Mig langar \u00ed mann og \u00fea\u00f0 er laugardagskv\u00f6ld. \u00c6tti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0? \u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00edst l\u00edtill tilgangur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kasta \u00e1stargaldri ef ma\u00f0ur fylgir honum svo aldrei eftir.<\/p>\n
M\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00e9g nenni \u00fev\u00ed ekki. Mig langar \u00ed mann en ekki n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 tilb\u00fain til a\u00f0 leggja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 mig a\u00f0 fara inn \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 subbulegu og \u00ferautlei\u00f0inlegu sta\u00f0i sem kallast skemmtista\u00f0ir. (Auk \u00feess eru mennirnir sem \u00e9g hef \u00e1huga \u00e1 ekki \u00fear, heldur einir heima hj\u00e1 s\u00e9r me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a b\u00f3k e\u00f0a b\u00ed\u00f3mynd.)<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef \u00f6ngla\u00f0 saman 100.000 kalli \u00ed makasj\u00f3\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 nota hann til a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 sem mig langar ekki, heldur hef \u00e9g \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 a\u00f0 grei\u00f0a \u00feeim sem kynnir mig fyrir framt\u00ed\u00f0armaka m\u00ednum \u00feennan pening \u00ed fundarlaun.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er ekki a\u00f0 dj\u00f3ka. Ef \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir mann sem er:
\n-\u00ed alvarlegri makaleit
\n-vantar ekki fleiri b\u00f6rn
\n-heimak\u00e6r
\n-tr\u00falaus
\n-afar \u00e1hugalaus um drykkjuskap og svallmenningu
\n-me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a stj\u00f3rn \u00e1 fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lum s\u00ednum
\n-og au\u00f0vita\u00f0 s\u00e6tur kl\u00e1r og skemmtilegur og fr\u00e1b\u00e6r og allt \u00fea\u00f0 (ekki skemmir ef hann kann \u00e1 borv\u00e9l, g\u00edtar e\u00f0a eitthvert anna\u00f0 karlmannlegt verkf\u00e6ri)
\n…kynntu hann \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00fa \u00fearft ekkert a\u00f0 s\u00f3a d\u00fdrm\u00e6tum t\u00edma \u00fe\u00ednum \u00ed a\u00f0 skipuleggja deit e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is. \u00dea\u00f0 er alveg n\u00f3g a\u00f0 senda m\u00e9r t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st me\u00f0 nafni hins \u00fatvalda, senda svo gripinn \u00ed Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina og ef me\u00f0 okkur takast \u00e1stir f\u00e6r\u00f0u 100.000 kall \u00ed fundarlaun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Mig langar \u00ed mann og \u00fea\u00f0 er laugardagskv\u00f6ld. \u00c6tti \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0? \u00dea\u00f0 er v\u00edst l\u00edtill tilgangur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 kasta \u00e1stargaldri ef ma\u00f0ur fylgir honum svo aldrei eftir. M\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 \u00e9g … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa