\u00cd dag kom ungur ma\u00f0ur inn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 til m\u00edn, 10 e\u00f0a 12 \u00e1ra kotroskinn og keikur. Hann stakk a\u00f0 m\u00e9r vi\u00f0skiptahugmynd sem ekki hefur brug\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir \u00ed m\u00ednum villtustu fantas\u00edum.<\/p>\n
-\u00deessi b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 vera st\u00e6rri, sag\u00f0i a\u00f0d\u00e1ndinn ungi og \u00e9g samsinnti \u00fev\u00ed og sag\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6mi vel til greina a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra \u00fat kv\u00edarnar \u00ed fyllingu t\u00edmans ef \u00e9g fyndi hentugt h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i.
\n-\u00deetta sag\u00f0ir\u00f0u n\u00fa l\u00edka \u00feegar vi\u00f0 komum a\u00f0 kaupa j\u00f3lagjafir, svara\u00f0i hann einbeittur og horf\u00f0i beint \u00ed augun \u00e1 m\u00e9r. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0 eins og v\u00e6ru fj\u00f6gur \u00e1r s\u00ed\u00f0an hann kom hinga\u00f0 me\u00f0 m\u00f6mmu sinni upp \u00far mi\u00f0jum desember og a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 sta\u00f0in a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sv\u00edkja kosningalofor\u00f0. \u00c9g tauta\u00f0i eitthva\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 t\u00e6ki t\u00edma a\u00f0 safna peningum og finna r\u00e9tt h\u00fasn\u00e6\u00f0i, m\u00e9r til afs\u00f6kunar en f\u00e9kk \u00fe\u00e1 vi\u00f0skiptahugmynd aldarinnar \u00e1 silfurfati.
\n-\u00c9g veit sko nefnilega um h\u00fas sem \u00fe\u00fa getur fengi\u00f0, sag\u00f0i hann \u00edbygginn.
\n-N\u00fa, er \u00fea\u00f0 h\u00e9r \u00ed n\u00e1grenninu? spur\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er svol\u00edti\u00f0 langt fr\u00e1. Veistu hvar IKEA var \u00e1\u00f0ur?
\nJ\u00faj\u00fa, \u00e9g vissi \u00fea\u00f0 svosem.
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 h\u00fas er sko laust. \u00de\u00fa getur \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega fengi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0, sag\u00f0i minn me\u00f0 sannf\u00e6ringu.<\/p>\n
Og n\u00fa er \u00e9g au\u00f0vita\u00f0 \u00e1 fullu a\u00f0 skipuleggja. \u00c9g hugsa a\u00f0 \u00e9g setji reykelsin \u00ed s\u00f3fadeildina og alla 60 stokkana af tarotspilum \u00ed svefnherbergis\u00e1lmuna. Kr\u00e1kuv\u00e6ngirnir geta bara veri\u00f0 \u00ed Boltalandi. \u00c9g \u00e1 hvort sem er ekki nema tvo. \u00c9g f\u00e6 allavega n\u00f3g pl\u00e1ss til a\u00f0 b\u00e6ta vi\u00f0 sm\u00e1 fatna\u00f0i og b\u00f3kum. Sta\u00f0setningin er l\u00edka brilliant. \u00c9g meina, sj\u00e1i\u00f0i ekki fyrir ykkur f\u00f6studagsinnkaupin. R\u00famfatalagerinn; tv\u00f6 viskustykki og fimm her\u00f0atr\u00e9, B\u00f3nus; helgarsteik, Cheerios, appels\u00ednusafi og fleira, R\u00edki\u00f0, ein kippa af bj\u00f3r og ein hv\u00edtv\u00ednsflaska, Nornab\u00fa\u00f0in; ein girndarr\u00fan, nokkrir stokkar af sp\u00e1spilum, barnakrem, einn pakki af brenninetlu, slatti af rj\u00fapnal\u00f6ppum, tv\u00e6r skuldaf\u00e6lur og eitt hreind\u00fdrshorn … Allt \u00fea\u00f0 nau\u00f0synlegasta \u00e1 einum sta\u00f0.<\/p>\n
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\u00cd dag kom ungur ma\u00f0ur inn \u00ed b\u00fa\u00f0 til m\u00edn, 10 e\u00f0a 12 \u00e1ra kotroskinn og keikur. Hann stakk a\u00f0 m\u00e9r vi\u00f0skiptahugmynd sem ekki hefur brug\u00f0i\u00f0 fyrir \u00ed m\u00ednum villtustu fantas\u00edum. -\u00deessi b\u00fa\u00f0 \u00feyrfti a\u00f0 vera st\u00e6rri, sag\u00f0i a\u00f0d\u00e1ndinn ungi … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa