{"id":6851,"date":"2007-03-11T12:34:50","date_gmt":"2007-03-11T12:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/norn.pistillinn.is\/?p=6851"},"modified":"2017-09-08T11:45:21","modified_gmt":"2017-09-08T11:45:21","slug":"gaettu-ad-thvi-hvad-thu-gerir-kona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.norn.is\/sapuopera\/2007\/03\/11\/gaettu-ad-thvi-hvad-thu-gerir-kona\/","title":{"rendered":"G\u00e6ttu a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa gerir kona!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sonur minn S\u00e9rvitur kom heim um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt, lyktandi eins og hangikj\u00f6tsl\u00e6ri. Haf\u00f0i fari\u00f0 me\u00f0 Bj\u00f6rgunarsveitinni upp \u00e1 Tindfj\u00f6ll og lent \u00ed \u00e6vint\u00fdri sem f\u00f3l \u00ed s\u00e9r reykjandi kam\u00ednu.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\u00cd morgun kom hann svo fram og beindi haukfr\u00e1num sj\u00f3num s\u00ednum a\u00f0 st\u00f3lbaki \u00fear sem hann haf\u00f0i skili\u00f0 jakkann sinn eftir um n\u00f3ttina. Urra\u00f0i vonskulega og kraf\u00f0i mig sk\u00fdringar \u00e1 fjarveru \u00feessa g\u00f3ritex d\u00fdrgrips. \u00c9g tj\u00e1\u00f0i honum a\u00f0 \u00falpan v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 sj\u00e1lfs\u00f6g\u00f0u \u00ed \u00fevottav\u00e9linni enda hef\u00f0i h\u00fan lykta\u00f0 eins og reykh\u00fas.<\/p>\n<p>Hann gekk af hverjum einasta gafli sem finnanlegur er \u00ed h\u00fasinu. Hvort \u00e9g v\u00e6ri endanlega b\u00fain a\u00f0 missa \u00fea\u00f0. Ger\u00f0i \u00e9g m\u00e9r ekki grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fativistarfatna\u00f0ur v\u00e6ri vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mur og \u00feyldi ekki \u00fevott? \u00c9g vissi ekki alveg hvort \u00e9g \u00e1tti a\u00f0 hl\u00e6ja, gr\u00e1ta e\u00f0a fela mig \u00feegar fro\u00f0an t\u00f3k a\u00f0 leka \u00fat um munnvikin \u00e1 honum. \u00deessi fl\u00edk hefur au\u00f0vita\u00f0 margoft veri\u00f0 \u00fevegin \u00ed \u00fevottav\u00e9l enda er h\u00fan ekki \u00far kan\u00ednuull. \u00c9g spur\u00f0i hvort hann h\u00e9ldi \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 s\u00e9rhanna\u00f0ur \u00fativistarfatna\u00f0ur \u00feyldi ekki bleytu en hann st\u00f3\u00f0 \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed fastar en f\u00f3tunum a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri b\u00fain a\u00f0 ey\u00f0ileggja b\u00e6\u00f0i \u00falpuna og l\u00edfshamingju hans. A\u00f0 lokum s\u00f3tti \u00e9g a\u00f0ra fl\u00edk \u00far sama efni og ba\u00f0 hann vessg\u00fa a\u00f0 lesa \u00fevottalei\u00f0beiningarnar. Hafi hann veri\u00f0 \u00e6stur \u00e1\u00f0ur t\u00f3k n\u00fa steininn \u00far. &#8222;DO NOT CLEAN!&#8220; orga\u00f0i hann og brann eldur \u00far augum. \u00c9g t\u00f3k fl\u00edkina af honum og las h\u00e1tt og sk\u00fdrt &#8222;Do not dry clean&#8220;, s\u00fdndi honum svo mi\u00f0ann sem s\u00fdnir \u00fevottabala merktan 40\u00b0C. Hann heldur \u00fev\u00ed enn\u00fe\u00e1 fram a\u00f0 \u00falpan \u00feoli ekki \u00fevott.<\/p>\n<p>Hann heldur \u00fev\u00ed reyndar l\u00edka fram a\u00f0 klifurb\u00fana\u00f0urinn hans s\u00e9 svo vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mur a\u00f0 hann \u00feoli ekki a\u00f0 vera f\u00e6r\u00f0ur \u00far sta\u00f0.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sonur minn S\u00e9rvitur kom heim um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt, lyktandi eins og hangikj\u00f6tsl\u00e6ri. 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