H\u00e9kk \u00e1 einkamal.is langa hr\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r. Eftirtaldir hlutu ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir augum vorum:<\/p>\n
-Gaurinn sem sag\u00f0i: \u00c9g er mj\u00f6g fyndinn.
\nFyndi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 benda manni \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er fyndi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-Gaurinn sem sag\u00f0i: \u00c9g er frumlegur og mj\u00f6g s\u00e9rstakur karakter. -Gaurinn sem sag\u00f0ist vera a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 f\u00f6stu sambandi og spur\u00f0i svo strax \u00e1 eftir hva\u00f0 f\u00edlar \u00fe\u00fa best \u00ed kynl\u00edfi? -Gaurinn sem sag\u00f0ist vera h\u00e1sk\u00f3lamennta\u00f0ur, hlusta mest \u00e1 klass\u00edska t\u00f3nlist vera a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 f\u00f6stu sambandi, kom yfir \u00e1 msn og sendi m\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 mynd af s\u00ednum eigin gle\u00f0ipinna, sem \u00ed samanbur\u00f0i vi\u00f0 eldsp\u00fdtustokkinn sem einnig pr\u00fd\u00f0ir myndina, vir\u00f0ist vera \u00e1 st\u00e6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0 lj\u00f3sastaur. \u00c9g vona a\u00f0 lesendur m\u00ednir \u00e1tti sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1n frekari sk\u00fdringa hversvegna \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 ey\u00f0a t\u00edma \u00ed \u00feennan.<\/p>\n \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 b\u00fain a\u00f0 \u00fatiloka um 400 manns. \u00dea\u00f0 er samt ekki nema um helmingur \u00feeirra sem \u00e9g blokkera\u00f0i af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir eru augs\u00fdnilega f\u00e1vitar. Sumir eru bara reykingamenn, barnlausir e\u00f0a ekki \u00e1 r\u00e9ttum aldri. \u00c9g er \u00ed msn-sambandi vi\u00f0 4 sem vir\u00f0ast allavega \u00ed lagi. Ef hlutf\u00f6llin \u00e1 e-m eru 4 framb\u00e6rilegir \u00e1 m\u00f3ti 200 f\u00e1vitum og 200 \u00ed vi\u00f0b\u00f3t sem af \u00f6\u00f0rum ors\u00f6kum koma ekki til greina, \u00fe\u00e1 eru l\u00edkurnar \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 finna mann sem fellur \u00ed markh\u00f3pinn minn \u00e1 einkamal.is \u00e1l\u00edka miklar og a\u00f0 finna mann me\u00f0 ge\u00f0klofa. Hvernig \u00e6tli hlutf\u00f6llin s\u00e9u \u00e1 djamminu?<\/p>\n Ef \u00e9g ver\u00f0 komin yfir t\u00edmabundna rauns\u00fdn m\u00edna \u00e1 tegundina \u00ed vor, er \u00e9g a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 skr\u00e1 mig \u00ed l\u00e6knisfr\u00e6\u00f0i. \u00c9g hef engan \u00e1huga \u00e1 l\u00e6knisfr\u00e6\u00f0i en \u00fe\u00e1 g\u00e6ti \u00e9g allavega hitt str\u00e1ka \u00e1 kaffistofunni og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 sem \u00e9g hef\u00f0i engan \u00e1huga \u00e1 \u00feeim. \u00dea\u00f0 ku v\u00edst vera besta trixi\u00f0 til a\u00f0 gera \u00fe\u00e1 \u00e1stsj\u00faka. Auk \u00feess fyndi \u00e9g kannski upprennandi ge\u00f0l\u00e6kni sem g\u00e6ti l\u00e6kna\u00f0 mig af \u00feeirri \u00fer\u00e1hyggju a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0i eitthva\u00f0 \u00e1n\u00e6g\u00f0ari ef \u00e9g \u00fearf a\u00f0 deila fatask\u00e1p me\u00f0 karlmanni. \u00deetta er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega bilun.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" H\u00e9kk \u00e1 einkamal.is langa hr\u00ed\u00f0 \u00ed g\u00e6r. Eftirtaldir hlutu ekki n\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir augum vorum: -Gaurinn sem sag\u00f0i: \u00c9g er mj\u00f6g fyndinn. Fyndi\u00f0 f\u00f3lk \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 benda manni \u00e1 hva\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er fyndi\u00f0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[249,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-6-hluti-og-eg-se-thad-fyrst-a-rykinu","category-oflokkad-allt-efni"],"yoast_head":"\n
\n<\/em>M\u00edn reynsla er s\u00fa a\u00f0 \u00feeir sem telja s\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 til tekna a\u00f0 vera s\u00e9rstakir, eru yfirleitt ekkert s\u00e9rstakir a\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti en \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir hafa svo veika sj\u00e1lfsmynd a\u00f0 \u00feeir \u00feurfa alltaf a\u00f0 rembast vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera s\u00e9rstakir.<\/p>\n
\nS\u00e1 sem spyr um smekk minn \u00ed \u00feessum efnum \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann veit hvort \u00e9g \u00e1 b\u00f6rn og hva\u00f0 \u00e9g geri, er ekki a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 f\u00f6stu sambandi.<\/p>\n