Var a\u00f0 f\u00e1 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st fr\u00e1 vini m\u00ednum sem vill f\u00e1 mig til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a nokkra texta vi\u00f0 s\u00f6ngleik sem hann langar a\u00f0 setja upp. Ekkert v\u00edst a\u00f0 hann f\u00e1ist uppsettur en \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg sama, \u00e9g f\u00e6 bara hjartsl\u00e1ttartruflanir af \u00e6singi.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera skept\u00edsk. \u00c6tti a\u00f0 \u00feverneita a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a \u00feetta fyrr en uppsetning er \u00ed sj\u00f3nm\u00e1li. \u00c6tti a\u00f0 vera drullusvekkt yfir \u00f6llum \u00f3\u00fatgefnu b\u00f3kunum m\u00ednum, gagnvirku lj\u00f3\u00f0unum sem \u00e9g hef ekki forritunarkunn\u00e1ttu til a\u00f0 kl\u00e1ra, \u00f3\u00fatgefnu t\u00f3nlistinni me\u00f0 textum efir mig, \u00f3uppsetta s\u00f6ngleiknum me\u00f0 kv\u00e6\u00f0um eftir mig…<\/p>\n
Samkv\u00e6mt \u00f6llum l\u00f6gm\u00e1lum \u00e6tti \u00e9g anna\u00f0hvort a\u00f0 vera l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 koma \u00feessu \u00f6llu \u00e1 framf\u00e6ri e\u00f0a vera illa haldin af sj\u00e1lfsvorkunn yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gerist ekki sj\u00e1lfkrafa. Sannleikurinn er hinsvegar s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er m\u00e9r l\u00edti\u00f0 kappsm\u00e1l a\u00f0 gefa eitthva\u00f0 \u00fat. \u00deessi eina b\u00f3k sem \u00e9g hef gefi\u00f0 \u00fat gle\u00f0ur mig n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega ekkert meira en allt hitt sem liggur \u00ed sk\u00faffunni.<\/p>\n
Kannski er \u00fea\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fatg\u00e1fa s\u00e9 engin trygging fyrir \u00e1heyrn. Fullt af \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g hef skrifa\u00f0 er a\u00f0gengilegt \u00e1 netinu en \u00e9g veit \u00f3sk\u00f6p vel a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eina af \u00fev\u00ed sem f\u00f3lk les eftir mig, eru nau\u00f0a\u00f3merkilegar bloggf\u00e6rslur og \u00fe\u00e1 helst \u00fe\u00e6r sem fjalla um kynni m\u00edn a\u00f0 kynjaverunni h\u00f3m\u00f3 typpus. Besta a\u00f0s\u00f3kn f\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e6r sem hafa titil sem \u00e1 einhvern h\u00e1tt m\u00e1 tengja kl\u00e1mi og sora. M\u00e9r finnst svosem gaman a\u00f0 f\u00e1 hr\u00f3s, en yfirleitt hafa \u00feeir sem \u00e1 anna\u00f0 bor\u00f0 segja eitthva\u00f0 um skrifin m\u00edn, hvort sem er ekkert vit \u00e1 sk\u00e1ldskap svo \u00fea\u00f0 skiptir mig \u00ed rauninni litlu.<\/p>\n
Sp\u00e1konan sem heldur a\u00f0 gula lj\u00f3si\u00f0 n\u00e1i ekki ni\u00f0ur \u00ed klofi\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r, segir a\u00f0 ef m\u00e9r s\u00e9 raunverulega svona miki\u00f0 sama, \u00fe\u00e1 s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 merki um alvarlega mannfyrirlitningu. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu veit \u00e9g af \u00feeirri tilhneigingu og reyni a\u00f0 g\u00e6ta \u00feess a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta hana ekki hafa yfirh\u00f6ndina. \u00cd \u00feessu tilviki held \u00e9g samt a\u00f0 \u00feetta s\u00e9 meira svona eins og verslunarsyndromi\u00f0. Sumt f\u00f3lk n\u00fdtur \u00feess a\u00f0 t\u00e6ta \u00fat \u00far b\u00fa\u00f0unum en vir\u00f0ist svo ekki hafa neina s\u00e9rstaka \u00e1n\u00e6gju af hlutunum \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 er b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 eignast \u00fe\u00e1. Kannski er \u00feetta eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is. Ferli\u00f0 en ekki afur\u00f0in er \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00e1li\u00f0 sn\u00fdst um. Og hva\u00f0 \u00e6tli b\u00fa\u00f0af\u00edklinum s\u00e9 ekki sl\u00e9tt sama hva\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0rum finnst um \u00f6ll f\u00f6tin sem hanga \u00f3notu\u00f0 inni \u00ed sk\u00e1p. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 meira \u00feannig.<\/p>\n
Eiginlega er mannfyrirlitningarsk\u00fdringin ekki mj\u00f6g sannf\u00e6randi, \u00fear sem athyglis\u00fe\u00f6rfin kemur sterkt fram \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum svi\u00f0um. T.d. leiksvi\u00f0um. \u00c9g hef\u00f0i l\u00edklega ekki mj\u00f6g gaman af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e6fa upp leikrit sem ekki st\u00e6\u00f0i til a\u00f0 s\u00fdna. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 kikki\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef fengi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 standa \u00e1 leiksvi\u00f0i, s\u00e9 svipa\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem flestir rith\u00f6fundar f\u00e1 \u00feegar \u00feeir gefa \u00fat b\u00f3k. Sem \u00e9g missti alveg af.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00e6 l\u00edka kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 halda fyrirlestra.
\nKannski finnst m\u00e9r svona gaman a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta horfa \u00e1 mig?
\nJ\u00e1, \u00fea\u00f0 er kannski a\u00f0 einhverju leyti \u00fea\u00f0. M\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 gaman.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 hinn b\u00f3ginn f\u00e9kk \u00e9g \u00feetta leiksvi\u00f0skikk \u00feegar \u00e9g heyr\u00f0i mann syngja kv\u00e6\u00f0i eftir mig.
\nSvo l\u00edklega er \u00feetta metna\u00f0arleysi mitt a\u00f0eins fl\u00f3knara.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Var a\u00f0 f\u00e1 t\u00f6lvup\u00f3st fr\u00e1 vini m\u00ednum sem vill f\u00e1 mig til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fd\u00f0a nokkra texta vi\u00f0 s\u00f6ngleik sem hann langar a\u00f0 setja upp. Ekkert v\u00edst a\u00f0 hann f\u00e1ist uppsettur en \u00fea\u00f0 er alveg sama, \u00e9g f\u00e6 bara hjartsl\u00e1ttartruflanir af … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa