Skrattinn \u00e1 veggnum vakti mig \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Vildi f\u00e1 a\u00f0 koma upp\u00ed til m\u00edn en \u00e9g neita\u00f0i. Finnst alveg n\u00f3g b\u00f6gg a\u00f0 hafa hann \u00e1 veggnum, \u00e9g m\u00e1la\u00f0i hann ekki einu sinni sj\u00e1lf. Hann ger\u00f0i ekki frekari tilraunir til a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a s\u00e9r undir s\u00e6ngina en settist \u00e1 r\u00famstokkinn og m\u00e1sa\u00f0i \u00ed eyra\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Eins og \u00e9g hata \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-H\u00e6ttu \u00feessari t\u00edmas\u00f3un. \u00de\u00fa finnur aldrei maka,<\/em> sag\u00f0i Skrattinn. \u00c9g setti \u00ed br\u00fdn. -Auk \u00feess viltu ekkert me\u00f0 karlmann hafa. Allavega ekki ef hann er samb\u00fa\u00f0arh\u00e6fur, <\/em>gala\u00f0i Skrattinn \u00e1 veggnum, og \u00e9g vissi a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 skynsamlegasta sem \u00e9g ger\u00f0i v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 hundsa hann en \u00e9g hef \u00feessa kn\u00fdjandi \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0 hafa s\u00ed\u00f0asta or\u00f0i\u00f0 og gat ekki seti\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 svara. \u00cd dag \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 n\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed r\u00famg\u00f3\u00f0an sau\u00f0arlegg, plokka Skrattann af veggnum me\u00f0 glersk\u00f6fu og loka hann inni \u00ed leggnum. \u00c9g s\u00e9 enga \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00f3d\u00e1murinn sem m\u00e1la\u00f0i hann komi og lagi til eftir sig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Skrattinn \u00e1 veggnum vakti mig \u00ed n\u00f3tt. Vildi f\u00e1 a\u00f0 koma upp\u00ed til m\u00edn en \u00e9g neita\u00f0i. Finnst alveg n\u00f3g b\u00f6gg a\u00f0 hafa hann \u00e1 veggnum, \u00e9g m\u00e1la\u00f0i hann ekki einu sinni sj\u00e1lf. Hann ger\u00f0i ekki frekari tilraunir til a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-Komdu \u00fe\u00e9r upp \u00e1 vegg og \u00feegi\u00f0u, <\/em>svara\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-Hva\u00f0 var\u00f0 aftur um st\u00fdrieiningarnar sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tla\u00f0ir a\u00f0 lj\u00faka fyrir m\u00e1nudag? E\u00f0a nemana? Hva\u00f0 eru m\u00f6rg r\u00fanasett eftir \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0inni? \u00dea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur n\u00fa aldeilis skemmtilegt a\u00f0 \u00feurfa a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0skiptavinunum a\u00f0 \u00feau s\u00e9u bara \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur b\u00fain.
\n-Fokkj\u00fa! \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 saka mig um marga pers\u00f3nubresti en leti er ekki einn \u00feeirra.
\n-Neinei, ekki leti, bara mj\u00f6g, mj\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6g heimskuleg forgangsr\u00f6\u00f0. Hvaaaa\u00f0 varstu aftur a\u00f0 gera allan sunnudaginn?<\/em> v\u00e6ldi Skrattinn \u00ed h\u00e6\u00f0nist\u00f3n.
\n-Marka\u00f0urinn fyrir \u00f6ryggisb\u00fana\u00f0 er ekkert a\u00f0 hrynja en almennilegir karlmenn ganga \u00fat jafn\u00f3\u00f0um og \u00feeir skilja. Og \u00e9g get bara \u00f3m\u00f6gulega elska\u00f0 vatnsnema og r\u00fanasteina \u00e1 sama h\u00e1tt og karlmann, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g og \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig um lei\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 afsaka mig a\u00f0 \u00f3\u00fe\u00f6rfu.
\n-J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00fa \u00e6tlar \u00fe\u00e1 l\u00edklega a\u00f0 f\u00f3rna \u00f6llu fyrir \u00e1stina. B\u00fa\u00f0inni, vinnunni hj\u00e1 Uppfinningamanninum, fj\u00e1rhagslegu sj\u00e1lfst\u00e6\u00f0i \u00fe\u00ednu. Er \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa vilt.
\n-F\u00f3lk afrekar \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa yfirleitt a\u00f0 vinna fyrir s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0i \u00e1stfangi\u00f0.
\n-F\u00f3lk me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00edna grei\u00f0slubyr\u00f0i?<\/em> s\u00edfra\u00f0i Skrattinn og sk\u00e6ldi sig.<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c9g er bara ekkert \u00ed verri st\u00f6\u00f0u en hver annar, kannski eil\u00edti\u00f0 sk\u00e1rri ef eitthva\u00f0 er og n\u00fa skalt \u00fe\u00fa hundskast upp \u00e1 vegginn aftur g\u00e6skur, \u00ed gr\u00e6num hvelli ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e6ki sau\u00f0alegginn,<\/em> hv\u00e6sti \u00e9g. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00e9g \u00e1tti beinl\u00ednis von \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed en merkilegt nokk, hann t\u00f3k vi\u00f0brag\u00f0 og \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g vissi af sat hann \u00e1 veggnum, glottandi samt. \u00c9g ulla\u00f0i \u00e1 hann og sl\u00f6kkti lj\u00f3si\u00f0. H\u00e9lt andartak a\u00f0 hann yr\u00f0i til fri\u00f0s en \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g v\u00e6ri laus vi\u00f0 eyrnam\u00e1si\u00f0 get \u00e9g ekki sagt a\u00f0 n\u00f3ttin hafi veri\u00f0 lj\u00faf.<\/p>\n
\n-\u00c9g er n\u00fa samt b\u00fain a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 einn sem \u00e9g g\u00e6ti vel or\u00f0i\u00f0 skotin \u00ed, hahh! Og hann er enginn unglingur og ekki einu sinni stelpulegur \u00ed \u00fatliti.
\n-\u00c9g sp\u00e1i \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 f\u00e1viti. E\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 hann vilji \u00feig ekki,<\/em> sag\u00f0i Skrattinn \u00e1 veggnum.
\n\u00c9g \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 skemmta honum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 \u00ferasa vi\u00f0 hann. Breiddi s\u00e6ngina uppfyrir haus. Hann g\u00f3la\u00f0i nokkrum sinnum, r\u00e9tt til a\u00f0 minna mig \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki n\u00fdtt fulla tungli\u00f0 eins og norn \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera en \u00e9g og \u00fe\u00f3ttist bara vera sofandi. Hann gafst ekki upp fyrr en um fimmleyti\u00f0.<\/p>\n