e9g kom aftur.
\n-Nei, bara verkfallsb\u00f6rn, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 f\u00f3rum aftur ni\u00f0ur. \u00c9g dansa\u00f0i vi\u00f0 drukkinn Dana sem t\u00f3k \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e1starj\u00e1tningu og l\u00e9t mig ekki \u00ed fri\u00f0i eftir \u00fea\u00f0. Setti ekkert fyrir sig \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g l\u00e9ti sem \u00e9g skildi ekki or\u00f0 \u00ed d\u00f6nsku og haf\u00f0i v\u00edst takmarka\u00f0a tr\u00fa \u00e1 eigarr\u00e9tti Endorf\u00edndrengsins sem t\u00f3k ofursm\u00e1um stelpuh\u00f6ndum s\u00ednum um m\u00ednar og m\u00e6ndi \u00e1 mig \u00e1stleitnum augum \u00ed hvert sinn sem s\u00e1 danski n\u00e1lga\u00f0ist.<\/p>\n
-Prj\u00f3napeysan er s\u00e6t, sag\u00f0i drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni, \u00feegar \u00e9g lauk bj\u00f3rnum og vildi fara heim. Hann hefur auga fyrir sl\u00edku str\u00e1kurinn.
\n-J\u00e1j\u00e1, hann er s\u00e6tur, en hann er bara Nor\u00f0ma\u00f0ur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
Hann horf\u00f0i tortrygginn \u00e1 mig litla stund.
\n-Og \u00fe\u00fa komst \u00fe\u00e9r upp kyn\u00fe\u00e1ttaford\u00f3mum… hven\u00e6r???
\n-Kannski \u00feegar \u00e9g kynnstist \u00feeim karabiska sem var \u00f3l\u00e6s en neyddist til a\u00f0 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 skrifa nafni\u00f0 sitt „af \u00fev\u00ed ekki hafa nein kennitala“, hugsa\u00f0i \u00e9g en sag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki, \u00fev\u00ed au\u00f0vita\u00f0 hef \u00e9g enga kyn\u00fe\u00e1ttaford\u00f3ma.
\n-Hann gistir \u00e1 h\u00f3telinu, \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i \u00e9g, og mig langar ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta P\u00f3l\u00ednu undir morgun og \u00fatsk\u00fdra fyrir henni hva\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 gera \u00ed vinnunni \u00ed rau\u00f0um kj\u00f3l.<\/p>\n
Drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni tilheyrir annarri kynsl\u00f3\u00f0. F\u00e9kk hva\u00f0 eftir anna\u00f0 hl\u00e1turskast yfir t\u00f3nlistinni, sennilega vanari tekkn\u00f3 og reiv t\u00f3nlist sj\u00e1lfur. Ger\u00f0i hreyfingarnar me\u00f0 YMCA og grenja\u00f0i af hl\u00e1tri. Sonur minn Fatfr\u00ed\u00f0ur kom a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu.
\n-\u00c9g get haldi\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3nsbrosinu alveg \u00feanga\u00f0 til hann kemur me\u00f0 \u00feetta lag. \u00dea\u00f0 bara fer alveg me\u00f0 \u00feetta, sag\u00f0i hann. Endorf\u00ednstr\u00e1kurinn samsinnti og \u00fear sem ekkert h\u00e9lt m\u00e9r \u00e1 sta\u00f0num heldur, \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 hleypa honum heim til konunnar sinnar.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var r\u00e9tt komin upp \u00ed r\u00fam \u00feegar s\u00edminn hringdi. \u00dea\u00f0 var ma\u00f0urinn sem vildi ekki eignast brau\u00f0rist me\u00f0 konunni sinni.
\n-Hva\u00f0 er a\u00f0 fr\u00e9tta af \u00fe\u00e9r sk\u00e1ldastelpuskott? sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-\u00c6tli \u00e9g geti ekki talist sk\u00e1ldkerlingarskott n\u00fa or\u00f0i\u00f0, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Hva\u00f0a urgur er n\u00fa \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r? Ertu karlmannslaus e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0?
\n-Hefur \u00fe\u00fa einhvernt\u00edma \u00feekkt mig \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi?
\n-Svona \u00ed alv\u00f6ru, ertu \u00e1 lausu?
\n-Af hverju, \u00feekkir \u00fe\u00fa einhvern sem myndi henta m\u00e9r?
\n-Nei, \u00e9g segi \u00fea\u00f0 kannski ekki.
\n-Og \u00fe\u00fa, ertu b\u00fainn a\u00f0 s\u00e6tta \u00feig vi\u00f0 brau\u00f0ristina?
\n-Ekki bara brau\u00f0ristina, heldur v\u00f6ffluj\u00e1rni\u00f0 l\u00edka, tengdam\u00f6mmu og allan pakkann.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert g\u00f3\u00f0menni miki\u00f0 og til hamingju me\u00f0 v\u00f6ffluj\u00e1rni\u00f0, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, en hvernig dettur \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed hug a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed jafn n\u00e6turgla\u00f0a konu og mig \u00e1 \u00feessum t\u00edma s\u00f3larhrings?<\/p>\n
Hann \u00feag\u00f0i sm\u00e1stund. Sag\u00f0i svo me\u00f0 seimingi:
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 var bara \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan gat aldrei s\u00e6tt sig vi\u00f0 pakkann minn. \u00dea\u00f0 vill svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g er enn einu sinni \u00e1 lausu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g nennti ekki \u00fat en spur\u00f0i tarotspilin r\u00e1\u00f0a. \u00deau lofu\u00f0u m\u00e9r vonbrig\u00f0um, harmi og gengishruni ef \u00e9g f\u00e6ri \u00fat, dau\u00f0a, t\u00edmas\u00f3un, og kv\u00ed\u00f0akasti ef \u00e9g s\u00e6ti heima. Drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn og bjarga\u00f0i m\u00e9r … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa