Allir lj\u00faga. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa bara mannsins e\u00f0li. Vi\u00f0 lj\u00fagum st\u00f6\u00f0ugt og reiknum me\u00f0 a\u00f0 a\u00f0rir geri \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka. Vi\u00f0 lj\u00fagum til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 vandr\u00e6\u00f0um (refsingum, lei\u00f0inlegum verkefnum, van\u00fe\u00f3knun), til a\u00f0 l\u00edta betur \u00fat \u00ed augum annarra, til a\u00f0 kaupa okkur frest, til a\u00f0 gera s\u00f6guna skemmtilegri … semsagt oftast \u00ed einhverjum auglj\u00f3sum tilgangi. Lygar geta veri\u00f0 tilt\u00f6lulega ska\u00f0lausar \u00fdkjur, \u00f3b\u00e6tanlegt mannor\u00f0smor\u00f0 og allt \u00fear \u00e1 milli. En oftast, jafnvel \u00fe\u00f3tt lygin s\u00e9 lj\u00f3t og \u00f3r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tanleg, s\u00e9r ma\u00f0ur samt tilganginn me\u00f0 henni.
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Vi\u00f0 sam\u00feykkjum \u00f3sannindi a\u00f0 vissu marki. Flestum s\u00e1rnar \u00fe\u00f3 afskaplega miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a fyrir tr\u00fana\u00f0arbresti og taka \u00fev\u00ed illa ef gefin er sl\u00e6m mynd af \u00feeim. Sj\u00e1lf get \u00e9g yfirleitt afgreitt sl\u00edkt \u00e1 sk\u00f6mmum t\u00edma \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a tj\u00f3n \u00e1 s\u00e1lu minni enda sjaldan or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir subbuskap af munni vina minna svo \u00e9g viti. Ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r \u00e1fallahj\u00e1lp hj\u00e1 g\u00f3\u00f0um vini, reynir a\u00f0 \u00e1tta sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 lygarinn var a\u00f0 p\u00e6la og kemst a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 lygin hafi a\u00f0 v\u00edsu ekki veri\u00f0 r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tanleg, jafnvel ekki fyrirgefanleg, en \u00fe\u00f3 skiljanleg \u00ed lj\u00f3si \u00feess a\u00f0 vi\u00f0komandi s\u00e9 aumkunarvert sv\u00edn. Hann laug til a\u00f0 for\u00f0ast rei\u00f0i m\u00edna, upphefja sj\u00e1lfan sig o.s.frv; rangt en mannlegt.<\/p>\n
Langoftast eru \u00f3sannindi af v\u00e6gara tagi og \u00fea\u00f0 hreyfir l\u00edti\u00f0 vi\u00f0 m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00f3tt einhver monti sig af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 vera snjallari, or\u00f0heppnari e\u00f0a betur innr\u00e6ttur en raunh\u00e6ft er, \u00e9g skil tilganginn. Yfirleitt reyni \u00e9g ekki a\u00f0 lei\u00f0r\u00e9tta \u00fea\u00f0 heldur. \u00dea\u00f0 kemur m\u00e9r hinsvegar \u00ed uppn\u00e1m \u00feegar f\u00f3lk l\u00fdgur algerlega a\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ulausu og \u00fe\u00f3 s\u00e9r \u00ed lagi \u00feegar lygin auglj\u00f3s \u00ed \u00feokkab\u00f3t. Hverskonar fokkans rugl er \u00fea\u00f0 eiginlega a\u00f0 lj\u00faga \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur gr\u00e6\u00f0ir ekkert \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed og gerir \u00fea\u00f0 ekki einu sinni af s\u00e6milegri list?<\/p>\n
\u00c9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00feetta \u00e1\u00f0an \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00e9kk p\u00f3st fr\u00e1 manni sem \u00e9g \u00feekki ekkert, sem segist hafa gert tilraun me\u00f0 a\u00f0 skr\u00e1 sig sem r\u00edkan gaur og \u00f3ska eftir skyndikynnum \u00e1 einkamal.is. \u00c9g get svosem alveg tr\u00faa\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann hafi gert \u00fea\u00f0 en hann heldur \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edka fram a\u00f0 hann hafi fengi\u00f0 434 br\u00e9f fyrsta s\u00f3larhringinn. Til hvers \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum er ma\u00f0urinn a\u00f0 segja m\u00e9r svona \u00fev\u00e6lu? Allir sem hafa nota\u00f0 einkamal.is a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0i vita a\u00f0 konur f\u00e1 mun fleiri br\u00e9f en karlar en \u00e9g hugsa a\u00f0 jafnvel ung, tv\u00edkynhneig\u00f0 kona me\u00f0 st\u00f3r brj\u00f3st og \u00e1huga \u00e1 rassar\u00ed\u00f0ingum f\u00e1i ekki svo m\u00f6rg br\u00e9f \u00e1 einum degi nema \u00fe\u00e1 kannski me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hanga \u00e1 netinu heilan s\u00f3larhring og svara hverjum einasta f\u00e1vita.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g ger\u00f0i afar \u00f3v\u00edsindalega k\u00f6nnun \u00e1 vefnum. Fletti upp \u00ed skyndikynnaflokknum tveimur konum og tveimur k\u00f6rlum af handah\u00f3fi.
\n\u00d6nnur konan er 21. \u00e1rs, samkv\u00e6mt augl\u00fdsingunni, me\u00f0alh\u00e1, grannvaxin og segist vera „til \u00ed allt“. Hennar s\u00ed\u00f0a hefur veri\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0 763svar sinnum fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed lok j\u00fal\u00ed 2006.
\nHin er 32ja \u00e1ra, h\u00e1 og gr\u00f6nn, kann ekki stafsetningu og segist vera „heavy gr\u00f6\u00f0“. Flettingar \u00e1 hennar s\u00ed\u00f0u eru 2694 \u00e1 a\u00f0eins 9 d\u00f6gum.
\n25 \u00e1ra karlma\u00f0ur sem segist myndarlegur og vel st\u00e6\u00f0ur, hefur fengi\u00f0 55 flettingar fr\u00e1 10. j\u00fan\u00ed 2006.
\n39 \u00e1ra karl kve\u00f0st vilja borga fyrir munnm\u00f6k. Hans s\u00ed\u00f0a hefur veri\u00f0 sko\u00f0u\u00f0 260 sinnum s\u00ed\u00f0an 2. jan\u00faar.<\/p>\n
N\u00fa m\u00e1 reikna me\u00f0 a\u00f0 mun f\u00e6rri skrifi br\u00e9f en \u00feeir sem l\u00edta \u00e1 augl\u00fdsinguna. Allavega mun f\u00e1heyrt a\u00f0 nokkur f\u00e1i 434 br\u00e9f \u00e1 fyrsta degi. Hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 karlma\u00f0ur. Og n\u00fa velti \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hva\u00f0 \u00ed \u00f3sk\u00f6punum vaki fyrir blessu\u00f0um manninum me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00e9r upp \u00e1 svona vitleysu. Varla er tilgangurinn s\u00e1 a\u00f0 st\u00e6ra sig. \u00deetta er kannski hugsa\u00f0 sem einhverskonar greindarpr\u00f3f?<\/p>\n
L\u00edklega \u00e6tti \u00e9g bara a\u00f0 spyrja hann sj\u00e1lfan. Hann tekur fram \u00ed sama br\u00e9fi a\u00f0 hann lj\u00fagi aldrei svo \u00e9g fengi sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00e1rei\u00f0anlegt svar.<\/p>\n
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Allir lj\u00faga. \u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa bara mannsins e\u00f0li. Vi\u00f0 lj\u00fagum st\u00f6\u00f0ugt og reiknum me\u00f0 a\u00f0 a\u00f0rir geri \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka. Vi\u00f0 lj\u00fagum til a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 vandr\u00e6\u00f0um (refsingum, lei\u00f0inlegum verkefnum, van\u00fe\u00f3knun), til a\u00f0 l\u00edta betur \u00fat \u00ed augum annarra, til a\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa