\u00c1tti ekki von \u00e1 a\u00f0 hitta hann \u00e1 lj\u00f3\u00f0akv\u00f6ldi en \u00fearna er hann og l\u00edtur mig sams\u00e6risaugnar\u00e1\u00f0i; vi\u00f0 eigum leyndarm\u00e1l. Hann leikur hlutverk sitt af kostg\u00e6fni, tekur \u00ed h\u00f6nd m\u00edna og kynnir sig eins og hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hitta mig \u00ed fyrsta sinn. <\/p>\n
Skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 engan vi\u00f0staddan rennir \u00ed minnsta grun um a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feekkjumst, hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 um \u00fea\u00f0 sem hefur fari\u00f0 okkur \u00e1 milli. \u00c9g l\u00edt beint framan \u00ed br\u00f3\u00f0ur H\u00fasasmi\u00f0sins, ekki einu sinni hann hefur hugmynd um \u00fea\u00f0. \u00c9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hva\u00f0 hann seg\u00f0i ef hann vissi a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feekkjumst. L\u00edklega h\u00e9ldi hann a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0um sofi\u00f0 saman.<\/p>\n
Hugsa til \u00feess t\u00edma \u00feegar vi\u00f0 hittmst fyrst. \u00c9g fann strax a\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 var \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi. Eitthva\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig hann horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig, \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0lega en samt einhvernveginn \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0ulaust.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g er einhvernveginn \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en \u00e9g veit ekki almennilega hvernig, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-Ertu ekki bara hommi? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g
\n-N\u00f6jts. \u00c9g er ekkert svolei\u00f0is, \u00e9g hef aldrei gert neitt me\u00f0 str\u00e1k.
\n-Hall\u00f3 elskan, \u00fe\u00fa ert \u00ed brj\u00f3stahaldara, hva\u00f0 segir \u00fea\u00f0 okkur?
\n-Kannski er \u00e9g kl\u00e6\u00f0skiptingur?
\n-Kannski j\u00e1 en sefur\u00f0u hj\u00e1 stelpum?
\n-J\u00e1j\u00e1, e\u00f0a \u00e9g hef alveg gert \u00fea\u00f0 sko. Oft.
\n-Fullur og a\u00f0 \u00feeirra frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i?
\n-\u00c9g er kannski ekkert miki\u00f0 fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feannig, en m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 samt ekkert \u00f3ge\u00f0slegt e\u00f0a neitt.
\n-M\u00e9r \u00feykja sn\u00fa\u00f0ar heldur ekkert \u00f3ge\u00f0slegir. Ef \u00fe\u00fa kaupir sn\u00fa\u00f0 handa m\u00e9r eru allar l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g bor\u00f0i hann en \u00e9g hugsa aldrei um sn\u00fa\u00f0a og \u00e9g hef ekki keypt m\u00e9r sn\u00fa\u00f0 s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e9g var 15 \u00e1ra.
\n-\u00de\u00fa or\u00f0ar \u00feetta skemmtilega en \u00e9g er samt ekki hommi.
\n-E\u00f0a getur ekki vi\u00f0urkennt \u00fea\u00f0 af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feetta gu\u00f0d\u00f3msli\u00f0 myndi ekki f\u00edla \u00fea\u00f0?
\n-\u00deau eru gott f\u00f3lk.
\n-Gott f\u00f3lk hefur stundum rangar sko\u00f0anir.
\n-\u00c9g er samt ekki hommi.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 spilu\u00f0um scrabble og hann var l\u00e9legur \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed en \u00fea\u00f0 var samt gaman. Hann bar fyrir mig innkaupapoka, sl\u00f3 l\u00f3\u00f0ina, mata\u00f0i mig \u00e1 pasta og l\u00e1 me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00ed hl\u00e1turskrampa af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er fyndi\u00f0 a\u00f0 mata einhvern \u00e1 pasta. \u00c9g bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 m\u00e1la hann en hann af\u00feakka\u00f0i feimnislega, m\u00e1ta\u00f0i hinsvegar n\u00e6rf\u00f6tin m\u00edn, lakka\u00f0i neglurnar \u00e1 m\u00e9r, l\u00e1 \u00ed kj\u00f6ltunni \u00e1 m\u00e9r og hlusta\u00f0i me\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00e1 Jethro Tull, greiddi \u00e1 m\u00e9r h\u00e1ri\u00f0 og kyssti mig g\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0lega en \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0ulaust. \u00c9g bau\u00f0 honum a\u00f0 deila me\u00f0 m\u00e9r r\u00fami en hann valdi a\u00f0 sofa \u00ed stofunni.<\/p>\n
Og h\u00e9r stendur hann sposkur \u00e1 svip, og enga af \u00feessum gu\u00f0d\u00f3mlegu s\u00e1lum dettur \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi leynivin \u00e1 me\u00f0al \u00feeirra. Ekki einu sinni br\u00f3\u00f0ur H\u00fasasmi\u00f0sins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00c1tti ekki von \u00e1 a\u00f0 hitta hann \u00e1 lj\u00f3\u00f0akv\u00f6ldi en \u00fearna er hann og l\u00edtur mig sams\u00e6risaugnar\u00e1\u00f0i; vi\u00f0 eigum leyndarm\u00e1l. Hann leikur hlutverk sitt af kostg\u00e6fni, tekur \u00ed h\u00f6nd m\u00edna og kynnir sig eins og hann s\u00e9 a\u00f0 hitta mig … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa