{"id":724,"date":"2004-05-06T12:06:54","date_gmt":"2004-05-06T12:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=724"},"modified":"2017-12-17T11:20:41","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T11:20:41","slug":"naglar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2004\/05\/06\/naglar\/","title":{"rendered":"Naglar"},"content":{"rendered":"

-Hva\u00f0 vildi h\u00fan n\u00fana? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.\u00a0Hann dr\u00f3 mig til s\u00edn og fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 s\u00e9r.
\n-Hva\u00f0a t\u00f3nn var \u00feetta? \u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00f3 ekki afbr\u00fd\u00f0is\u00f6m?
\n-Nei, \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0?
\n-Nei au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki en \u00fe\u00fa vir\u00f0ist n\u00fa vera eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3s\u00e1tt.
\n-\u00c9g spur\u00f0i bara hva\u00f0 h\u00fan vildi, h\u00fan hringdi \u00ed g\u00e6r l\u00edka. \u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera eitthva\u00f0 mikilv\u00e6gt ef h\u00fan hringir dag eftir dag, varla var h\u00fan bara spjalla.
\n-Hana vantar parketnagla, sag\u00f0i hann.
\n-N\u00fa j\u00e6ja og f\u00e1st \u00feeir ekki \u00ed H\u00fasasmi\u00f0junni?<\/p>\n

-Hva\u00f0a hundur er eiginlega \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r?
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er enginn hundur \u00ed m\u00e9r, m\u00e9r finnst bara skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00fan skuli hringja \u00ed \u00feig til a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00f6glum sem f\u00e1st \u00ed hverri einustu byggingav\u00f6rub\u00fa\u00f0.
\n-H\u00fan hringir \u00ed mig \u00feegar hana vantar einhverja sm\u00e1a\u00f0sto\u00f0, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert merkilegra en \u00fea\u00f0, \u00f6ll fj\u00f6lskyldan heldur sambandi vi\u00f0 hana. \u00de\u00fa \u00fearft ekkert a\u00f0 vera afbr\u00fd\u00f0is\u00f6m.
\n-\u00c9g er \u00fea\u00f0 ekkert, spur\u00f0i bara hva\u00f0 h\u00fan vildi. \u00c9g er ekkert a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja \u00feig a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 tala vi\u00f0 hana, held bara a\u00f0 hana vanti annarskonar nagla.<\/p>\n

Hann hl\u00f3.
\n-Heldur\u00f0u virkilega a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi \u00e1huga \u00e1 henni?
\n-Nei en h\u00fan hefur \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r. Annars er m\u00e9r sk\u00edtsama, ef \u00feig langar a\u00f0 negla sm\u00e1vegis \u00ed hana \u00fe\u00e1 m\u00e1ttu \u00fea\u00f0 m\u00edn vegna, \u00fe\u00fa m\u00e1tt bara ekki fara fr\u00e1 m\u00e9r.\u00a0Hann strauk \u00e1 m\u00e9r h\u00e1ri\u00f0 og brosti.
\n-Takk fyrir bo\u00f0i\u00f0 en mig langar reyndar ekkert a\u00f0 „negla \u00ed hana“. Og svo ertu v\u00edst afbr\u00fd\u00f0is\u00f6m.<\/p>\n

\u00deegar h\u00fan hringdi aftur 2 klst. s\u00ed\u00f0ar var hann ekki heima. \u00c9g velti fyrir m\u00e9r hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 hreyta \u00ed hana \u00f3notum en \u00e1kva\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 \u00f3gert. Kona sem getur ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00ed parketnagla af eigin rammleik hefur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega engan skapstyrk til a\u00f0 svara fyrir sig og \u00e9g r\u00e6\u00f0st ekki \u00e1 minni m\u00e1ttar. Auk \u00feess er \u00e9g hvort sem er ekkert afbr\u00fd\u00f0is\u00f6m.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

-Hva\u00f0 vildi h\u00fan n\u00fana? sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.\u00a0Hann dr\u00f3 mig til s\u00edn og fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 s\u00e9r. -Hva\u00f0a t\u00f3nn var \u00feetta? \u00de\u00fa ert \u00fe\u00f3 ekki afbr\u00fd\u00f0is\u00f6m? -Nei, \u00e6tti \u00e9g a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0? -Nei au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki en \u00fe\u00fa vir\u00f0ist n\u00fa vera eitthva\u00f0 \u00f3s\u00e1tt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[217,1],"tags":[222],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1-hluti-golanhaedir","category-oflokkad-allt-efni","tag-djupid"],"yoast_head":"\nNaglar - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2004\/05\/06\/naglar\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"is_IS\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Naglar - S\u00e1pu\u00f3pera\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"-Hva\u00f0 vildi h\u00fan n\u00fana? 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