L\u00e6rlingurinn hefur, eins og allir vel uppaldir piltar, miki\u00f0 \u00e1lit \u00e1 k\u00e6rustunni sinni. Honum finnst l\u00edti\u00f0 koma til r\u00f3mant\u00edskrar hugmyndaau\u00f0gi \u00feeirra manna sem f\u00e6ra konum s\u00ednum bl\u00f3m og s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og segist ekki hafa neina tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00edn heittelska\u00f0a s\u00e9 n\u00f3gu „grunnhyggin“ til a\u00f0 falla fyrir svo „\u00f3d\u00fdru trixi“.<\/p>\n
Ekki \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 draga \u00far gildi \u00feess a\u00f0 s\u00fdna d\u00e1l\u00edtinn frumleika, \u00fea\u00f0 er alltaf gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 sem kemur beinl\u00ednis \u00e1 \u00f3vart en m\u00e9r finnst l\u00edka gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 bl\u00f3m og s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 grunnhyggin.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00fa karl, sem lest \u00feetta (og ert eflaust afar dj\u00faphugull) munt \u00fe\u00fa nokkurnt\u00edma gleyma deginum \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa kemur heim og konan \u00fe\u00edn er alveg \u00f3v\u00e6nt b\u00fain a\u00f0 dressa sig upp \u00ed gargandi sex\u00fd korselett me\u00f0 sokkab\u00f6ndum og bl\u00fandum, gj\u00f6rsamlega \u00f3lgandi af \u00fer\u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 uppfylla \u00fe\u00ednar villtustu fantas\u00edur?<\/p>\n
Gl\u00e6tan a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eigi eftir a\u00f0 gerast, segir sj\u00e1lfsagt einhver. Jamm. Veistu hversvegna? \u00dea\u00f0 hvarflar bara ekki a\u00f0 henni a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt svo grunnhygginn a\u00f0 falla fyrir svo \u00f3d\u00fdru trixi. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00feessvegna sem h\u00fan klippir \u00fat myndir \u00far r\u00f3s\u00f3ttu efni me\u00f0 takkask\u00e6rum og l\u00edmir \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 kort handa \u00fe\u00e9r. H\u00fan heldur \u00ed alv\u00f6runni a\u00f0 t\u00edminn og al\u00fa\u00f0in sem h\u00fan lag\u00f0i \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 b\u00faa til eitthva\u00f0 s\u00e6tt handa \u00fe\u00e9r, snerti vi\u00f0kv\u00e6man streng \u00ed hjarta \u00fe\u00ednu. H\u00fan heldur a\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa \u00e1hrif \u00e1 dindilinn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r, s\u00e9 h\u00fan a\u00f0 gera l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00far \u00e1stinni.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er engin \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0a til a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir frumlegri hugmynd ef \u00feig langar til a\u00f0 gle\u00f0ja konuna \u00fe\u00edna. Henni finnst au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0islegt hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert kl\u00e1r og sni\u00f0ugur en henni finnst samt gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 bl\u00f3m. \u00dea\u00f0 er nefnilega sta\u00f0festing \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa elskir hana l\u00edka \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa ert andlega geldur og dettur ekkert sni\u00f0ugt \u00ed hug.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
L\u00e6rlingurinn hefur, eins og allir vel uppaldir piltar, miki\u00f0 \u00e1lit \u00e1 k\u00e6rustunni sinni. Honum finnst l\u00edti\u00f0 koma til r\u00f3mant\u00edskrar hugmyndaau\u00f0gi \u00feeirra manna sem f\u00e6ra konum s\u00ednum bl\u00f3m og s\u00fakkula\u00f0i og segist ekki hafa neina tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00edn heittelska\u00f0a … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa