og or\u00f0i\u00f0 var Gvu\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Og Gvu\u00f0 var gj\u00f6rsamlega a\u00f0 kafna \u00far stj\u00f3rnsemi og frekju og setti \u00feessvegna reglur um allan andskotann. Sumar reglurnar skrifa\u00f0i hann \u00e1 leirt\u00f6flur en \u00feetta var fyrir t\u00edma lyklabor\u00f0sins og hann var\u00f0 flj\u00f3tt svo \u00fereyttur \u00e1 a\u00f0 krafsa \u00ed leirinn a\u00f0 hann \u00e1kva\u00f0 bara a\u00f0 hafa flestar reglurnar \u00f3skr\u00e1\u00f0ar.<\/p>\n
Og Gvu\u00f0 lag\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 mannskepnuna a\u00f0 allt l\u00edf hennar skyldi einkennast af st\u00f6\u00f0ugri lygi og leikaraskap, einkum \u00fe\u00f3 \u00ed samskiptum f\u00f3lks sem hef\u00f0i kannski geta\u00f0 hugsa\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 vera gott vi\u00f0 hvert anna\u00f0. Fyrsta bo\u00f0or\u00f0 Gvu\u00f0s til karlmannins hlj\u00f3\u00f0a\u00f0i svo: Fyrsta bo\u00f0or\u00f0 Gvu\u00f0s til konunnar var hinsvegar: Me\u00f0al annarra skilabo\u00f0a Gvu\u00f0s til konunnar voru \u00feessi:<\/strong> Gvu\u00f0i s\u00e9 lof a\u00f0 \u00e9g er tr\u00faleysingi. N\u00f3gu dj\u00fapst\u00e6\u00f0 \u00e1hrif hefur rugli\u00f0 \u00ed honum n\u00fa samt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" og or\u00f0i\u00f0 var Gvu\u00f0. Og Gvu\u00f0 var gj\u00f6rsamlega a\u00f0 kafna \u00far stj\u00f3rnsemi og frekju og setti \u00feessvegna reglur um allan andskotann. Sumar reglurnar skrifa\u00f0i hann \u00e1 leirt\u00f6flur en \u00feetta var fyrir t\u00edma lyklabor\u00f0sins og hann var\u00f0 flj\u00f3tt svo \u00fereyttur \u00e1 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-Ekki gera ekki neitt.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n-Ekki gera neitt.<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki vera \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull.
\n-A\u00f0 langa til a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 karlmanni skal flokkast sem \u00f6rv\u00e6nting.
\n-A\u00f0 langa til a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 einhverjum \u00e1kve\u00f0num karlmanni skal flokkast sem meiri \u00f6rv\u00e6nting.
\n-A\u00f0 langa til a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 sama karlmanninum \u00e1 hverri n\u00f3ttu skal flokkast sem mest \u00f6rv\u00e6nting.
\n-Allt sem \u00fe\u00fa hugsar, segir og gerir, sem gefur til kynna a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hafir beinl\u00ednis \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynnast karlmanni betur mun \u00ed \u00f6llum tilvikum ver\u00f0a t\u00falka\u00f0 sem \u00f6rv\u00e6nting.
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki gera neitt sem gefur \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt \u00f6rv\u00e6ntingarfull.
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki hafa samband vi\u00f0 karlmann a\u00f0 fyrra brag\u00f0i.
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki l\u00fdsa yfir s\u00e9rstakri k\u00e6ti ef karlma\u00f0ur hefur samband vi\u00f0 \u00feig a\u00f0 fyrra brag\u00f0i.
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt ekki undir neinum kringumst\u00e6\u00f0um s\u00fdna karlmanni kynfer\u00f0islegan \u00e1huga a\u00f0 fyrra brag\u00f0i.
\n-\u00de\u00fa skalt gera \u00fe\u00e9r upp \u00e1hugaleysi \u00ed fyrstu 10 skiptin sem karlma\u00f0ur s\u00fdnir \u00fe\u00e9r kynfer\u00f0islegan \u00e1huga.
\n-Ef \u00fe\u00fa getur ekki hugsa\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r a\u00f0 lifa \u00e1n karlmanns, gef\u00f0u honum \u00fe\u00e1 epli og b\u00edddu svo \u00fear til hann fattar sj\u00e1lfur hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0.
\n-Minnstu \u00feess a\u00f0 ef karlma\u00f0ur tekur ekki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00feessu l\u00f6gbo\u00f0na leikriti er sk\u00fdringin ekki s\u00fa a\u00f0 hann skilji ekki \u00feetta eplatrix e\u00f0a s\u00e9 a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0um fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r, (enda er hann sanntr\u00faa\u00f0ur og fylgir sta\u00f0fastlega gullnu reglunni „ekki gera ekki neitt“) heldur einfaldlega s\u00fa a\u00f0 hann er „just not that into you“.<\/p>\n