{"id":927,"date":"2004-10-23T19:57:19","date_gmt":"2004-10-23T19:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=927"},"modified":"2017-09-07T20:53:12","modified_gmt":"2017-09-07T20:53:12","slug":"karlafar-mitt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2004\/10\/23\/karlafar-mitt\/","title":{"rendered":"Karlafar mitt"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Af hverju ert \u00fe\u00fa \u00ed \u00feessum kj\u00f3l? urra\u00f0i sonur minn H\u00e1rlaugur.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa vi\u00f0 h\u00e6fi a\u00f0 fara \u00feokkalega \u00fatl\u00edtandi \u00e1 ballett og svo getur vel veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g fari \u00e1 karlafar \u00e1 eftir, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/span><\/p>\n

-\u00de\u00fa ert alltaf \u00e1 karlafari, tu\u00f0a\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n

Hmmm …<\/p>\n

\u00c9g sko\u00f0a\u00f0i sta\u00f0h\u00e6finguna me\u00f0 opnum huga. Fannst \u00feetta ekki alveg passa. Ekki einu sinni Haffi getur flokkast undir „karlafar“. \u00c9g kynntist honum \u00feegar hann var \u00ed vinnunni, f\u00f3r me\u00f0 honum \u00e1 kaffih\u00fas daginn eftir og hef ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 hann edr\u00fa s\u00ed\u00f0an. Get bara ekki flokka\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem „karlafar“ \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g hafi skri\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00ed til hans einu sinni \u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0i og alltaf \u00feegar H\u00e1rlaugur er hj\u00e1 pabba s\u00ednum e\u00f0a \u00ed sveitinni.<\/p>\n

Hmmm … Hven\u00e6r f\u00f3r \u00e9g s\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00e1 „karlafar“? \u00der\u00e1tt fyrir hrifningu m\u00edna \u00e1 \u00feessum d\u00e1samlegu verum sem geta einhent 50 kg ruslapoka og sveifla\u00f0 honum l\u00e9ttilega yfir \u00f6xlina \u00e1 s\u00e9r, bora\u00f0 g\u00f6t \u00ed veggi (ekki fingur) og skipt um bremsuklossa \u00ed b\u00edlnum, hef \u00e9g ekki fari\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0 \u00ed leit a\u00f0 einnota eintaki, nema einu sinni s\u00ed\u00f0an h\u00fasasmi\u00f0urinn d\u00f6mpa\u00f0i m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 var \u00e1 me\u00f0an sonur minn H\u00e1rlaugur var \u00ed sveitinni og vissi ekkert af \u00fev\u00ed og djammi\u00f0 var\u00f0 ekki hrottalegra en svo a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 st\u00f6llur s\u00e1tum \u00ed mannlausu horni<\/a> \u00e1 m\u00ednum eigin vinnusta\u00f0 og r\u00e6ddum \u00fea\u00f0 hversu vel giftar \u00fe\u00e6r v\u00e6ru. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu voru \u00fe\u00e6r b\u00e1\u00f0ar \u00e1 lausu morguninn eftir en \u00fea\u00f0 kom ekki til vegna djammgle\u00f0i vorrar, heldur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r reyndust bara \u00feegar til kom, hreint ekki vera jafn vel giptar og \u00fe\u00e6r h\u00e9ldu.<\/p>\n

A\u00f0 vel athugu\u00f0u m\u00e1li komst \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef ekki pikka\u00f0 upp einnota karlmann \u00e1 skemmtista\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an 1996. \u00c9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 nota hann sem pl\u00e1stur \u00e1 \u00e1starsorg en t\u00f3kst ekki betur til en svo a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 grenja um lei\u00f0 og hann snerti mig. Str\u00e1kgreyi\u00f0 f\u00f3r \u00e1 l\u00edmingunum, drakk allt rau\u00f0v\u00edni\u00f0 mitt og var\u00f0 p\u00f6ddufullur. Drafa\u00f0i eitthva\u00f0 um a\u00f0 sofa bara en ekki „gera neitt“ og var hundlei\u00f0inlegur \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g v\u00e6ri alveg h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 gr\u00e1ta. \u00c9g \u00f3k honum heim enda rek \u00e9g ekki gistiheimili fyrir drukkna menn sem r\u00e1\u00f0a ekkieinu sinni vi\u00f0 einn grenjandi kvenmann.<\/p>\n

-\u00dea\u00f0 er haugalygi, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, hven\u00e6r hefur \u00fe\u00fa or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feess var a\u00f0 \u00e9g fari \u00e1 karlafar?
\n-T.d. varstu alltaf \u00e1 karlafari me\u00f0 H\u00fasasmi\u00f0num, sag\u00f0i hann.<\/p>\n

\u00c1 karlafari? \u00dea\u00f0 er sums\u00e9 „karlafar“ a\u00f0 deila r\u00fami me\u00f0 samb\u00fdlismanni s\u00ednum? J\u00e1 \u00e9g er g\u00e6ra. \u00ddlandi dr\u00e6sa, br\u00f3karlaus g\u00e6ra, og miki\u00f0 dj\u00f6full er \u00e9g flott \u00ed t\u00e1ldr\u00e1ttarkj\u00f3lnum. Sem aldrei hefur veri\u00f0 nota\u00f0ur til a\u00f0 t\u00e1ldraga einn e\u00f0a neinn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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