Sonur minn Byltingama\u00f0urinn keypti s\u00e9r jakka og buxur, m.a.s. skyrtu og bindi l\u00edka, \u00ed tilefni af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 unnusta hans Sykurr\u00f3fan bau\u00f0 honum \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0. Skyrtan er bl\u00e1 og bindi\u00f0 br\u00fant og appels\u00ednugult. Ekki spyrja mig hva\u00f0an drengurinn hefur \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkt smekkleysi.<\/p>\n
Honum \u00fe\u00f3tti \u00feetta a\u00f0 v\u00edsu afar sl\u00e6m fj\u00e1rfesting, enda heldur hann a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 mun kyn\u00feokkafyllri \u00ed rifnu tjaldi en alv\u00f6ru fatna\u00f0i en hann hugga\u00f0i sig vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 hugmynd a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri \u00ed rauninni ekki a\u00f0 fj\u00e1rfesta \u00ed fatna\u00f0i, heldur \u00ed vel\u00fe\u00f3knun sinnar yndisf\u00f6gru, a\u00f0 \u00e9g tali n\u00fa ekki um vel\u00fe\u00f3knun hinnar kirkjur\u00e6knu tengdam\u00f3\u00f0ur hans sem finnst ekki par f\u00ednt a\u00f0 ganga \u00ed gau\u00f0rifnum kolaportsg\u00f6rmum og kallar hann aldrei anna\u00f0 en „s\u00f3\u00f0abr\u00f3k“. Sj\u00e1lfur er hann fremur \u00f3s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 \u00feann titil, enda fer hann \u00ed ba\u00f0 minnst einu sinni \u00e1 dag, oft tvisvar og gengur alltaf \u00ed t\u00e1rhreinum ni\u00f0ursetningsleppum. M.a.s. \u00f3samst\u00e6\u00f0u sokkarnir hans eru alltaf hreinir. Ef \u00feeir ver\u00f0a \u00f3hreinir fer hann strax \u00far \u00feeim og skilur \u00fe\u00e1 eftir \u00e1 stofug\u00f3lfinu. A\u00f0 hans mati m\u00e1 l\u00edka einu gilda \u00fe\u00f3tt herbergi\u00f0 hans l\u00edti \u00fat eins og \u00f3hreinatauskarfa sem hefur or\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir loft\u00e1r\u00e1s; ekki er tengdam\u00f3\u00f0ir hans a\u00f0 teygja sitt langa nef \u00feanga\u00f0 inn.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 heimili Sykurr\u00f3funnar hefur n\u00e1\u00f0st \u00fe\u00f6gult samkomulag um \u00e1starsamband einkad\u00f3tturinnar vi\u00f0 „s\u00f3\u00f0abr\u00f3kina“. \u00deegar s\u00f3\u00f0abr\u00f3kin gistir hj\u00e1 d\u00f3tturinni, kve\u00f0ur hann foreldra hennar pr\u00fa\u00f0mannlega, fer svo bak vi\u00f0 h\u00fas og klifrar inn um gluggann. A\u00f0 morgni klifrar hann aftur \u00fat, r\u00f6ltir a\u00f0 n\u00e6sta str\u00e6t\u00f3sk\u00fdli, 5 m\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1 undan k\u00e6rustunni og veifar gla\u00f0lega til tengdapabbans um lei\u00f0 og hann ekur fram hj\u00e1 \u00e1 lei\u00f0 til vinnu. Um helgar fer hann einfaldlega a\u00f0 framdyrunum, bankar upp \u00e1 og spyr hvort s\u00edn heittelska\u00f0a s\u00e9 v\u00f6knu\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Allir vita a\u00f0 hann gistir en me\u00f0 \u00feessu fyrirkomulagi getur tengdamamma tali\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfri s\u00e9r tr\u00fa um a\u00f0 enginn viti a\u00f0 h\u00fan veit \u00fea\u00f0 og allir eru gla\u00f0ir. \u00dear me\u00f0 getur enginn \u00e1saka\u00f0 hana \u00fe\u00f3tt litla hn\u00e1tan hennar (\u00e1 19. \u00e1ri) ver\u00f0i dregin \u00e1 t\u00e1lar af s\u00e9r yngri manni. Sl\u00edkt gerist ekki nema blessu\u00f0 b\u00f6rnin verji saman n\u00f3tt enda d\u00f3ttirin \u00ed\u00f0ilfagra sennilega allt of vel upp alin til a\u00f0 finna fyrir holdlegum losta fyrir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti. H\u00fan m\u00e1 vitanlega ekki gista hj\u00e1 s\u00f3\u00f0abr\u00f3kinni enda reiknar tengdamamman sennilega ekki me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00e9 treystandi til \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00fatvega telpunni r\u00fam \u00ed \u00f6\u00f0ru herbergi eins og h\u00fan sj\u00e1lf ger\u00f0i, \u00feetta eina skipti sem s\u00f3\u00f0abr\u00f3kin f\u00e9kk formlegt leyfi til a\u00f0 gista hj\u00e1 \u00feeim.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 j\u00e1ta a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 einkennilegt a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 son minn Byltingarmanninn \u00ed jakka og me\u00f0 bindi. Hann f\u00f3r m.a.s. \u00ed samst\u00e6\u00f0a sokka, sem er n\u00e1tt\u00farulega algerlega \u00far karakter. Sj\u00e1lfur sag\u00f0ist hann l\u00edta \u00fat eins og laganemi en m\u00e9r fannst hann minna meira \u00e1 J\u00f3n \u00c1sgeir. Kannski ma\u00f0ur g\u00e6ti vanist \u00feessu ef hann l\u00e9ti klippa sig en \u00e9g held ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 \u00e1 dagskr\u00e1 hj\u00e1 honum \u00e1 n\u00e6stunni.<\/p>\n
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Sonur minn Byltingama\u00f0urinn keypti s\u00e9r jakka og buxur, m.a.s. skyrtu og bindi l\u00edka, \u00ed tilefni af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 unnusta hans Sykurr\u00f3fan bau\u00f0 honum \u00e1 \u00e1rsh\u00e1t\u00ed\u00f0. Skyrtan er bl\u00e1 og bindi\u00f0 br\u00fant og appels\u00ednugult. Ekki spyrja mig hva\u00f0an drengurinn hefur \u00fev\u00edl\u00edkt … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa