Jamm, \u00e9g lenti sums\u00e9 \u00ed l\u00f6ggunni.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 Anna f\u00f3rum \u00e1 djammi\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 djamma. Held svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig betur \u00ed frystih\u00fasinu \u00e1 T\u00e1lknafir\u00f0i for\u00f0um daga (aldrei hefur h\u00e6fileikaleysi mitt rist d\u00fdpra, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1hugaleysi\u00f0) og f\u00f3r heim edr\u00fa, ein og me\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfstrausti\u00f0 \u00ed molum. Reyndi a\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ra sj\u00e1lfa mig um a\u00f0 f\u00e6rni manns til a\u00f0 skilja skemmtanagildi \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00f6skra upp \u00ed eyrun \u00e1 \u00f3kunnugu f\u00f3lki, jafnframt \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 berjast gegn s\u00farefnisskorti og t\u00e1rafl\u00f3\u00f0i af v\u00f6ldum reykeitrunar \u00e1 \u00feeim t\u00edma sem n\u00e1tt\u00faran \u00e6tla\u00f0i okkur a\u00f0 vera sofandi, v\u00e6ri ekki algildur m\u00e6likvar\u00f0i \u00e1 manngildi fagurrar konu. \u00dea\u00f0 mist\u00f3kst.<\/p>\n
Reyndar var \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0vitu\u00f0 \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 vera edr\u00fa. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu hef\u00f0i \u00e9g geta\u00f0 gist \u00ed b\u00e6num svo b\u00edllinn var engin afs\u00f6kun en \u00e9g hef aldrei gengi\u00f0 \u00e1 pinnah\u00e6lum fyrr, er ekki l\u00edkleg til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a America\u00b4s next top model \u00fat \u00e1 g\u00f6ngulagi\u00f0 og taldi litla skynsemi \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e6fa mig undir \u00e1hrifum. Auk \u00feess er \u00e9g kvenna lei\u00f0inlegust me\u00f0 v\u00edni og tilgangurinn var \u00ed og me\u00f0 s\u00e1 a\u00f0 vekja a\u00f0d\u00e1un fagurra manna (sem reyndar vir\u00f0ast ekki fylla fj\u00f6lmennan flokk djammara) en ekki vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0. Einnig spilar inn \u00ed dulm\u00e1li\u00f0 \u00e1 djamminu \u00fear sem „m\u00e1 ekki bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e9r drykk“ merkir „viltu vakna andf\u00fal og \u00f3ge\u00f0sleg me\u00f0 \u00feynnkuskitu \u00ed m\u00ednu r\u00fami \u00e1 morgun?“ og \u00e9g hitti engan sem haf\u00f0i \u00feau \u00e1hrif \u00e1 horm\u00f3nastarfsemi m\u00edna.<\/p>\n
Hva\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0, \u00feegar kokhreysti m\u00edn var \u00e1 \u00ferotum, tipla\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00e1 pinnah\u00e6lunum \u00fat \u00ed b\u00edl. A\u00f0 ganga \u00e1 pinnah\u00e6lum er n\u00f3gu erfitt, a\u00f0 aka \u00e1 \u00feeim er anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l og verra. \u00deessvegna var \u00e9g a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u me\u00f0 flatbotna sk\u00f3 me\u00f0 m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00dear sem \u00e9g st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum f\u00e6ti og h\u00e9lt m\u00e9r \u00ed b\u00edlinn, \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e9g skipti um sk\u00f3, t\u00f3k \u00e9g eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 tveir bar\u00fej\u00f3nar voru greinilega a\u00f0 fylgjast me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Fr\u00e1 \u00feeirra sj\u00f3narhorni g\u00e1tu \u00feeir ekki s\u00e9\u00f0 n\u00e1v\u00e6mlega hva\u00f0 \u00e9g var a\u00f0 gera. Hafa v\u00e6ntanlega bara s\u00e9\u00f0 mig ri\u00f0andi upp vi\u00f0 b\u00edlinn og setjast svo inn \u00ed hann. \u00c9g s\u00e1 \u00feegar annar \u00feeirra t\u00f3k upp s\u00edma og hugsa\u00f0i sem svo a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri l\u00edklega a\u00f0 tilkynna \u00f6lvunarakstur. Ekki er \u00e9g hissa, \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i \u00e9g l\u00edka gert \u00ed hans sporum. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu fannst m\u00e9r \u00fat af fyrir sig sl\u00e6mt til \u00feess a\u00f0 hugsa a\u00f0 l\u00f6ggumann f\u00e6ri a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a d\u00fdrm\u00e6tum t\u00edma s\u00ednum \u00ed mig, sem var ekki drukkin og \u00e1 me\u00f0an f\u00e6ri kannski einhver blindfullur vitleysingur fram hj\u00e1 \u00feeim, en hva\u00f0 \u00e1tti \u00e9g svosem a\u00f0 gera? Hendast inn \u00e1 barinn og reyna a\u00f0 hindra \u00fej\u00f3nana \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hringja? Ekki haf\u00f0i \u00e9g neitt a\u00f0 fela, b\u00edllinn \u00ed g\u00f3\u00f0u lagi og \u00e9g l\u00edka svo \u00e9g bara \u00f3k af sta\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00cd Hafnarstr\u00e6tinu reyndi str\u00e1kur a\u00f0 stoppa mig me\u00f0 miklu handapati. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu er \u00e9g alveg \u00feessi t\u00fdpa sem b\u00fd\u00f0 f\u00f3lki far en hann var \u00e1berandi drukkinn svo \u00e9g bara vinka\u00f0i a\u00f0 \u00f3k fram hj\u00e1. Eftir \u00e1 a\u00f0 hyggja hefur hann l\u00edklega vilja\u00f0 m\u00e9r eitthva\u00f0 allt anna\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00deeir stoppu\u00f0u mig me\u00f0 blikklj\u00f3sum \u00e1 versta sta\u00f0. \u00c9g hef oft \u00e1\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 stoppu\u00f0 me\u00f0 blikklj\u00f3sum (enda jafnan \u00e1 b\u00edl ef \u00e9g geri tilraun til a\u00f0 sko\u00f0a n\u00e6turl\u00edfi\u00f0, edr\u00fa a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u), en alltaf fengi\u00f0 f\u00e6ri \u00e1 a\u00f0 aka \u00fat \u00ed kant \u00ed sta\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 valda umfer\u00f0ar\u00f6ng\u00feveiti. Venjan er l\u00edka s\u00fa a\u00f0 einn l\u00f6ggi komi og spyrji me\u00f0 mestu r\u00f3legheitum \u00e1 hva\u00f0a \u201cfer\u00f0alagi\u201d ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9. (Skilgreining l\u00f6greglunnar \u00e1 \u201cfer\u00f0alagi\u201d er eil\u00edti\u00f0 v\u00ed\u00f0ari en gengur og gerist.) \u00cd \u00feetta sinn komu fj\u00f3rir l\u00f6ggukallar \u00fat, allir me\u00f0 gestap\u00f3svip \u00e1 andlitinu. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00feeir myndu n\u00fa kannski \u00fei\u00f0na \u00f6gn \u00feegar fullkomlega edr\u00fa kona, \u00f6rugg til gangs \u00e1 flatbotna eccosk\u00f3m stigi \u00fat \u00far b\u00edlnum og heilsa\u00f0i \u00feeim me\u00f0 virktum, en ekki aldeilis. M\u00e9r var h\u00farra\u00f0 inn \u00ed Sv\u00f6rtu Mar\u00edu, \u201c\u00f6kusk\u00edrteini takk og bl\u00e1sa fast og lengi\u201d, sem \u00e9g og ger\u00f0i \u00e1 me\u00f0an tveir svartfuglanna stj\u00e1klu\u00f0u \u00ed kringum b\u00edlinn minn. Ekkert ullabjakk \u00ed m\u00ednum andardr\u00e6tti svo \u00e9g var spur\u00f0 hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00e1 undir einhverjum \u00f6\u00f0rum \u00e1hrifum. Setti \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r hl\u00e1tur og \u00e9g spur\u00f0i hva\u00f0a leikrit v\u00e6ri eiginlega \u00ed gangi, hvort \u00e9g liti virkilega \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera d\u00f3pu\u00f0. \u00dev\u00ed svara\u00f0i einn l\u00f6gginn f\u00faslega neitandi en \u00ed sama mund kom annar \u00feungur \u00e1 br\u00fan inn \u00ed b\u00edlinn me\u00f0 n\u00famerapl\u00f6tu af b\u00edlnum m\u00ednum og sag\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00fan hef\u00f0i legi\u00f0 ofan \u00e1 toppnum.
\nEymingja l\u00f6ggarnir. L\u00edklega hafa \u00feeir fengi\u00f0 tilkynningu um a\u00f0 dau\u00f0adrukkin kona v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 aka Austurstr\u00e6ti\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00famerslausum b\u00edl. Ekki skr\u00fdti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feeir hafi m\u00e6tt m\u00e9r sem heill flokkur. Sennilega hafa \u00feeir b\u00faist vi\u00f0 vi\u00f0skotaillri fyllibyttu sem styngi \u00far \u00feeim augun me\u00f0 pinnah\u00e6lunum.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r var tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g sag\u00f0ist ekki kunna a\u00f0ra sk\u00fdringu \u00e1 \u00feessari undarlegu sta\u00f0setningu n\u00famerapl\u00f6tunnar en a\u00f0 einhver hef\u00f0i anna\u00f0hvort \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6na henni e\u00f0a vera fyndinn. Svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 ef \u00feeir tr\u00fa\u00f0u \u00fev\u00ed ekki bara l\u00edka a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri ekki dj\u00f6nkari. M\u00e9r var allavega sleppt me\u00f0 lofor\u00f0i um a\u00f0 platan yr\u00f0i fest \u00e1 b\u00edlinn \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g leg\u00f0i \u00ed langfer\u00f0ir og gott ef votta\u00f0i ekki fyrir brosi hj\u00e1 drengnum sem l\u00e9t mig bl\u00e1sa.<\/p>\n
Af \u00feessari s\u00f6gu m\u00e1 l\u00e6ra a\u00f0 menn skyldu alltaf g\u00e1 hvort n\u00famerapl\u00f6turnar s\u00e9u \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum sta\u00f0, \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00feeir skipta um sk\u00f3 \u00ed Austurstr\u00e6tinu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jamm, \u00e9g lenti sums\u00e9 \u00ed l\u00f6ggunni. Vi\u00f0 Anna f\u00f3rum \u00e1 djammi\u00f0 \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki g\u00f3\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 djamma. Held svei m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig betur \u00ed frystih\u00fasinu \u00e1 T\u00e1lknafir\u00f0i for\u00f0um daga (aldrei hefur h\u00e6fileikaleysi … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa