\u00c9g hef oft kasta\u00f0 \u00e1stargaldri. Ekki n\u00fdlega a\u00f0 v\u00edsu, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er ekki r\u00e9tt innstillt \u00feessa dagana, en \u00e9g reyndi 4 sinnum \u00e1ri\u00f0 2006. \u00de\u00f3tt a\u00f0rir galdrar hafi veri\u00f0 m\u00e9r frekar au\u00f0veldir \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri, hefur \u00e1stargaldurinn bara f\u00e6rt m\u00e9r menn sem eru a\u00f0 v\u00edsu st\u00f3rf\u00ednir en hafa bara engin \u00e1hrif \u00e1 horm\u00f3nastarfsemina \u00ed m\u00e9r og svo einn f\u00e1vita sem hypja\u00f0i sig brott af eigin frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i \u00e1\u00f0ur en nokkur ska\u00f0i var ske\u00f0ur. <\/p>\n
\u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert a\u00f0 galdrinum, margar konur hafa nota\u00f0 hann me\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0um \u00e1rangri, svo \u00e9g hlaut a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 gera eitthva\u00f0 vitlaust.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed, mj\u00f6g skyndilega hva\u00f0 \u00e9g hef gert vitlaust. Eftir allar \u00feessar tilraunir m\u00ednar til a\u00f0 finna m\u00e9r maka, var \u00fea\u00f0 einkamal.is sem kom m\u00e9r \u00ed skilning um villuna.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var a\u00f0 fara yfir einkam\u00e1la-samskipti m\u00edn og s\u00e1 a\u00f0 einhver hefur spurt hvernig minn draumaprins s\u00e9. \u00c9g svara me\u00f0 \u00f6llu sem hann m\u00e1 EKKI vera. Ekki \u00f3regluma\u00f0ur, ekki me\u00f0 allt ni\u00f0ur um sig \u00ed fj\u00e1rm\u00e1lum,<\/em> \u00e9g skrifa\u00f0i m.a.s. ekki barnlaus<\/em>! \u00c9g tr\u00fai \u00feessu varla upp \u00e1 sj\u00e1lfa mig. \u00dearna hef \u00e9g veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 fl\u00fdta m\u00e9r og buna\u00f0 einhverju \u00fat \u00far m\u00e9r \u00ed „hugsunarleysi“ sem er \u00ed raun st\u00f3rh\u00e6ttuleg hugsun. \u00dea\u00f0 sjokkerar mig mest a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hverja setningu sem \u00e9g las kvikna\u00f0i mynd af einhverjum sem \u00e9g vil ekki e\u00f0a einhverjum sem er ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i. Sem merkir au\u00f0vita\u00f0 a\u00f0 undirme\u00f0vitund m\u00edn er hreinlega vi\u00f0brunnin af r\u00f6ngum \u00edmyndum.<\/p>\n Galdur byggir \u00e1 \u00feeirri hugmynd a\u00f0 hugsanir ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 veruleika og \u00fe\u00e1 skipti engu m\u00e1li hvort \u00fe\u00e6r eru j\u00e1kv\u00e6\u00f0ar e\u00f0a neikv\u00e6\u00f0ar, hvort ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 skili\u00f0 a\u00f0 f\u00e1 \u00f3skir s\u00ednar uppfylltar e\u00f0a hvort v\u00e6ntingar manns eru raunh\u00e6far. \u00dea\u00f0 skiptir heldur engu m\u00e1li hvort ma\u00f0ur setur „ekki“ fyrir framan, ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r \u00fea\u00f0 sem ma\u00f0ur er upptekinn af hvort sem ma\u00f0ur vill \u00fea\u00f0 e\u00f0a ekki. \u00c9g er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 alveg me\u00f0vitu\u00f0 um \u00feetta og \u00feessvegna \u00e1 \u00e9g t.d. me\u00f0 skriflega l\u00fdsingu \u00e1 m\u00ednum manni, sem felur eing\u00f6ngu \u00ed s\u00e9 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vil, ekki \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vil ekki.<\/p>\n \u00c9g \u00e1tta\u00f0i mig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00fearna \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0an fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef ekki fundi\u00f0 \u00feennan st\u00f3rkostlega mann, er ekki s\u00fa a\u00f0 hann s\u00e9 ekki til, heldur s\u00fa a\u00f0 m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman hef \u00e9g hugsa\u00f0 „fj\u00f6lskylduma\u00f0ur sem vill samb\u00fa\u00f0 til n\u00e6stu 60 \u00e1ra“<\/em> kannski 5 m\u00edn\u00fatur \u00e1 viku, me\u00f0 engan s\u00e9rstakan \u00ed huga en „ekki einhvern gosa sem hefur engan t\u00edma fyrir mig<\/em>“ 2 klukkut\u00edma \u00e1 dag og s\u00e9 um lei\u00f0 lj\u00f3slifandi fyrir m\u00e9r einhvern \u00f6rlagask\u00edth\u00e6l me\u00f0 hr\u00edfandi bros. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu er \u00e9g \u00fe\u00f3 b\u00fain a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00feeim \u00e1fanga a\u00f0 af\u00feakka strax \u00fea\u00f0 sem hentar m\u00e9r ekki en \u00fea\u00f0 er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekki n\u00f3g. Villan liggur \u00feannig a\u00f0 hluta \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00edmynd \u00feess sem \u00e9g vil samanstendur af skuggum og \u00fatl\u00ednum og er \u00fev\u00ed 10 sinnum veikari en \u00edmyndir \u00feess sem \u00e9g vil ekki og a\u00f0 hluta \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r loksins a\u00f0 tengja andlit vi\u00f0 fj\u00f6lskyldumanninn, \u00fe\u00e1 voru \u00fea\u00f0 andlit sem \u00e9g vildi ekki. Og \u00fear sem \u00e9g hugsa svona miki\u00f0 um \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g vil ekki, er \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega \u00fea\u00f0 sem rekur \u00e1 fj\u00f6rur m\u00ednar.<\/p>\n Feillinn var\u00f0 enn\u00fe\u00e1 auglj\u00f3sari \u00feegar \u00e9g r\u00e6ddi m\u00e1li\u00f0 vi\u00f0 norn sem \u00e9g \u00feekki. Sag\u00f0i henni a\u00f0 mig vanta\u00f0i \u00edmynd. H\u00fan spur\u00f0i hvernig \u00f3skama\u00f0urinn liti \u00fat og \u00e9g gat ekki svara\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed! \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00e9g gat sagt var a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 hl\u00fdtt bros og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e6tti a\u00f0 vera g\u00f3\u00f0 lykt af honum. \u00dearf vart a\u00f0 taka fram a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feekki s\u00e6g drullusokka sem brosa fallega og lykta vel. A\u00f0 lokum kom okkur saman um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 skynsamlegasta v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 nota \u00fe\u00e1 unglingslegu a\u00f0fer\u00f0 a\u00f0 tengja andlit einhverrar b\u00ed\u00f3mynda- e\u00f0a sj\u00f3nvarps\u00fe\u00e1ttapers\u00f3nu vi\u00f0 l\u00fdsinguna. House kemur auglj\u00f3slega ekki til greina, \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g s\u00e9 hrifin af \u00fe\u00e1tturnum. \u00c9g er b\u00e1lskotin \u00ed Alan Shore en \u00fearf v\u00edst ekki a\u00f0 sk\u00fdra n\u00e1nar hvers vegna \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 s\u00f6kkva m\u00e9r \u00ed draum\u00f3ra um \u00feann sorabelg. Johnny Depp er fallegasti karlma\u00f0ur veraldar en \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 hann \u00ed hlutverki sem \u00e9g get tengt vi\u00f0 \u00e6skilegan maka. Jack Sparrow er ekki beinl\u00ednis fj\u00f6lskylduv\u00e6nn og Satan og allir englarnir for\u00f0i m\u00e9r fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 giptast Johnny Cash. Lausnin er sems\u00e9 gullfallegur leikari, sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed hlutverki manns me\u00f0 sl\u00e6ma per\u00f3nubresti e\u00f0a \u00e1byr\u00f0arlauss flagara. Hall\u00e6rislegur l\u00fa\u00f0i er heldur ekki \u00e1 \u00f3skalistanum og Hugh Grant og Adam Sandler \u00fear me\u00f0 \u00fati \u00far myndinni.<\/p>\n \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur skr\u00fdtinn sunnudagur. \u00cd dag \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 planta \u00e6skilegri eiginmanns\u00edmynd \u00ed hausinn \u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g mun ekki \u00fer\u00edfa, m\u00e1la r\u00fanabor\u00f0, r\u00e1\u00f0a sunnudagskrossg\u00e1tuna e\u00f0a t\u00e6ta Tarsanbr\u00faskana \u00far handarkrikunum \u00e1 m\u00e9r me\u00f0 vaxstrimlum, heldur a\u00f0 horfa \u00e1 b\u00ed\u00f3myndir sem nornin hefur s\u00e9rvali\u00f0 fyrir mig, me\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0num karlleikara \u00ed a\u00f0alhlutverki. \u00c9g er svo brj\u00e1l\u00e6\u00f0islega heppin a\u00f0 fara svo sjaldan \u00ed b\u00ed\u00f3 a\u00f0 okkur t\u00f3kst a\u00f0 finna d\u00e1fagran leikara sem \u00e9g hef aldrei s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00ed hlutverki sem g\u00e6ti kl\u00fa\u00f0ra\u00f0 \u00edmyndinni.<\/p>\n \u00deetta ver\u00f0ur g\u00f3\u00f0ur dagur.<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n \u00feetta fannst m\u00e9r merkileg lesning.<\/p>\n fyrir m\u00e9r er \u00fatliti\u00f0 algj\u00f6rt aukaatri\u00f0i \u00feegar karlmenn eru annars vegar, g\u00e6ti falli\u00f0 fyrir Sigurj\u00f3ni Kjartans, J\u00f3ni Gnarr, Gu\u00f0na \u00c1g\u00fasts, jafnvel Margeiri hennar \u00d6nnu ef brosi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri hl\u00fdtt, lyktin r\u00e9tt og glimti\u00f0 \u00ed auganu akk\u00farat einmitt….(og ma\u00f0urinn \u00e1 lausu au\u00f0vita\u00f0 skilyr\u00f0i)<\/p>\n gangi \u00fe\u00e9r vel a\u00f0 finna draumahylki\u00f0 utan um s\u00e1luf\u00e9lagann og g\u00f3\u00f0a skemmtun;)<\/p>\n Posted by: baun<\/a> | 11.02.2007 | 11:33:39<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n \u00deetta vakti mig heldur betur til umhugsunar. Hef veri\u00f0 f\u00f6st \u00ed \u00feessum sama fasa, ekki bara hva\u00f0 var\u00f0ar hugsanlegan l\u00edfsf\u00f6runaut, heldur einnig var\u00f0andi vinnum\u00e1l. Alltaf a\u00f0 hugsa um hva\u00f0 \u00e9g vil EKKI, \u00feegar \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00e9g VIL. M\u00e9r finnst samt gott a\u00f0 vita a\u00f0 fleiri en \u00e9g bera perverskar tilfinningar til Alans Shore \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 geta \u00fatsk\u00fdrt \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n Posted by: lindablinda<\/a> | 11.02.2007 | 13:10:28<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n \u00fea\u00f0 lekur af Alan Shore kyn\u00feokkinn, skil ekki af hverju…<\/p>\n Posted by: baun<\/a> | 11.02.2007 | 13:18:26<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n \u00feetta er merkilegt! Posted by: inga hanna<\/a> | 11.02.2007 | 16:41:08<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n Send\u00b4ann til m\u00edn Inga Hanna. \u00c9g er b\u00fain a\u00f0 heita hundra\u00fe\u00fasundkalli \u00e1 \u00feann sem kynnir mig fyrir framt\u00ed\u00f0armaka m\u00ednum.<\/p>\n Posted by: Eva | 12.02.2007 | 8:10:03<\/p>\n ———————<\/p>\n hann er au\u00f0vita\u00f0 bara b\u00ed\u00f3karakter eins og \u00feessir alfullkomnu fyrir okkur allar! dettur f\u00e1um \u00ed hug a\u00f0 \u00feeir s\u00e9u til \u00ed alv\u00f6runni, \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur…<\/p>\n Posted by: inga hanna<\/a> | 12.02.2007 | 8:40:16<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g hef oft kasta\u00f0 \u00e1stargaldri. Ekki n\u00fdlega a\u00f0 v\u00edsu, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g er ekki r\u00e9tt innstillt \u00feessa dagana, en \u00e9g reyndi 4 sinnum \u00e1ri\u00f0 2006. \u00de\u00f3tt a\u00f0rir galdrar hafi veri\u00f0 m\u00e9r frekar au\u00f0veldir \u00e1 s\u00ed\u00f0asta \u00e1ri, hefur \u00e1stargaldurinn bara f\u00e6rt m\u00e9r … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n-Viltu hafa hann d\u00f6kkh\u00e6r\u00f0an?<\/em> spur\u00f0i h\u00fan og mynd af f\u00e1vita sem s\u00e6r\u00f0i mig fyrir mj\u00f6g m\u00f6rgum \u00e1rum poppa\u00f0i upp. \u00c9g reyndi a\u00f0 skipta yfir \u00ed lj\u00f3sh\u00e6r\u00f0an og s\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e1 fyrir m\u00e9r mannsorp nokkurt sem skildi ekki bara eftir \u00f6r \u00e1 s\u00e1linni \u00ed m\u00e9r, heldur dau\u00f0a bletti l\u00edka.
\n-Rau\u00f0h\u00e6r\u00f0an?<\/em> \u00c9g fl\u00fdtti m\u00e9r a\u00f0 blokkera myndina me\u00f0 t\u00f6lvuskj\u00e1 sem segir „SYNTAX ERROR“.<\/p>\n
\n\u00dearf a\u00f0 endurforrita.
\nHeyr\u00f0i einnig a\u00f0ra g\u00f3\u00f0a p\u00e6lingu um daginn, hef allt of oft sta\u00f0i\u00f0 mig a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hugsa um eitthva\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sem \u00e9g veit \u00ed raun ekkert um, en hef kannski tali\u00f0 a\u00f0 lif\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed l\u00edfi sem \u00e9g vil lifa og \u00f3ska\u00f0 \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri eins og \u00feau……… lif\u00f0i \u00feeirra l\u00edfi…..en kannski er l\u00edf \u00feeirra einn sk\u00edtur \u00e1 bakvi\u00f0 frontinn og \u00f3skir m\u00ednar \u00fev\u00ed eil\u00edft a\u00f0 r\u00e6tast. Hmmm?<\/p>\n
\nannars veit \u00e9g um einn alfullkominn sem \u00e9g hef\u00f0i gjarnan vilja klippa \u00fat\u00far b\u00ed\u00f3mynd og lifa happily ever after. held \u00e9g noti hann \u00ed m\u00edna skilgreiningu.<\/p>\n