Fyrir t\u00e6pu \u00e1ri tr\u00fa\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 d\u00f6musk\u00f3r \u00ed m\u00ednu n\u00fameri v\u00e6ru einfaldlega \u00f3f\u00e1anlegir nema kannski \u00ed Kolaportinu, nota\u00f0ir me\u00f0 sn\u00fanum h\u00e6l \u00far einhverju d\u00e1narb\u00fainu. \u00c9g leita\u00f0i og leita\u00f0i, spur\u00f0i og spur\u00f0i, r\u00e9\u00f0st \u00e1 litlar gular konur \u00e1 g\u00f6tu og yfirheyr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e6r um sk\u00f3kaup s\u00edn (\u00fe\u00e6r f\u00e1 s\u00edna sk\u00f3 senda fr\u00e1 Thailandi) hringdi \u00fat um allar trissur og ba\u00f0 alla sem \u00e9g \u00feekkti a\u00f0 hafa augun opin.<\/p>\n
Svo rakst \u00e9g loksins af tilviljun \u00e1 einu h\u00e6lah\u00e1u sk\u00f3na \u00e1 \u00cdslandi sem p\u00f6ssu\u00f0u \u00e1 mig. \u00deeir voru ekki yfirm\u00e1ta fallegir en ekki heldur lj\u00f3tir. \u00c9g keypti \u00fe\u00e1 og \u00f6\u00f0la\u00f0ist n\u00fdja tr\u00fa \u00e1 sk\u00f3smi\u00f0ast\u00e9ttinni. Viku s\u00ed\u00f0ar kom El\u00edas fr\u00e1 fyrirheitna landinu me\u00f0 fallegustu sk\u00f3 \u00ed heimi, me\u00f0 pinnah\u00e6l og allt. Svo f\u00e6r\u00f0i sj\u00fakrali\u00f0inn m\u00e9r tvenna sk\u00f3 sem d\u00f3ttir hennar gat ekki nota\u00f0. Systir m\u00edn datt ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 eina \u00f3sn\u00fana \u00ed Kolaportinu, Sigr\u00fan f\u00f3r til Boston og sneri til baka me\u00f0 ponkul\u00edtil h\u00e6last\u00edgv\u00e9l \u00ed farteskinu og \u00ed morgun reyndist vera til eitt sk\u00f3par \u00ed m\u00ednu n\u00fameri \u00e1 \u00cdslandi og vildi svo til a\u00f0 \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00ed einmitt \u00fe\u00e1 b\u00fa\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g \u00feurfti bara sta\u00f0festingu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri\u00f0 „h\u00e1h\u00e6lask\u00f3r sem passa \u00e1 mig, eru til s\u00f6lu, mei\u00f0a mig ekki og eru ekki hall\u00e6rislegir“ v\u00e6ri til \u00ed raunveruleikanum en ekki bara \u00ed hausnum \u00e1 m\u00e9r. Um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g f\u00e9kk \u00feessa sta\u00f0festingu var engu l\u00edkara en a\u00f0 \u00e9g la\u00f0a\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r br\u00faklega sk\u00f3. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sama gildi um karlmenn. \u00c9g \u00fearf bara a\u00f0 hitta einhvern einn sem hentar m\u00e9r nokkurnveginn. Bara eina einustu sta\u00f0festingu \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fyrirb\u00e6ri\u00f0 „almennilegur karlma\u00f0ur sem er \u00e1 lausu, sem vill mig og sem \u00e9g get or\u00f0i\u00f0 skotin \u00ed“ s\u00e9 til og \u00fe\u00e1 munu \u00feeir flykkjast a\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Annars stendur m\u00e9r svosem til bo\u00f0a a\u00f0 gerast hj\u00e1kona. \u00c9g hef alltaf liti\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00f6murlegt hlutskipti en \u00feegar allt kemur til alls \u00fe\u00e1 er \u00fea\u00f0 bara sko\u00f0un, bygg\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00e1kve\u00f0num ford\u00f3mum. \u00dea\u00f0 er svo \u00e1g\u00e6tt vi\u00f0 sko\u00f0anir a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 skipta um \u00fe\u00e6r ef \u00fe\u00e6r reynast ekki hentugar. \u00d6fugt vi\u00f0 t.d. nef. Ma\u00f0ur situr uppi me\u00f0 rangt nef nema ma\u00f0ur fari \u00ed erfi\u00f0a skur\u00f0a\u00f0ger\u00f0. \u00de\u00e1 eru n\u00fa rangar sko\u00f0anir sk\u00e1rri. En j\u00e1, \u00e9g er semsagt a\u00f0 hugsa d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 um muninn \u00e1 eiginkonu og hj\u00e1konu. Kannski er a\u00f0almunurinn s\u00e1 a\u00f0 hj\u00e1konan veit a\u00f0 h\u00fan er bara timabundin hj\u00e1sv\u00e6fa, ekki s\u00fa eina og s\u00e6ttir sig vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Eiginkonan lifir hinsvegar \u00ed grun um a\u00f0ra konu en ekki fullvissu, heldur a\u00f0 hj\u00f3nabandi\u00f0 s\u00e9 eitthva\u00f0 anna\u00f0 og merkilegra en t\u00edmabundi\u00f0 flipp og ver\u00f0ur fyrir st\u00f3rkostlegu \u00e1falli \u00feegar h\u00fan \u00e1ttar sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hlutirnir eru venjulega n\u00e1kv\u00e6mlega eins og \u00feeir l\u00edta \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera.<\/p>\n
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Fyrir t\u00e6pu \u00e1ri tr\u00fa\u00f0i \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 d\u00f6musk\u00f3r \u00ed m\u00ednu n\u00fameri v\u00e6ru einfaldlega \u00f3f\u00e1anlegir nema kannski \u00ed Kolaportinu, nota\u00f0ir me\u00f0 sn\u00fanum h\u00e6l \u00far einhverju d\u00e1narb\u00fainu. \u00c9g leita\u00f0i og leita\u00f0i, spur\u00f0i og spur\u00f0i, r\u00e9\u00f0st \u00e1 litlar gular konur \u00e1 g\u00f6tu og … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa