{"id":8319,"date":"2006-06-02T20:40:29","date_gmt":"2006-06-02T20:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=8319"},"modified":"2017-09-08T11:30:52","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T11:30:52","slug":"allt-a-floti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/06\/02\/allt-a-floti\/","title":{"rendered":"Allt \u00e1 floti"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hinn afkastak\u00e1ti \u00e1stm\u00f6gur minn reis upp vi\u00f0 dogg, s\u00fdnilega undrandi \u00e1 \u00e1hugaleysi m\u00ednu \u00e1 frekari \u00fej\u00f3nustu og spur\u00f0i hvort \u00e9g hef\u00f0i nokkurnt\u00edma fengi\u00f0 „sprautufulln\u00e6gingu“.
\n-Hkvmprhh -og hva\u00f0 skyldi \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa vera?<\/em> kurra\u00f0i \u00e9g, sem haf\u00f0i ekki heyrt \u00feetta or\u00f0 nota\u00f0 fyrr og datt helst \u00ed hug \u00f3var\u00f0ar samfarir e\u00f0a \u00feessh\u00e1ttar s\u00f3\u00f0askapur.<\/p>\n

Hann \u00fatsk\u00fdr\u00f0i a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0na \u00f6rvun \u00e6tti a\u00f0 sprautast t\u00f6luvert magn v\u00f6kva fr\u00e1 konunni, ekki venjulegur raki sem seytlar fr\u00e1 sl\u00edmh\u00fa\u00f0, heldur gusa, „n\u00f3g til a\u00f0 fylla kaffibolla.“
\n-\u00c1ttu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r m\u00edgi \u00e1 sig af una\u00f0i?<\/em> spur\u00f0i \u00e9g og fann ekki hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r nokkra hv\u00f6t til a\u00f0 „pr\u00f3fa eitthva\u00f0 n\u00fdtt“. Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 var v\u00edst ekki sk\u00fdringin, sag\u00f0i hann, \u00feessi v\u00f6kvi k\u00e6mi fr\u00e1 einhverju allt \u00f6\u00f0ru opi sem v\u00e6ri sta\u00f0sett inni \u00ed legg\u00f6ngunum. N\u00e1kv\u00e6mari sta\u00f0setningu kunni hann \u00fe\u00f3 ekki skil \u00e1.<\/p>\n

Or\u00f0atilt\u00e6ki\u00f0 „a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a eins og f\u00e1viti“ \u00f6\u00f0la\u00f0ist n\u00fdja merkingu \u00ed huga m\u00e9r. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i honum sem satt var a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i aldrei heyrt um \u00feetta fyrirb\u00e6ri fyrr, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 uplifa\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 og kraf\u00f0ist sk\u00fdringa \u00e1 uppruna og efnasametningu umr\u00e6dds v\u00f6kva. Hann vissi ekki meira um m\u00e1li\u00f0. Kva\u00f0st ekki hafa or\u00f0i\u00f0 vitni a\u00f0 sl\u00edku sj\u00e1lfur en hef\u00f0i s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feetta \u00ed kvikmynd, -og l\u00fdsti um lei\u00f0 einl\u00e6gum \u00e1huga \u00e1 a\u00f0 au\u00f0ga reynslu s\u00edna. \u00c9g l\u00fdsti mig fullkomlega fr\u00e1bitna \u00fe\u00e1ttt\u00f6ku \u00ed sl\u00edkri tilraun enda st\u00f3\u00f0 hugur minn ekki til st\u00f3r\u00fevotta.<\/p>\n

N\u00fa spyr \u00e9g, f\u00e1v\u00eds konan,
\n-Er \u00e9g svona illa uppl\u00fdst e\u00f0a er ekkert geti\u00f0 um \u00feetta \u00ed allri \u00feeirri fr\u00e6\u00f0slu sem liggur \u00e1 gl\u00e1mbekk?
\n-Hafa elskhugar m\u00ednir haldi\u00f0 \u00feessu leyndu e\u00f0a vita \u00feeir jafn l\u00edti\u00f0 um \u00feetta og \u00e9g?
\n-Kannast lesendur vi\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri\u00f0 og ef svo er;
\n-hva\u00f0an kemur \u00feessi v\u00f6kvi og hva\u00f0 er \u00ed honum anna\u00f0 en vatn?
\n-hvar er \u00feetta dularfulla op sta\u00f0sett?
\n-hef \u00e9g misst af einhverju e\u00f0a eru l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feetta h\u00f6f\u00f0i jafn l\u00edti\u00f0 til m\u00edn og \u00f6nnur frumlegheit \u00e1 svi\u00f0i b\u00f3lfara og lista?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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