\u00c9g var a\u00f0 fara yfir \u00e1sts\u00fdkis\u00f6gu m\u00edn \u00e1ri\u00f0 2006.<\/p>\n
\u00cd byrjun jan\u00faar var \u00e9g fr\u00e1hverf \u00f6llu karlmannsstandi, hreinlega steingeld en \u00feann 15. febr\u00faar er mig fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 langa \u00ed hj\u00e1sv\u00e6fu \u00ed a\u00f0ra r\u00f6ndina, ekki \u00fe\u00f3 n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
\u00deann 5. mars gr\u00edpur mig l\u00e9tt samb\u00fa\u00f0arnostalg\u00eda en \u00fea\u00f0 varir ekki nema einn dag.<\/p>\n
\u00deann 29. apr\u00edl er eitthva\u00f0 fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 vora \u00ed \u00e1sts\u00fdkigeninu. Allavega finnst m\u00e9r \u00e9g tilb\u00fain til a\u00f0 gera enn eina tilraunina til a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a m\u00e9r \u00fati um karlmann.<\/p>\n
13. ma\u00ed kasta \u00e9g fyrsta \u00e1stargaldri \u00e1rsins 2006. Hann skilar strax fyrstu vikuna \u00feeim \u00e1rangri a\u00f0 nokkra steggi rekur \u00e1 fj\u00f6rur m\u00ednar, \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega \u00e1g\u00e6ta menn. \u00c9g fer \u00e1 tv\u00f6 stefnum\u00f3t en hvorugur vekur \u00e1huga minn. \u00c1 sama t\u00edma ber s\u00e6tan s\u00f6lumann a\u00f0 gar\u00f0i. Hann d\u00fakkar upp nokkrum sinnum n\u00e6stu vikurnar. Gult lj\u00f3s kviknar (sp\u00e1kona nokkur g\u00e6ti gert n\u00e1nari grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed) en s\u00e1 er \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur ekki \u00e1 h\u00f6ttunum eftir f\u00f6stu sambandi.
\n\u00deann 1. j\u00fan\u00ed sef \u00e9g hj\u00e1 f\u00e1vita sem \u00e9g \u00e6tla m\u00e9r ekkert meira me\u00f0, af skiljanlegum \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0um.
\n6. j\u00fan\u00ed rennur upp og ekkert bitast\u00e6tt er \u00ed sj\u00f3nm\u00e1li. Galdurinn sums\u00e9 ekki bori\u00f0 \u00e1rangur. \u00c1kve\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka n\u00e6st fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00f3ski eftir manni sem k\u00e6ri sig um samband.<\/p>\n
13. j\u00fan\u00ed. \u00c1lfadrotting fer \u00far undirkj\u00f3lnum en El\u00edas kemur og truflar mig, heldur \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 hann, barnlaus ma\u00f0urinn, hlj\u00f3ti a\u00f0 vera svari\u00f0 vi\u00f0 sei\u00f0g\u00f3li m\u00ednu.
\n6. j\u00fal\u00ed; Boeing \u00feota bar hann upp \u00ed sk\u00fdin.<\/p>\n
10. j\u00fal\u00ed; \u00feri\u00f0ja tilraun til \u00e1stargaldurs. Ind\u00e6ll ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur hrifinn af m\u00e9r en horm\u00f3nafl\u00e6\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r er jafn st\u00edfla\u00f0 og sorprennan hennar \u00d6nnu. N\u00e6st \u00fearf \u00e9g l\u00edklega a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 eigi a\u00f0 vera ma\u00f0ur sem mig langar a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1. \u00c9g \u00e1kve\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu kukli \u00ed bili.<\/p>\n
21. \u00e1g\u00fast er \u00e9g or\u00f0in fr\u00e1vita af \u00e1sts\u00fdki en hef ekkert vi\u00f0fang til a\u00f0 beina \u00e1sts\u00fdki minni a\u00f0.
\n24. \u00e1g er s\u00e6ti s\u00f6luma\u00f0urinn kominn \u00e1 fast. \u00c9g b\u00edt mig \u00ed hn\u00faana yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa teki\u00f0 mark \u00e1 honum \u00feegar hann sag\u00f0ist ekkert langa \u00ed fast samband. L\u00edklega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g allavega reynt ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i ekki tr\u00faa\u00f0 honum.<\/p>\n
Allan september og okt\u00f3ber er \u00e9g me\u00f0 karlmenn \u00e1 heilanum en l\u00e6t galdra eiga sig enda stj\u00f3rnast \u00e9g meira af horm\u00f3num en skynsemi.
\n21. okt; b\u00fd\u00f0 fundarlaun fyrir r\u00e9ttan maka og \u00e1 \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0 nokkur deit sem engu skila.<\/p>\n
9. n\u00f3v kasta \u00e9g fj\u00f3r\u00f0a \u00e1stargaldri \u00e1rsins (\u00feeim \u00feri\u00f0ja sem er eitthva\u00f0 a\u00f0 marka \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g var truflu\u00f0 \u00ed eitt skipti\u00f0). \u00cd \u00feetta sinn geri \u00e9g ekki bara kr\u00f6fu um a\u00f0 ma\u00f0urinn s\u00e9 fullkominn, heldur l\u00edka a\u00f0 hann vilji fast samband og a\u00f0 mig langi a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 honum. T\u00e6pum \u00feremur vikum s\u00ed\u00f0ar (\u00fea\u00f0 tekur galdurinn ca \u00ferj\u00e1r vikur a\u00f0 skila \u00e1rangri) kynnist \u00e9g yndislega s\u00e6tum og skemmtilegum str\u00e1k sem uppfyllir \u00f6ll skilyr\u00f0in og segist allavega vera skotinn \u00ed m\u00e9r. \u00c9g tek fram f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6luna til \u00f6ryggis og \u00feann 19. desember (\u00feremur vikum s\u00ed\u00f0ar en f\u00e1vitaf\u00e6lan er einmitt ca \u00ferj\u00e1r vikur a\u00f0 verka) segir hann m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir a\u00f0 vera drullu\u00e1stfanginn af m\u00e9r, vilji hann ekkert me\u00f0 mig hafa. \u00c6vint\u00fdrin enda \u00fati \u00ed m\u00fdri.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa er \u00e9g \u00ed s\u00f6mu sporum og s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1ram\u00f3t. Hef n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega engan \u00e1huga \u00e1 tegundinni. Fann \u00fea\u00f0 samt eitt \u00fat \u00e1 \u00e1rinu sem skiptir m\u00e1li:
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er rugl sem \u00e9g h\u00e9lt lengi a\u00f0 almennilegir karlmenn ver\u00f0i bara ekki skotnir \u00ed m\u00e9r. \u00deeir ver\u00f0a \u00fea\u00f0 alveg, \u00fea\u00f0 er bara \u00e9g sem hef ekki \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/p>\n
Eins gott a\u00f0 \u00e9g er laus undan \u00feeirri ge\u00f0s\u00fdki a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega \u00e1stfangin af f\u00e1vitum. N\u00fa or\u00f0i\u00f0 missi \u00e9g \u00e1hugann um lei\u00f0 og vi\u00f0komandi kemur upp um f\u00e1vitah\u00e1tt sinn.
\nTilveran er eins og gamalt tyggj\u00f3.<\/p>\n
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\u00c9g var a\u00f0 fara yfir \u00e1sts\u00fdkis\u00f6gu m\u00edn \u00e1ri\u00f0 2006. \u00cd byrjun jan\u00faar var \u00e9g fr\u00e1hverf \u00f6llu karlmannsstandi, hreinlega steingeld en \u00feann 15. febr\u00faar er mig fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 langa \u00ed hj\u00e1sv\u00e6fu \u00ed a\u00f0ra r\u00f6ndina, ekki \u00fe\u00f3 n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gera … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa