{"id":8674,"date":"2006-10-15T09:15:05","date_gmt":"2006-10-15T09:15:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=8674"},"modified":"2017-09-08T10:59:34","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T10:59:34","slug":"hond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/10\/15\/hond\/","title":{"rendered":"H\u00f6nd"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ken birtist \u00e1samt vafas\u00f6mu f\u00f6runeyti, ber fram b\u00f3nor\u00f0i\u00f0 og bloggheimur \u00feyrpist \u00fat \u00e1 svalir til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00feegar hann kve\u00f0ur Engilinn (ekki engil me\u00f0 h\u00fafu samt) og tryllir svo burt \u00e1 \u00feeim illilega.<\/p>\n

Einn \u00far h\u00f3pi bloggara ry\u00f0ur m\u00e9r lei\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 svalir, sty\u00f0ur andartak laust vi\u00f0 bak mitt og b\u00fd\u00f0st til a\u00f0 lyfta m\u00e9r svo \u00e9g sj\u00e1i betur. Eru \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3sj\u00e1lfr\u00e1\u00f0 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0 karlmanns a\u00f0 bera verndarh\u00f6nd a\u00f0 baki l\u00edtils kvendj\u00f6fuls sem tiplar \u00e1 pinnah\u00e6lum inn \u00ed \u00fev\u00f6guna og l\u00edtur sennilega \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 geta dotti\u00f0? Nei, \u00e9g held a\u00f0 hann langi bara a\u00f0 snerta mig. E\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur snerta konu. E\u00f0a snerta eitthva\u00f0 Satan\u00edskt. Notalegt a\u00f0 finna snertingu hl\u00fdrrar handar vi\u00f0 naki\u00f0 hold, eitt andartak. „\u00c9g elska a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a Satan“ hlj\u00f3mar \u00ed h\u00f6f\u00f0i m\u00ednu, en ekki me\u00f0 hev\u00edmetal\u00f6skri, heldur me\u00f0 \u00feeirri d\u00eds\u00e6tu r\u00f6dd sem L\u00e6rlingurinn beitir til a\u00f0 selja konum \u00e1 sextugsaldri ilmkerti og tarotspil. Mig langar ekki rassgat a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a. Mig langar \u00ed kossa og bl\u00f3m og a\u00f0 liggja lengi \u00ed fa\u00f0ml\u00f6gum og tala um kve\u00f0skap.<\/p>\n

\u00c9g af\u00feakka upplyftingarbo\u00f0i\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i bara \u00e1v\u00edsun \u00e1 kelir\u00ed og menn yfir \u00fer\u00edtugu greina ekki \u00e1 milli tilfinningalegrar snertingar og kynfer\u00f0islegrar. Kannski gera ungir str\u00e1kar \u00feennan greinarmun ekki heldur en \u00feeir eru hl\u00fd\u00f0nari. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00feeir skilja \u00fea\u00f0 beinl\u00ednis, en ungir menn s\u00e6tta sig vi\u00f0 \u00feau r\u00f6k a\u00f0 S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera hafi a\u00f0eins m\u00f6k vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sem henni er h\u00e6filega illa vi\u00f0. Mig vantar snertingu, j\u00e1. En mig vantar ekki vesen og \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti dregi\u00f0 dilk \u00e1 eftir s\u00e9r a\u00f0 nudda kyn\u00feokkanum utan \u00ed sko\u00f0anabr\u00f3\u00f0ur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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