S\u00f6ngvarinn hefur \u00e1kve\u00f0inn f\u00edling. \u00deessvegna er hann ekki s\u00f6ngfugl heldur s\u00f6ngf\u00edll.<\/p>\n
-Eva, heldur \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti sta\u00f0ist a\u00f0 \u00feessi fituhlunkur s\u00e9 g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00faminu? segir H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn.
\n-\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki, \u00e9g hef aldrei sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 feitum manni svo l\u00edklega yr\u00f0i \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 prufukeyra hann til a\u00f0 svara \u00feessu. -Hann er alltaf a\u00f0 monta sig af \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 mikill foli en \u00e9g held n\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 bara grobb \u00ed honum.
\nS\u00f6ngf\u00edllinn horfir glottandi \u00e1 H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rann og hefur svo \u00ed frammi lostafullt l\u00e1tbrag\u00f0, lygnir augunum og berar tungubroddinn, stynur.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g hef um m\u00e1li\u00f0 a\u00f0 segja er a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eina sem r\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00fev\u00ed hvort ma\u00f0ur er g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00faminu e\u00f0a ekki er hversu gaman hann hefur af \u00fev\u00ed. \u00dea\u00f0 virkar t.d. sem algj\u00f6rt turnoff \u00e1 mig ef karlma\u00f0ur heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r eins og \u00fe\u00fdskur kl\u00e1mmyndaleikari.<\/p>\n
S\u00f6ngf\u00edllinn kippir s\u00e9r ekkert upp vi\u00f0 skensi\u00f0 heldur horfir \u00f6grandi \u00e1 mig og segir \u00ed h\u00e1lfdrafandi t\u00f3n;
\n-einu sinni gaf \u00e9g konunni minni rafkn\u00fai\u00f0 p\u00e1skaegg.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er truntu minni aldeilis dilla\u00f0.
\n-J\u00e6ja g\u00f3\u00f0i. Ranns\u00f3knir hafa leitt \u00ed lj\u00f3s a\u00f0 flestar konur taka s\u00fakkula\u00f0i fram yfir kynl\u00edf. Svo ef \u00fe\u00edn ektakvinna hefur raunverulega or\u00f0i\u00f0 gl\u00f6\u00f0 yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e1 rafkn\u00fai\u00f0 egg \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir almennilegt s\u00fakkula\u00f0i, hva\u00f0 segir \u00fea\u00f0 okkur \u00fe\u00e1 um frammist\u00f6\u00f0u \u00fe\u00edna \u00ed b\u00e6linu?<\/p>\n
En svolei\u00f0is segir ma\u00f0ur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki vi\u00f0 l\u00edtt kunnugan s\u00f6ngf\u00edl me\u00f0 frammst\u00f6\u00f0ukomplex svo \u00e9g svara bara jah\u00e9rna, og tek svo til vi\u00f0 upp\u00fevottinn aftur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
S\u00f6ngvarinn hefur \u00e1kve\u00f0inn f\u00edling. \u00deessvegna er hann ekki s\u00f6ngfugl heldur s\u00f6ngf\u00edll. -Eva, heldur \u00fe\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 geti sta\u00f0ist a\u00f0 \u00feessi fituhlunkur s\u00e9 g\u00f3\u00f0ur \u00ed r\u00faminu? segir H\u00f3telstj\u00f3rinn. -\u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 bara ekki, \u00e9g hef aldrei sofi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 feitum manni svo … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa