\u00cd augnablikinu \u00e1 \u00e9g engan \u00f3greiddan reikning og er a\u00f0eins me\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ar- og n\u00e1msl\u00e1n \u00e1 bakinu. \u00dea\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0 tilfinning sem \u00e9g upplif\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ast fyrir heilu \u00e1ri. \u00de\u00e1 t\u00f3k \u00e9g l\u00e1n til a\u00f0 opna b\u00fa\u00f0ina en n\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 uppgreitt! V\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed!<\/p>\n
\u00deessi s\u00e6la mun a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki standa lengi \u00fev\u00ed br\u00e1\u00f0um kemur n\u00e6sti reikningur fyrir utanh\u00fassvi\u00f0ger\u00f0unum upp \u00e1 litlar 400 \u00fe\u00fasund kr\u00f3nur og \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e1 \u00e9g ekki \u00ed sm\u00e1aurabauknum. En hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0; er \u00e1 me\u00f0an er og \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 fagna \u00feessum \u00e1fanga me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a enn einu laugardagskv\u00f6ldinu \u00ed vinnunni \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 spranga um \u00e1 pinnah\u00e6lum -sem passa \u00e1 mig. \u00dea\u00f0 er greinilega \u00fea\u00f0 sem virkar. Synir m\u00ednir f\u00e6ddust ekki me\u00f0 silfurskei\u00f0ar \u00ed trantinum en \u00e9g SKAL, a\u00f0 m\u00e9r heilli og lifandi, afreka \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 tro\u00f0a einni sl\u00edkri upp \u00ed hvorn \u00feeirra \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir yfirgefa m\u00f3\u00f0urh\u00fas (e\u00f0a \u00f6llu heldur m\u00f3\u00f0ur\u00edb\u00fa\u00f0) yfir vetrarm\u00e1nu\u00f0ina l\u00edka.<\/p>\n
\u00c1sd\u00eds sag\u00f0i um daginn a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 f\u00e6ri kannski ekki vel saman a\u00f0 \u00e6tla a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a r\u00edk me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vinna fyrir d\u00e6minu (\u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 f\u00e6\u00f0ast til \u00feess e\u00f0a ar\u00f0r\u00e6na f\u00e1t\u00e6klinga) og a\u00f0 kynnast framb\u00e6rilegu eintaki af hinu lo\u00f0nara kyni. H\u00fan benti m\u00e9r \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feegar minni lang\u00fer\u00e1\u00f0u skuldleysisst\u00f6\u00f0u ver\u00f0ur n\u00e1\u00f0, ver\u00f0 \u00e9g ekki lengur ung og falleg. \u00c9g hnussa\u00f0i og sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 fegur\u00f0 m\u00edn hef\u00f0i ekki afla\u00f0 m\u00e9r annars en tilfinningalega fatla\u00f0ra f\u00e1vita hinga\u00f0 til og a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri alveg eins til \u00ed a\u00f0 leggjast undir hn\u00edfinn 55 \u00e1ra eins og a\u00f0 fara me\u00f0 s\u00f6mu fj\u00e1rh\u00e6\u00f0ir \u00ed villt skemmtanal\u00edf (sem \u00e9g hef ekki einu sinni gaman af) 39 \u00e1ra.<\/p>\n
S\u00e6lir eru au\u00f0ugir \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir munu aldrei innheimtustofnunum kynnast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd augnablikinu \u00e1 \u00e9g engan \u00f3greiddan reikning og er a\u00f0eins me\u00f0 \u00edb\u00fa\u00f0ar- og n\u00e1msl\u00e1n \u00e1 bakinu. \u00dea\u00f0 er g\u00f3\u00f0 tilfinning sem \u00e9g upplif\u00f0i s\u00ed\u00f0ast fyrir heilu \u00e1ri. \u00de\u00e1 t\u00f3k \u00e9g l\u00e1n til a\u00f0 opna b\u00fa\u00f0ina en n\u00fa er \u00fea\u00f0 uppgreitt! … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa