{"id":7778,"date":"2006-12-10T15:23:45","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T15:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=7778"},"modified":"2017-09-08T16:29:55","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T16:29:55","slug":"inn-fyrir-skelina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2006\/12\/10\/inn-fyrir-skelina\/","title":{"rendered":"Inn fyrir skelina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u00f0urinn sem er me\u00f0 sprungu \u00ed skelinni kom \u00ed morgunkaffi.<\/p>\n<p><em>-M\u00e1 \u00e9g kalla \u00feig pabba?<\/em> sag\u00f0i Andlit byltingarinnar \u00feegar hann kom fram \u00e1 n\u00e6rbuxunum og slengdi hr\u00f6mmunum utan um hann. \u00dea\u00f0 er von. Vi\u00f0 h\u00f6fum reyndar ekki einu sinni pr\u00f3fa\u00f0 a\u00f0 kyssast en str\u00e1karnir eru ekkert vanir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g kynni \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir \u00feeim sem \u00e9g er skotin \u00ed fyrr en korter \u00ed samb\u00fa\u00f0.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00dea\u00f0 er ekki af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u neitt vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mir fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi samneyti vi\u00f0 karlmenn. \u00dea\u00f0 er helst a\u00f0 Drengurinn sem fyllir \u00e6\u00f0ar m\u00ednar af endorf\u00edni hr\u00f6kkvi \u00ed verndarag\u00edrinn ef m\u00e9r finnst einhver heillandi en m\u00ednir str\u00e1kar eru b\u00e1\u00f0ir svellkaldir. Sonur minn Byltingin hefur lengi ali\u00f0 me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00feann draum a\u00f0 eignast stj\u00fapf\u00f6\u00f0ur sem er yngri en hann sj\u00e1lfur (\u00fea\u00f0 ku v\u00edst au\u00f0veldara a\u00f0 hafa p\u00f3lit\u00edsk \u00e1hrif \u00e1 ungt f\u00f3lk) og sonur minn Sveitama\u00f0urinn vill helst a\u00f0 \u00e9g giftist \u00f6llum sem hann hefur gruna\u00f0a um a\u00f0 eiga laglegt verkf\u00e6rasafn.<\/p>\n<p>A\u00f0 v\u00edsu l\u00edtur Ma\u00f0urinn sem er me\u00f0 sprungu \u00ed skelinni ekki \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 hafa nokkurt\u00edma haldi\u00f0 \u00e1 borv\u00e9l, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki hrossalykt af honum og hann er ekki me\u00f0 rassinn-upp-\u00far-buxunum-heilkenni\u00f0. \u00c9g \u00e1tti \u00fev\u00ed ekkert frekar von \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann f\u00e9lli \u00ed krami\u00f0 hj\u00e1 Sveitamanninum en hann \u00e1 tv\u00f6 g\u00e6lud\u00fdr og \u00fea\u00f0 vir\u00f0ist duga til a\u00f0 halda honum inni. (\u00deeir hafa reyndar b\u00e1\u00f0ir t\u00f6luver\u00f0ar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann kunni vera kap\u00edtalisti enda er ma\u00f0urinn hvorki \u00ed g\u00f6t\u00f3ttum sokkum n\u00e9 me\u00f0 s\u00edtt h\u00e1r.) Nei, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00feeim til verndar sem \u00e9g hef haldi\u00f0 farfuglum m\u00ednum utan vi\u00f0 heimili\u00f0. Kannski frekar vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 drengirnir \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu, postul\u00edsbr\u00fa\u00f0urnar og speglarnir, koma upp um \u00feann hluta tilveru minnar sem n\u00e1lgast \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera eitthva\u00f0 minna en sk\u00e1ldskapur.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c9g j\u00f3la\u00f0i heimili\u00f0 \u00ed morgun. Alveg h\u00e6filega. \u00dea\u00f0 t\u00f3k svona 20 m\u00edn\u00fatur.<br \/>\nMig langar a\u00f0 kyssa.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma\u00f0urinn sem er me\u00f0 sprungu \u00ed skelinni kom \u00ed morgunkaffi. -M\u00e1 \u00e9g kalla \u00feig pabba? sag\u00f0i Andlit byltingarinnar \u00feegar hann kom fram \u00e1 n\u00e6rbuxunum og slengdi hr\u00f6mmunum utan um hann. \u00dea\u00f0 er von. 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