Gamall vinur minn (einn \u00feessara sem segir a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00e6\u00f0isleg en fer svo alltaf a\u00f0 b\u00faa me\u00f0 einhverri annarri sem er ekki eins \u00e6\u00f0isleg) kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed dag. Sag\u00f0ist h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 lesa vefb\u00f3kina m\u00edna af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan s\u00e9 oft svo dulk\u00f3\u00f0u\u00f0 a\u00f0 hann skilji ekkert hva\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 tala um.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa bara takmarka\u00f0 sem h\u00e6gt er a\u00f0 leyfa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 skrifa um einkal\u00edf sitt \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 nota r\u00f3sam\u00e1l, \u00fear sem einkal\u00edf manns tengist gjarnan einkal\u00edfi einhverra annarra en svo \u00e9g tali hreint \u00fat eru a\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0ur m\u00ednar \u00feessar:<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g er svona \u00ed kringum 6,5 \u00e1 hamingjuskalanum.
\n-\u00c9g er makalaus. N\u00f3gu \u00f3s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 til a\u00f0 m\u00e1ta svo til hvern karlmann sem ekki er beinl\u00ednis \u00f3ge\u00f0felldur \u00ed hlutverki\u00f0, \u00ed huganum, en ekki n\u00f3gu \u00f3s\u00e1tt til a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 r\u00f3tt\u00e6kara en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e1linu.
\n-\u00c9g rek Nornab\u00fa\u00f0ina, vinn a\u00f0 jafna\u00f0i 85 stunda vinnuviku og dugar ekki til. Langar stundum a\u00f0 eiga fr\u00edkv\u00f6ld en finnst \u00e1lagi\u00f0 fyllilega \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 eiga mig sj\u00e1lf og geta gert \u00fea\u00f0 sem m\u00e9r s\u00fdnist.
\n-\u00c9g er f\u00e9lagslega einangru\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 er svosem ekkert n\u00fdtt en svol\u00edti\u00f0 \u00f3gnvekjandi hva\u00f0 \u00e9g er or\u00f0in s\u00e1tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 falla ekki \u00ed krami\u00f0.
\n-\u00c9g \u00e1 fleiri myndir \u00f3s\u00e9\u00f0ar og fleiri b\u00e6kur \u00f3lesnar en \u00e1ri\u00f0 1996. Hins vegar \u00e1 \u00e9g f\u00e6rri fermetra \u00f3sk\u00fara\u00f0a.
\n-\u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 senda inn s\u00ed\u00f0ustu skilagrein jar\u00f0neskrar tilveru minnar. H\u00e9r eftir mun \u00e9g l\u00e1ta papp\u00edrspassara sj\u00e1 um svolei\u00f0is vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0.
\n-\u00c9g er fallegri, heilbrig\u00f0ari og hamingjusamari en \u00e9g var fyrir 10 \u00e1rum en \u00e1 hinn b\u00f3ginn \u00edvi\u00f0 heimskari. Hef enda misst allt \u00e1lit \u00e1 greindarfari sem m\u00e6likvar\u00f0a \u00e1 manngildi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Gamall vinur minn (einn \u00feessara sem segir a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00e6\u00f0isleg en fer svo alltaf a\u00f0 b\u00faa me\u00f0 einhverri annarri sem er ekki eins \u00e6\u00f0isleg) kom \u00ed heims\u00f3kn \u00ed dag. Sag\u00f0ist h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 lesa vefb\u00f3kina m\u00edna af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa