{"id":8034,"date":"2006-02-15T09:56:16","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T09:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=8034"},"modified":"2017-09-08T10:44:15","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T10:44:15","slug":"if-you-cant-beat-them-join-them","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/02\/15\/if-you-cant-beat-them-join-them\/","title":{"rendered":"If you can’t beat them, join them"},"content":{"rendered":"

Byltingin vakti mig \u00ed n\u00f3tt, mi\u00f0ur s\u00edn yfir innv\u00edgslu sinni \u00ed kap\u00edtal\u00edskt sams\u00e6ri gegn m\u00f3\u00f0ur n\u00e1tt\u00faru og mannlegri reisn. \u00cd \u00feetta sinn sag\u00f0i \u00e9g honum sannleikann.<\/p>\n

-Hagkerfi\u00f0 er l\u00edkami illvirkja og \u00fe\u00fa ert fruma \u00ed \u00feessum l\u00edkama. \u00de\u00fa ver\u00f0ur anna\u00f0hvort a\u00f0 lifa me\u00f0 honum e\u00f0a reyna a\u00f0 drepa hann og \u00fe\u00e1 drepur \u00fe\u00fa um lei\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfan \u00feig og grillj\u00f3n a\u00f0rar heilbrig\u00f0ar frumur.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00dea\u00f0 er lj\u00f3tt og rangt a\u00f0 drepa hugsj\u00f3nir \u00feeirra f\u00e1u sem hafa \u00fe\u00e6r en hva\u00f0 \u00e1 ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 gera? \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki tilgang \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 str\u00e1karnir festist \u00ed s\u00f6mu hugsanavillu og \u00e9g sj\u00e1lf, a\u00f0 halda a\u00f0 ver\u00f0m\u00e6ti s\u00e9u sk\u00f6mmtu\u00f0 og a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed meira sem ma\u00f0ur vinnur, \u00fev\u00ed meira beri ma\u00f0ur \u00far b\u00fdtum. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls er eina lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vinna, anna\u00f0 hvort fyrir einhvern kap\u00edtalista e\u00f0a fyrir r\u00edkisb\u00e1kn sem stj\u00f3rnast af meingalla\u00f0ri \u00fatg\u00e1fu af l\u00fd\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0i, s\u00fa a\u00f0 b\u00faa til peninga. Og \u00fea\u00f0 getur ma\u00f0ur ekki nema me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 beygja sig undir l\u00f6gm\u00e1l kap\u00edtal\u00edsks hagkerfis.<\/p>\n

Feit dilemma. \u00c9g skammast m\u00edn fyrir a\u00f0 vera manneskja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Byltingin vakti mig \u00ed n\u00f3tt, mi\u00f0ur s\u00edn yfir innv\u00edgslu sinni \u00ed kap\u00edtal\u00edskt sams\u00e6ri gegn m\u00f3\u00f0ur n\u00e1tt\u00faru og mannlegri reisn. \u00cd \u00feetta sinn sag\u00f0i \u00e9g honum sannleikann.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[244,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-4-hluti-nornabudin","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\nIf you can't beat them, join them - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/02\/15\/if-you-cant-beat-them-join-them\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"If you can't beat them, join them - 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