\u00c9g er \u00fathv\u00edld! Loksins! Hef sofi\u00f0 r\u00famar 70 klst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g loka\u00f0i b\u00fa\u00f0inni kl 10:30 \u00e1 \u00deoddl\u00e1k. \u00dea\u00f0 er hellingur. Hef ekki gert neitt sem g\u00e6ti me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u m\u00f3ti flokkast sem vinna s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 j\u00f3ladag, nema a\u00f0 elda einn gr\u00e6nmetisr\u00e9tt, hengja upp \u00far tveimur \u00fevottav\u00e9lum (\u00e6xli\u00f0 er ekkert a\u00f0 hja\u00f0na) og fara me\u00f0 einn ruslapoka \u00ed Sorpu. \u00c9g er svo hress a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti hlaupi\u00f0 ef \u00e9g s\u00e6i \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0u til \u00feess. \u00c9g \u00e6tla samt ekki a\u00f0 hreyfa mig fyrr en magadansn\u00e1mskei\u00f0i\u00f0 byrjar eftir \u00e1ram\u00f3t, enda hef \u00e9g ekki lagt \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed vana minn a\u00f0 safna spiki \u00feessa einu viku, skil ekki alveg \u00fea\u00f0 rugl a\u00f0 \u00e9ta yfir sig bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 t\u00edminn heitir j\u00f3l.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 vorum bo\u00f0in \u00ed mat til pabba og R\u00f6gnu \u00ed g\u00e6r, svo h\u00e9r er enn allt fullt af allrahanda afg\u00f6ngum. \u00c9g \u00fearf \u00fev\u00ed ekki einu sinni a\u00f0 elda fyrr en \u00e1 gaml\u00e1rsdag. Mitt f\u00f3lk hefur gegni\u00f0 svo vel um \u00feessa daga \u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 fram \u00e1 \u00feurfa ekkert a\u00f0 gera fyrir \u00e1ram\u00f3t nema r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 renna rakri moppu yfir g\u00f3lfi\u00f0. \u00c6tla a\u00f0 senda Darra \u00ed B\u00f3nus til a\u00f0 kaupa efni \u00ed fyllingu \u00ed kalk\u00faninn. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti \u00fearf \u00e9g ekkert a\u00f0 gera nema hafa ofan af fyrir tengdad\u00f3tturinni \u00e1 me\u00f0an Byltingin er \u00ed vinnunni.<\/p>\n
Hvern fjandann hefur h\u00f6fu\u00f0borgarsv\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a, sem er \u00feess vir\u00f0i a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00fea\u00f0 heimskonu sem hefur horft \u00e1 mannd\u00f3msv\u00edgslu \u00ed myrkustu frumsk\u00f3gum Afr\u00edku og \u00feekkir h\u00e1lendi \u00cdslands betur en flestir sem h\u00e9r hafa alist upp?<\/p>\n
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\u00c9g er \u00fathv\u00edld! Loksins! Hef sofi\u00f0 r\u00famar 70 klst fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g loka\u00f0i b\u00fa\u00f0inni kl 10:30 \u00e1 \u00deoddl\u00e1k. \u00dea\u00f0 er hellingur. Hef ekki gert neitt sem g\u00e6ti me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0u m\u00f3ti flokkast sem vinna s\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1 j\u00f3ladag, nema a\u00f0 elda … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa