H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn er sannkalla\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0menni, ekki s\u00edst \u00feegar \u00ed hlut eiga einhleypar konur illa haldnar af samr\u00e6\u00f0isf\u00fdsn. Undanfarna daga hefur hann lagt sig \u00ed l\u00edma vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bjarga m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 eymd minni og einst\u00e6\u00f0ingsskap me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynna fyrir m\u00e9r hverja silkih\u00fafuna \u00e1 f\u00e6tur annarri. \u00cd dag bau\u00f0 hann m\u00e9r 3 karlmenn og geri Fang\u00f3r\u00eda betur!<\/p>\n
Fyrst var \u00fea\u00f0 Gar\u00f0yrkjuma\u00f0urinn sem hann leiddi til fundar vi\u00f0 mig laust fyrir h\u00e1degi\u00f0. \u00c9g st\u00f3\u00f0 einmitt inni \u00e1 skrifstofu H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rans \u00ed hr\u00f3kasamr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 hann \u00feegar Gar\u00f0yrkjuma\u00f0urinn kom a\u00f0v\u00edfandi og ger\u00f0ist \u00feegar \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0legur svo ekki s\u00e9 meira sagt. \u00dear sem \u00e9g haf\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 ekki loki\u00f0 erindi m\u00ednu vi\u00f0 H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rann, f\u00e6r\u00f0i \u00e9g Gar\u00f0yrkjumanninn til hli\u00f0ar og ba\u00f0 hann a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a. \u00deetta fannst H\u00f3telstj\u00f3ranum truntuleg a\u00f0ger\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Svo bara hrindir\u00f0u honum fr\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r og \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0 g\u00fam\u00edh\u00f6nskum. Hann \u00e1 12 b\u00f6rn me\u00f0 13 konum, \u00e9g hef n\u00fa bara hreint enga sam\u00fa\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r ef \u00fe\u00fa hafnar \u00f6\u00f0ru eins gulltyppi, sag\u00f0i H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g ba\u00f0st innilega afs\u00f6kunar og t\u00f3k af m\u00e9r g\u00fam\u00edhanskana. M\u00e9r skilst a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 beri vott um \u00f3venjulegt kaldlyndi a\u00f0 stjaka \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0legum m\u00f6nnum fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r me\u00f0 g\u00fam\u00edh\u00f6nskum svo m\u00e9r fannst vissara a\u00f0 vera berhent ef hann ger\u00f0i a\u00f0ra tilraun til a\u00f0 vinna hug minn og hjarta \u00e1\u00f0ur en erindi m\u00ednu \u00e1 skrifstofu H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rans lyki. \u00dea\u00f0 var nefnilega ekkert \u00e6tlun m\u00edn a\u00f0 m\u00f3\u00f0ga blessa\u00f0an Gar\u00f0yrkjumanninn, \u00fea\u00f0 vill bara svo til a\u00f0 sumir eru safnarar og a\u00f0rir vei\u00f0imenn og svo er til f\u00f3lk sem er hvorki safnarar n\u00e9 vei\u00f0menn, heldur b\u00f6\u00f0lar. Og \u00e9g er einmitt fr\u00e1 n\u00e1tt\u00farrunnar hendi b\u00f6\u00f0ull. Geng til verks af \u00e1kve\u00f0ni og einur\u00f0 og kl\u00e1ra verki\u00f0 vafningalaust. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feessvegna sem f\u00f3lk ver\u00f0ur hr\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 mig \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00fev\u00e6 upp, \u00e9g nefnilega drep diska.Og n\u00fa vildi bara svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g var i mi\u00f0ju samtali og var hreint ekki tilb\u00fain til a\u00f0 hlusta \u00e1 \u00e1star\u00f3\u00f0 Gar\u00f0yrkumannisins fyrr en \u00e9g hef\u00f0i afgreitt \u00fea\u00f0, kl\u00e1ra\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, drepi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 (\u00fe.e.a.s. samtali\u00f0 ekki H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rann).<\/p>\n
Ekki t\u00f3kust \u00e1stir me\u00f0 m\u00e9r og gulltyppinu \u00ed dag og \u00feegar \u00e9g kom \u00ed eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 \u00ed kv\u00f6ld kenndi H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn vandf\u00fdsi minni um \u00fe\u00e1 sta\u00f0reynd a\u00f0 \u00e9g er \u00ed \u00feann veginn a\u00f0 pipra \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir alla m\u00edna kvenlegu kosti.
\n-Elsku g\u00f3\u00f0i, ef \u00fe\u00fa bara s\u00e6ir \u00fea\u00f0 samsafn ves\u00e6linga sem \u00e9g hef teki\u00f0 upp \u00e1 arma m\u00edna, \u00fe\u00e1 myndir\u00f0u ekki \u00e1saka mig um vandl\u00e6ti, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g sannleikanum samkv\u00e6mt, a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g h\u00e9lt.
\nEn H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn t\u00f3k mig \u00e1 or\u00f0in og kom sk\u00f6mmu s\u00ed\u00f0ar \u00ed eldh\u00fassg\u00e6ttina, me\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0an fola \u00e1 sextugsaldi, \u00e1l\u00edka eigulegan og Gar\u00f0yrkjumanninn en \u00fe\u00f3 \u00f6llu \u00f3fr\u00ed\u00f0ari og bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r hann til samr\u00e6\u00f0na, samr\u00e6\u00f0is e\u00f0a samb\u00fa\u00f0ar, allt eftir m\u00ednum smekk. \u00c9g var einmitt \u00ed mi\u00f0ju kafi vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 drepa s\u00f3supottinn \u00feegar \u00feeir komu og s\u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0i var\u00f0 svo hr\u00e6ddur vi\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 hann fl\u00fa\u00f0i \u00feegar \u00ed sta\u00f0 fram \u00ed sal aftur. En H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn var aldeilis ekki h\u00e6ttur og kom aftur einni glasagrind s\u00ed\u00f0ar og bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r til eignar e\u00f0a afnota, ekki \u00f3fr\u00e6gari mann en sj\u00e1lfan B\u00e6jarr\u00f3nann.<\/p>\n
\u00dear sem r\u00f3nasjarm\u00f6rinn v\u00ed\u00f0fr\u00e6gi er \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00ed me\u00f0fer\u00f0 \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka ekki \u00feessu d\u00e1semdartilbo\u00f0i. \u00c9g hef nefnilega heyrt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 taki me\u00f0alamanninn 2 \u00e1r a\u00f0 jafna sig n\u00f3gu vel eftir me\u00f0fer\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vera tilb\u00fainn \u00ed tilfinningasamband og ekki \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 gerast svo eigingj\u00f6rn a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0ra me\u00f0fer\u00f0inni fyrir blessu\u00f0um manninnum af einsk\u00e6rri samr\u00e6\u00f0isf\u00fdsn.<\/p>\n
-\u00de\u00fa g\u00e6tir or\u00f0i\u00f0 lj\u00f3si\u00f0 \u00ed l\u00edfi hans, sag\u00f0i Spengilfr\u00ed\u00f0ur.
\nYeah right. Amma m\u00edn s\u00e1luga h\u00e9lt \u00fev\u00ed alltaf fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i fr\u00e1 3ja \u00e1ra aldri veri\u00f0 \u00e1l\u00edka al\u00fa\u00f0leg og kaktus og \u00fea\u00f0 eru takm\u00f6rk fyrir \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a manni upp \u00e1, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 r\u00f3ni.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn er sannkalla\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0menni, ekki s\u00edst \u00feegar \u00ed hlut eiga einhleypar konur illa haldnar af samr\u00e6\u00f0isf\u00fdsn. Undanfarna daga hefur hann lagt sig \u00ed l\u00edma vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 bjarga m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 eymd minni og einst\u00e6\u00f0ingsskap me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kynna fyrir m\u00e9r hverja … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa