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B\u00fain a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 en veit ekki alveg hversu vel \u00e9g mun falla \u00ed h\u00f3pinn. Fer\u00f0a\u00fej\u00f3nusta b\u00e6nda var \u00ed mat og \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vera skemmtileg.<\/p>\n

-Skil ekkert \u00ed \u00feeim a\u00f0 vera ekki l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 reisa styttu af Axlar-Birni fyrir framan skrifstofuna. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls var hann brautry\u00f0jandi \u00e1 faginu.
\n-Jah\u00e1? segja v\u00ednveiturnar og m\u00e9r ver\u00f0ur lj\u00f3st a\u00f0 brandarinn hefur ekki hitt \u00ed mark. Geri illt verra me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hnykkja \u00e1 p\u00f6nsinu.
\n-J\u00e1 sko hann var s\u00e1 fyrsti \u00e1 \u00cdslandi sem haf\u00f0i tekjur af b\u00e6ndagistingu, segi \u00e9g og heyri sj\u00e1lf hva\u00f0 \u00e9g hlj\u00f3ma aulalega.
\n-J\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 virkilega? segir \u00f6nnur v\u00ednveitan kurteislega og um lei\u00f0 \u00e1tta \u00e9g mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan hefur ekki gr\u00e6nan grun um \u00fea\u00f0 hver Axlar-Bj\u00f6rn var e\u00f0a fyrir hva\u00f0 hann er \u00feekktur. Heldur \u00fe.a.l. sennilega a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 um mig me\u00f0 s\u00f6gu\u00feekkingu minni e\u00f0a einhverju \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veruna.<\/p>\n

Fjandakorni\u00f0. Hversvegna gekk \u00e9g \u00fat fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed sem v\u00edsu a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem hefur allt \u00f6nnur \u00e1hugasvi\u00f0, allt annan reynsluheim, allt a\u00f0ra \u00feekkingu en \u00e9g, \u00e1tti sig \u00e1 brandara sem fyrir hvern \u00feann sem \u00feekkir s\u00f6gu Axlar Bjarnar \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera auglj\u00f3s. L\u00edklega \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast skemmtikraftur og stofna bara r\u00e6stingafyrirt\u00e6ki \u00ed sta\u00f0inn.<\/p>\n

Kann svo vel vi\u00f0 litla Egyptastr\u00e1kinn \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu. Hann er gla\u00f0lyndur og r\u00f6skur en auk \u00feess kemur hann hlaupandi um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g tek upp \u00feungan hlut me\u00f0 or\u00f0unum „\u00e9g skal n\u00fana“. \u00c9g hef endurheimt \u00fe\u00e1 tr\u00fa m\u00edna a\u00f0 enn s\u00e9u til karlmenn \u00e1 \u00cdslandi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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Fer\u00f0a\u00fej\u00f3nusta b\u00e6nda var \u00ed mat og \u00e9g \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 gr\u00edpa t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 til a\u00f0 vera skemmtileg.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2-hluti-timavillti-vikingurinn","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\nFumbl - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2004\/08\/22\/fumbl\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Fumbl - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"B\u00fain a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa eldh\u00fasi\u00f0 en veit ekki alveg hversu vel \u00e9g mun falla \u00ed h\u00f3pinn. 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