\u00c9g er foxill \u00fat \u00ed H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rann.<\/p>\n
\u00cd fyrsta lagi fyrir a\u00f0 hleypa \u00feessu satan\u00edska menntask\u00f3laballi \u00ed h\u00fasi\u00f0, \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0ru lagi fyrir a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a ekki fleira f\u00f3lk til starfa \u00e1 \u00feessh\u00e1ttar kv\u00f6ldi og \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja lagi af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst heppilegt, til a\u00f0 hrella ekki fleiri en nau\u00f0synlegt er, a\u00f0 taka alla rei\u00f0i m\u00edna gagnvart mannkyninu, Bandar\u00edkjaforseta og gu\u00f0d\u00f3mnum \u00fat \u00e1 einum og sama manngarminum. Auk \u00feess er hann karlma\u00f0ur og \u00fea\u00f0 eitt n\u00e6gir m\u00e9r alveg til \u00feess a\u00f0 skamma hann.<\/p>\n
350 drukkin b\u00f6rn \u00ed h\u00fasinu. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu g\u00e6slumenn me\u00f0 \u00feeim (hverra hlutverk er a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta \u00f6ryggis barnanna en ekki a\u00f0 bera \u00ed \u00feau k\u00f3k, \u00fer\u00edfa eftir \u00feau e\u00f0a vernda innanstokksmuni fyrir \u00e1gangi \u00feeirra) en a\u00f0eins einn \u00fej\u00f3nn og br\u00f3\u00f0ir hans \u00e1 vakt. Hva\u00f0a sj\u00fakd\u00f3mseinkenni er \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega? \u00dea\u00f0 var ekki fyrr en skr\u00edllinn var kominn upp a\u00f0 dyrum sem H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn \u00e1tta\u00f0i sig skyndilega \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 heppilegt a\u00f0 hafa svosem eins og einn starfsmann \u00ed fatahenginu. Fala\u00f0ist eftir syni m\u00ednum au\u00f0k\u00edfingnum til \u00feess en \u00e9g sag\u00f0i nei, \u00fear sem pilturinn \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed sk\u00f3lann \u00e1rla n\u00e6sta morgun. \u00c9g skipti \u00fe\u00f3 um sko\u00f0un \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 balli\u00f0 st\u00e6\u00f0i ekki nema til kl. 1 og ba\u00f0 str\u00e1k a\u00f0 koma. H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn hleypti m\u00e9r hinsvegar heim snemma me\u00f0 \u00feeim or\u00f0um a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feyrfti g\u00f3\u00f0a hv\u00edld \u00fear sem b\u00faast m\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 \u00e1stands\u00ferifum a\u00f0 morgni. Drengurinn kom heim kl. 3.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g skil n\u00fa bara ekkert \u00ed honum a\u00f0 f\u00e1 ekki fleira f\u00f3lk til a\u00f0 vinna. Held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hlj\u00f3ti bara eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 manninum, svona fyrir utan \u00feessa f\u00f6tlun sem felst \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera karlma\u00f0ur. \u00c6tli geti veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 alki? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g (en m\u00e9r finnst drykkjuskapur alltaf mj\u00f6g n\u00e6rt\u00e6k sk\u00fdring ef mann heg\u00f0a s\u00e9r ekki eins og m\u00e9r hentar.)\u00a0Sonur minn leit hugsandi \u00e1 mig og sag\u00f0i svo kv\u00ed\u00f0afullum r\u00f3mi;
\n-\u00c9g kann vel vi\u00f0 hann og vona innilega a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekkert alvarlegt a\u00f0 honum en heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 geti veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 kapitalisti?<\/p>\n
Frumranns\u00f3kn m\u00edn \u00e1 g\u00f3lfi veitingah\u00fassins \u00ed morgun leiddi mig a\u00f0 eftirt\u00f6ldum ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0um:
\na) menntsk\u00e6lingar nota tyggig\u00fam\u00ed
\nb) menntsk\u00e6lingar reykja
\nc) hluta\u00f0eigandi menntastofnun hefur ekki sinnt skilvirkri kennslu \u00ed notkun rusladalla og \u00f6skubakka.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 leggja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mar taugar lesenda a\u00f0 l\u00fdsa \u00fatgangnum \u00e1 h\u00fasinu a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti. Bruggarinn og br\u00f3\u00f0ir hans h\u00f6f\u00f0u a\u00f0 v\u00edsu skafi\u00f0 \u00e6luna upp eftir bestu getu og P\u00f3l\u00edna t\u00f3k a\u00f0 s\u00e9r a\u00f0 verka \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e6lt var utandyra, reykt, migi\u00f0, fleygt og broti\u00f0 en \u00e9g var samt r\u00famum 3 klukkut\u00edmum lengur en vanalega a\u00f0 taka sta\u00f0inn \u00ed gegn. S\u00e1 strax a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i s\u00f3larhringsverk a\u00f0 moppa g\u00f3lfin hrein svo \u00e9g bisa\u00f0i hv\u00edta skr\u00edmslinu fram. Sk\u00faringamask\u00ednan s\u00fa er sannkalla\u00f0 verkf\u00e6ri Satans, l\u00edkamsst\u00fdrt ferl\u00edki, hanna\u00f0 fyrir lendar og l\u00e6ri 85 kg karlmannsskrokks en ekki mj\u00f3bak sm\u00e1vaxinnar konu. \u00c9g hef einu sinni \u00e1\u00f0ur nota\u00f0 \u00feetta skr\u00edmsli og sver h\u00e9r og n\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00feessi m\u00edn \u00f6nnur tilraun til \u00feess arna var\u00f0 aukinheldur s\u00fa s\u00ed\u00f0asta.<\/p>\n
Bakmein var \u00ed uppsiglingu en alkunn ge\u00f0pr\u00fd\u00f0i m\u00edn hinsvegar \u00e1 hr\u00f6\u00f0u undanhaldi \u00feegar H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn m\u00e6tti \u00e1 sv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 og m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tti einkar vi\u00f0eigandi \u00e1 \u00feessari stundu a\u00f0 leggja mitt af m\u00f6rkum til enduruppeldis hans.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert n\u00fa meiri sk\u00farkurinn, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g, hleypir m\u00e9r snemma heim svo \u00e9g ver\u00f0i n\u00fa \u00f6rugglega me\u00f0 fullri starfsorku \u00ed \u00feessar sk\u00edtask\u00faringar en heldur sk\u00f3lakrakka fram \u00e1 mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt, og undirmanna\u00f0 og allt og fussum barasta svoddan launasparna\u00f0arkl\u00e6kjum!<\/p>\n
H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn var\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 mitt \u00e1 milli sk\u00f6mmustulegur og mi\u00f0ur s\u00edn, ba\u00f0st innvir\u00f0ulegast afs\u00f6kunar og spur\u00f0i hvernig hann g\u00e6ti b\u00e6tt fyrir \u00fev\u00edl\u00edk afgl\u00f6p.
\n-Fullseint \u00ed rassinn gripi\u00f0 n\u00fana g\u00e6skur, og \u00fear sem flengikokkurinn er h\u00e6ttur og farinn, s\u00e9 \u00e9g ekki anna\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0 \u00ed st\u00f6\u00f0unni en a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta sj\u00e1lf me\u00f0 \u00f3lina og h\u00fd\u00f0a \u00far \u00fe\u00e9r helv\u00edtis kap\u00edtalismann. \u00deusa\u00f0i \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
Veslings H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn er n\u00fa \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir allt allur af vilja ger\u00f0ur a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3knast m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 li\u00f0u ekki nema um 20 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00fear til hann, \u00ed yfirb\u00f3taskini, bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r til afnota mannfausk nokkurn sem \u00e1tti lei\u00f0 \u00e1 skrifstofuna. Karli \u00feessum fylgdi s\u00fa ums\u00f6gn elskulegs yfirbo\u00f0ara m\u00edns a\u00f0 hann (\u00fe.e. hinn frambo\u00f0ni foli) hef\u00f0i lengi haft hug \u00e1 a\u00f0 halda fram hj\u00e1 sinni ektakvinnu en hef\u00f0i s\u00f6kum gunguh\u00e1ttar aldrei l\u00e1ti\u00f0 ver\u00f0a af \u00fev\u00ed. Mega n\u00fa lesendur geta s\u00e9r til um framhaldi\u00f0 \u00e1 kynnum m\u00ednum vi\u00f0 \u00feennan kostagrip.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er nokku\u00f0 lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 \u00e1 morgun f\u00e6 \u00e9g son minn sveitamanninn til a\u00f0 lj\u00e1 m\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0an hrossap\u00edsk. \u00c1 laugardaginn \u00e6tla \u00e9g svo a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00e1 skrifstofu H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rans, \u00edkl\u00e6dd ke\u00f0juvesti og le\u00f0urbr\u00f3k og flengja \u00far honum allan s\u00e1larkrankleika \u00fe.m.t. nik\u00f3t\u00ednf\u00edkn og n\u00f6ldur\u00f3\u00feol, drykkjur\u00f6skun og d\u00f3mgreindarsig, kl\u00e1ms\u00fdki og kapitalisma, sem og \u00f3f\u00f6gnu\u00f0 annan. V\u00e6nti \u00e9g \u00feess \u00e1gangurs af a\u00f0ger\u00f0inni a\u00f0 hann;
\na) kj\u00f3si vinstri gr\u00e6na \u00ed n\u00e6stu Al\u00feingiskosningum
\nb) takmarki skemmtanahald framvegis vi\u00f0 f\u00e9lagsvist eldri borgara, kvenf\u00e9lagsbing\u00f3 og \u00f6nnur huggulegheit
\nc) \u00fatvegi m\u00e9r karlmann, ekki til kynfer\u00f0islegra afnota heldur til a\u00f0 st\u00fdra sk\u00faringav\u00e9lar\u00f3f\u00e9tinu
\nd) falli fram og tilbi\u00f0ji mig.<\/p>\n
Amen<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c9g er foxill \u00fat \u00ed H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rann. \u00cd fyrsta lagi fyrir a\u00f0 hleypa \u00feessu satan\u00edska menntask\u00f3laballi \u00ed h\u00fasi\u00f0, \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0ru lagi fyrir a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a ekki fleira f\u00f3lk til starfa \u00e1 \u00feessh\u00e1ttar kv\u00f6ldi og \u00ed \u00feri\u00f0ja lagi af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa