N\u00fa er vika \u00fear til \u00e9g get reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00e1rangur af \u00e1stargaldrinum. N\u00fdtt tungl \u00ed dag en \u00e9g er ekki \u00ed neinu skapi til a\u00f0 galdra. Langar meira a\u00f0 gefa einhverjum uppskr\u00fafu\u00f0um monthana undir f\u00f3tinn og segja honum svo \u00e1 kjarnyrtri \u00edslensku hva\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst um hann \u00feegar hann fer a\u00f0 sperra \u00e1 s\u00e9r dindilinn, bara til a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 sjallaglotti\u00f0 ummyndast \u00ed r\u00e1\u00f0leysisviprur. En svolei\u00f0is gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki. Ekki ef ma\u00f0ur er almennileg manneskja.<\/p>\n
Kannski \u00edhuga\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00feetta samt \u00ed alv\u00f6ru ef \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e6ist utan \u00e1 \u00feeim hver er l\u00edklegur til a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sleikja eyru \u00e1stkonu sinnar. F\u00e1tt veldur m\u00e9r meiri vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0i en \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar einhver rekur tunguna upp \u00ed eyra\u00f0 \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g gat \u00feola\u00f0 hundinum m\u00ednum \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma en \u00e9g gat l\u00edka umbori\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar hann faldi bein \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 b\u00f3kask\u00e1pinn og meig utan \u00ed b\u00edldekk. \u00c9g get hinsvegar ekki teki\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed \u00feegar f\u00f3lk heg\u00f0ar s\u00e9r eins og hundar.<\/p>\n
Mig langar a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 sm\u00ed\u00f0a vatnsnema \u00ed kv\u00f6ld. Ef m\u00e9r v\u00e6ri ekki svona illa vi\u00f0 reykingar v\u00e6ri \u00e9g v\u00eds me\u00f0 a\u00f0 fara og fylgjast me\u00f0 Byltingunni \u00ed n\u00fdju vinnunni sinni. \u00c9g get ekki sagt a\u00f0 00-06 samr\u00e6mist m\u00ednum hugmyndum um fr\u00e1b\u00e6ran vinnut\u00edma en reynslan er besti kennarinn. Fyrir tveimur \u00e1rum l\u00e6r\u00f0i Byltingin hversvegna ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 vera of lengi \u00e1 sama vinnusta\u00f0, hversvegna ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a sig \u00ed vinnu \u00fear sem fr\u00ed\u00f0indin eru of mikilv\u00e6g til a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur t\u00edmi a\u00f0 sleppa starfinu og hversvegna ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 treysta \u00feeim sem meta ar\u00f0semi meira en mannr\u00e9ttindi. Fyrsta lex\u00eda \u00feessa sumars ver\u00f0ur „hversvegna er n\u00f3ttin kennd vi\u00f0 Satan“.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r finnst skemmtilegt a\u00f0 sofa \u00e1 n\u00e6turnar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
N\u00fa er vika \u00fear til \u00e9g get reikna\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 \u00e1rangur af \u00e1stargaldrinum. N\u00fdtt tungl \u00ed dag en \u00e9g er ekki \u00ed neinu skapi til a\u00f0 galdra. Langar meira a\u00f0 gefa einhverjum uppskr\u00fafu\u00f0um monthana undir f\u00f3tinn og segja honum … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa