Helstu einkenni munnm\u00e6las\u00f6gunnar:<\/p>\n
-h\u00fan sprettur af raunverulegum atvikum
\n-atvikin eru \u00fdkt og l\u00edtt skyldum atbur\u00f0um rugla\u00f0 saman
\n-n\u00f6fn, sta\u00f0ir og t\u00edmasetningar breytast<\/p>\n
A\u00f0 lokum er sagan komin svo langt fr\u00e1 sannleikanum a\u00f0 s\u00f6guhetjan telur sig geta sagt af sannf\u00e6ringu a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 „ekki f\u00f3tur fyrir henni“. Sem er yfirleitt rangt og s\u00fa sta\u00f0reynd hleypir bara n\u00fdju l\u00edfi \u00ed s\u00f6guna.<\/p>\n
\u00cd dag heyr\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilega munnm\u00e6las\u00f6gu af sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r. Um nokku\u00f0 sem \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa gerst fyrir 10 \u00e1rum e\u00f0a meira. \u00c9g hef svosem heyrt hana \u00ed \u00fdmsum afbrig\u00f0um fyrr og ger\u00f0i \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma tilraun til a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta hana en hef greinilega ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 \u00e1rangri. \u00dea\u00f0 er reyndar f\u00f3tur fyrir \u00feeirri s\u00f6gu eins og flestum s\u00f6gum sem ver\u00f0a svo langl\u00edfar, en l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00feessi n\u00fdjasta uppf\u00e6rsla skylt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sem raunverulega ger\u00f0ist.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef aldrei veri\u00f0 smeyk vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00f6gra vi\u00f0teknum hugmyndum um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 er vi\u00f0eigandi og hva\u00f0 ekki. \u00c9g geri \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist svo framarlega sem \u00e9g hef ekki \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 muni ska\u00f0a einhvern. \u00deesslags vi\u00f0horf b\u00fd\u00f0ur upp \u00e1 kjaftagang og \u00e9g tek \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00f3umfl\u00fdjanlegum fylgifisk prakt\u00edsks sko\u00f0ana- og tj\u00e1ningarfrelsis. \u00dear af lei\u00f0andi k\u00e6ri \u00e9g mig koll\u00f3tta um \u00fea\u00f0 hva\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem \u00e9g ber engar taugar til kann a\u00f0 halda um mig e\u00f0a segja.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g finn hinsvegar a\u00f0kenningu a\u00f0 vonbrig\u00f0um \u00feegar f\u00f3lk sem \u00e9g taldi vini m\u00edna tekur \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed s\u00f6gubur\u00f0i \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 spyrja mig \u00fat \u00ed s\u00f6guna. F\u00f3turinn er vissulega til sta\u00f0ar og \u00e9g hef aldrei afneita\u00f0 honum. \u00dea\u00f0 er hinsvegar fluguf\u00f3tur en ekki f\u00edlsf\u00f3tur.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 \u00fearf au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 krydda fluguf\u00e6tur me\u00f0 h\u00e6filegum slatta af illgirni til a\u00f0 \u00feeir brag\u00f0ist vel. Og hafa \u00fe\u00e1 marga svo gestirnir ver\u00f0i saddir. Berist fram me\u00f0 fullkomlega skiljanlegri \u00f6funds\u00fdki (let\u00b4s face it stelpur, \u00e9g er einfaldlega flottari en nokkur ykkar og kl\u00e1rari l\u00edka) dulb\u00fainni sem m\u00f3r\u00f6slkum standard. Neyti\u00f0 me\u00f0an \u00e1 nefinu stendur og ver\u00f0i ykkur a\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Helstu einkenni munnm\u00e6las\u00f6gunnar: -h\u00fan sprettur af raunverulegum atvikum -atvikin eru \u00fdkt og l\u00edtt skyldum atbur\u00f0um rugla\u00f0 saman -n\u00f6fn, sta\u00f0ir og t\u00edmasetningar breytast<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[244,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-hluti-nornabudin","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\n