{"id":699,"date":"2003-11-09T00:15:48","date_gmt":"2003-11-09T00:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=699"},"modified":"2017-12-17T13:45:13","modified_gmt":"2017-12-17T13:45:13","slug":"veit-ekki-alveg-hvert-stefnir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2003\/11\/09\/veit-ekki-alveg-hvert-stefnir\/","title":{"rendered":"Veit ekki alveg hvert stefnir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eva: \u00daff, fjandinn sj\u00e1lfur, hva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e9g eiginlega a\u00f0 elda?<br \/>\nBirta: Lasanja au\u00f0vita\u00f0.<br \/>\nEva: Af hverju er \u00fea\u00f0 svona au\u00f0vita\u00f0?<br \/>\nBirta: \u00dea\u00f0 er gott, einfalt, getur ekki mistekist, \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 standa yfir \u00fev\u00ed.<br \/>\nEva: J\u00e1 en er \u00fea\u00f0 ekki a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 klisjukennt? \u00c9g meina vi\u00f0 eldum alltaf lasanja \u00feegar einhver kemur \u00ed mat \u00ed fyrsta sinn.<br \/>\nBirta: Hann veit \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.<br \/>\nEva: Nei en samt&#8230;<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Birta: Hva\u00f0 viltu gera? Elda eitthva\u00f0 frumlegt kannski? Og fara \u00e1 taugum yfir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 s\u00f3san s\u00e9 of s\u00f6lt e\u00f0a bokk\u00e1li\u00f0 of miki\u00f0 so\u00f0i\u00f0?<br \/>\nEva: Kannski finnst honum lasanja ekkert s\u00e9rstakt.<br \/>\nBirta: Lasanja ER ekkert s\u00e9rstakt, \u00fea\u00f0 er bara GOTT, \u00fea\u00f0 klikkar aldrei, \u00fe\u00fa r\u00e6\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Hann er ekki a\u00f0 koma til a\u00f0 f\u00e1 eitthva\u00f0 s\u00e9rstakt heldur til a\u00f0 hitta \u00feig, kynnast \u00fe\u00e9r.<br \/>\nEva: En heldur hann \u00fe\u00e1 ekki a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 lasanja? 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Ef \u00fe\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 gott \u00fe\u00e1 hl\u00fdtur \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera \u00fea\u00f0.<br \/>\nEva: En ef honum finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki?<br \/>\nBirta: N\u00fa \u00fe\u00e1 bara f\u00e6r hann s\u00e9r k\u00f3k e\u00f0a vatn e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0.<br \/>\nEva: Kannski gaukurinn \u00ed r\u00edkinu geti hj\u00e1lpa\u00f0 m\u00e9r&#8230;<br \/>\nBirta: B\u00edddu n\u00fa vi\u00f0, \u00e6tla\u00f0ir\u00f0u ekki a\u00f0 lofa honum a\u00f0 kynnast \u00fe\u00e9r? \u00c1 n\u00fa a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 b\u00faa til eitthva\u00f0 front! Velja eitthva\u00f0 sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00feekkir ekki bara til a\u00f0 blekkja hann! Svei \u00fe\u00e9r barasta!<br \/>\nEva: Kannski finnst honum mikilv\u00e6gt a\u00f0 kunna a\u00f0 velja v\u00edn. Kannski get \u00e9g l\u00e6rt a\u00f0 velja v\u00edn, \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann kemst a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g kann \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.<br \/>\nBirta: Satt segir\u00f0u. Hann horfir sennilega \u00e1 allar konur sem hann s\u00e9r og hugsar, hmmm&#8230; \u00feessi er ok, skyldi h\u00fan kunna a\u00f0 velja r\u00e9tt v\u00edn me\u00f0 pastanu?<br \/>\nEva: \u00d3kei, t\u00f6kum \u00fe\u00e1 Torres.<\/p>\n<p>Birta: Abbababbababb!!! Hva\u00f0a erindi \u00e1tt \u00fe\u00fa inn \u00ed \u00feessa n\u00e6rfatab\u00fa\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00edn?<br \/>\nEva: Okkur vantar n\u00e6rf\u00f6t.<br \/>\nBirta: Nei!<br \/>\nEva: \u00d3kei, mig LANGAR \u00ed n\u00fd n\u00e6rf\u00f6t.<br \/>\nBirta: \u00de\u00fa \u00e1tt vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feig langi a\u00f0 fara \u00daR n\u00fdjum n\u00e6rf\u00f6tum.<br \/>\nEva: Langar \u00fea\u00f0 kannski j\u00e1 en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00fear me\u00f0 sagt a\u00f0 \u00e9g l\u00e1ti \u00fea\u00f0 eftir m\u00e9r.<br \/>\nBirta: En \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar samt a\u00f0 kaupa \u00feau? N\u00fd n\u00e6rf\u00f6t, sem enginn hefur s\u00e9\u00f0 \u00feig \u00ed e\u00f0a snert e\u00f0a fundi\u00f0 lyktina af. Og \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6tlar bara a\u00f0 fara \u00ed \u00feau en ekki \u00far \u00feeim. Hver er n\u00fa a\u00f0 lj\u00faga a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfri s\u00e9r?<\/p>\n<p>Eva: Mig langar!<br \/>\nBirta: Vi\u00f0 vorum b\u00fanar a\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0a a\u00f0 b\u00ed\u00f0a.<br \/>\nEva: Mig langar samt!<br \/>\nBirta: Hver r\u00e6\u00f0ur h\u00e9r g\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00edn, \u00e9g e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00fa?<br \/>\nEva: Hjarta\u00f0 gerir ekkert sem h\u00f6fu\u00f0i\u00f0 tekur ekki \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed, ef \u00e9g kaupi n\u00e6rf\u00f6t \u00fe\u00e1 ert \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1byrg.<br \/>\nBirta: Einmitt og \u00feessvegna f\u00f6rum vi\u00f0 heim n\u00fana. Beinustu lei\u00f0.<br \/>\nEva: \u00d3kei, f\u00f6rum \u00fe\u00e1 heim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Eva: \u00daff, fjandinn sj\u00e1lfur, hva\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e9g eiginlega a\u00f0 elda? Birta: Lasanja au\u00f0vita\u00f0. Eva: Af hverju er \u00fea\u00f0 svona au\u00f0vita\u00f0? 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