{"id":8761,"date":"2006-11-06T09:59:39","date_gmt":"2006-11-06T09:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=8761"},"modified":"2017-09-08T15:55:38","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T15:55:38","slug":"noj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/11\/06\/noj\/","title":{"rendered":"Noj!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Birta:<\/strong> M\u00e9r l\u00fdst ekkert \u00e1 \u00feetta! \u00c9g vil a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hendir \u00feessum helv\u00edtis s\u00edma \u00ed sj\u00f3inn.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> H\u00e6ttu \u00feessari vitleysu.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Vitleysu! Hann var m.a.s. b\u00fainn a\u00f0 eiga vi\u00f0 hann \u00e1\u00f0ur.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Hann hl\u00f3\u00f0 s\u00edmann fyrir okkur, svo vi\u00f0 g\u00e6tum nota\u00f0 hann strax. Og teikna\u00f0i \u00e1 hann hjarta. \u00c9g myndi n\u00fa bara kalla \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3sk\u00f6p sakleysislega umhyggju.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><strong>Birta:<\/strong> Af hverju kom hann ekki bara me\u00f0 s\u00fakkula\u00f0i e\u00f0a bl\u00f3m eins og a\u00f0rir menn fyrst hann \u00feurfti endilega a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 gefa okkur eitthva\u00f0?<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> S\u00edmi er t\u00e1knr\u00e6nn fyrir \u00feann sem vill mynda tengsl.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Er ekki \u00ed lagi me\u00f0 \u00feig? S\u00edmi er ekkert anna\u00f0 en hlerunarb\u00fana\u00f0ur, r\u00f3mant\u00edski h\u00e1lfvitinn \u00feinn.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Hvurslags eiginlega v\u00e6niss\u00fdki er \u00feetta eiginlega. Hvers vegna \u00ed fjandanum \u00e6tti \u00f3kunnugur ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 vilja nj\u00f3sna um okkur?<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Hann vinnur hj\u00e1 VALDINU.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Drottinn minn og dj\u00f6full, \u00fe\u00fa \u00edmyndar \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3 ekki a\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rn Bjarnason hangi yfir makaleitarp\u00e6lingum \u00e1 blogginu okkar og sendi svo nj\u00f3snara \u00ed gervi vonbi\u00f0ils til \u00feess a\u00f0 koma \u00e1 okkur hlerunarb\u00fana\u00f0i?<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Hva\u00f0 er svona fr\u00e1leitt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0? Bl\u00e1saklaust f\u00f3lk ver\u00f0ur fyrir pers\u00f3nunj\u00f3snum. Fyrst Svavar Gestsson var talinn st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttulegur landr\u00e1\u00f0ama\u00f0ur \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma, hva\u00f0a firra g\u00e6ti \u00fe\u00e1 ekki veri\u00f0 uppi n\u00fana me\u00f0 \u00feennan apak\u00f6tt \u00ed st\u00f3l d\u00f3msm\u00e1lar\u00e1\u00f0herra? Hann vinnur fyrir VALDI\u00d0, gleymdu \u00fev\u00ed ekki.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva: <\/strong>Ertu ekki me\u00f0 \u00f6llum mjalla? Vi\u00f0 unnum sj\u00e1lfar fyrir valdi\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> \u00dea\u00f0 varst \u00fe\u00fa. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g neyddist til a\u00f0 deila me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r l\u00edkama var \u00fea\u00f0 ekki \u00e9g sem f\u00f3r \u00ed b\u00faning.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Og \u00fe\u00f3 svo v\u00e6ri hlerunarb\u00fana\u00f0ur \u00ed \u00feessum s\u00edma, hva\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0? Vi\u00f0 st\u00f6ndum ekki \u00ed neinum landr\u00e1\u00f0um. Er nokku\u00f0 svo agalegt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt Marsk\u00e1lkurinn heyri mig bi\u00f0ja str\u00e1kana a\u00f0 fara varlega \u00ed umfer\u00f0inni e\u00f0a kaupa mj\u00f3lk \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim?<br \/>\n<strong>Birta: <\/strong>Eitt er a\u00f0 geta ekkert gert \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar heimas\u00edminn er hlera\u00f0ur, anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00f3vininn velkominn og leyfa honum a\u00f0 spila me\u00f0 sig.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva: <\/strong>Slaka\u00f0u \u00e1 ge\u00f0veikinni. \u00c9g skal setja korti\u00f0 \u00ed gamla s\u00edmann aftur, \u00e9g kann hvort sem er ekkert \u00e1 svona fl\u00f3kna gr\u00e6ju.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Birta:<\/strong> J\u00e6ja, hva\u00f0 tefur \u00feig?<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> \u00c9g n\u00e6 ekki helv\u00edtis t\u00e6kinu \u00ed sundur. NEI, ekki \u00fe\u00fa reyna, \u00fe\u00fa skemmir hann bara me\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f6snagangnum \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Hva\u00f0 sag\u00f0i \u00e9g? S\u00edmi sem er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 opna. Hahh!<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Hann er bara stir\u00f0ur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er n\u00fdr bj\u00e1ninn \u00feinn. Andskotinn hver getur veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed mig me\u00f0 leynin\u00fameri um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt?<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Sko! Sag\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki! \u00dearftu frekari s\u00f6nnunarg\u00f6gn?<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 Marsk\u00e1lkurinn s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hringja? \u00de\u00fa heldur kannski a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli a\u00f0 m\u00e1sa \u00ed s\u00edmt\u00f3li\u00f0?<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> \u00deeir eru \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega a\u00f0 \u00feessu til a\u00f0 virkja einhvern b\u00fana\u00f0. Nei! ekki svara \u00feessu!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Eva:<\/strong> \u00deetta er allt \u00ed lagi. \u00cd alv\u00f6ru. Tollheimtuma\u00f0urinn gaf okkur l\u00edka s\u00edma, manstu.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Og hj\u00e1 hverjum vann Tollheimtuma\u00f0urinn?<br \/>\n<strong>Eva: <\/strong>Dj\u00f6full ertu skemmd.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta:<\/strong> Dj\u00f6full ert \u00fe\u00fa dj\u00fapt sokkin \u00ed afneitun.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Skemmd.<br \/>\n<strong>Birta<\/strong>: Heimsk.<br \/>\n<strong>Eva:<\/strong> Skemmd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Birta: M\u00e9r l\u00fdst ekkert \u00e1 \u00feetta! \u00c9g vil a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa hendir \u00feessum helv\u00edtis s\u00edma \u00ed sj\u00f3inn. Eva: H\u00e6ttu \u00feessari vitleysu. Birta: Vitleysu! Hann var m.a.s. b\u00fainn a\u00f0 eiga vi\u00f0 hann \u00e1\u00f0ur. 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