\u00cd g\u00e6rmorgun sat \u00e9g uppi \u00ed \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arb\u00f3khl\u00f6\u00f0u en var\u00f0 ekkert \u00far verki. Mig langa\u00f0i \u00ed kaffi en gat ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 einhverja kaffistofuna \u00e1 h\u00e1sk\u00f3lasv\u00e6\u00f0inu. Eins og einn karakterinn \u00ed KVETCH or\u00f0ar \u00fea\u00f0; \u00e9g dey innan um f\u00f3lk. \u00c9g f\u00f3r upp \u00ed Perlu en gekk illa a\u00f0 n\u00e1 sambandi vi\u00f0 afgrei\u00f0slud\u00f6muna sem var a\u00f0 p\u00fassa bor\u00f0 og t\u00f3k ekki eftir m\u00e9r. Annar k\u00fanni, karlma\u00f0ur, d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 eldri en \u00e9g og greinilega heimavanur \u00e1 kaffiter\u00edunni, kalla\u00f0i \u00e1 hana me\u00f0 nafni og r\u00e9tti m\u00e9r bolla. \u00c9g settist ni\u00f0ur me\u00f0 verkefni\u00f0 mitt og hann settist ni\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 n\u00e6sta bor\u00f0 \u00e1samt manni sem var me\u00f0 honum.<\/p>\n
Stuttu s\u00ed\u00f0ar st\u00f3\u00f0 hann upp, kom til m\u00edn og bau\u00f0st til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja fyrir mig \u00e1b\u00f3t \u00e1 kaffi\u00f0. \u00c9g var h\u00e1lfhr\u00e6r\u00f0 yfir \u00feessum almennilegheitum. \u00c9g leit ekki einu sinni vel \u00fat, \u00f3m\u00e1lu\u00f0 \u00ed jogginbuxum me\u00f0 m\u00e1lningarslettum, v\u00ed\u00f0u r\u00fallukragapeysunni sem Sp\u00fankhildur eftirl\u00e9t m\u00e9r \u00feegar h\u00fan flutti, sj\u00faska\u00f0ri \u00falpu af Pysjunni og sk\u00f3m sem hafa aldrei veri\u00f0 bursta\u00f0ir. Hann f\u00e6r\u00f0i m\u00e9r kaffi\u00f0 og h\u00e1lft\u00edma s\u00ed\u00f0ar kom hann aftur a\u00f0 bor\u00f0inu og spur\u00f0i hvort \u00e9g ger\u00f0i r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 koma \u00ed morgunkaffi \u00ed Perluna aftur \u00e1 svipu\u00f0um t\u00edma morgun. Samt haf\u00f0i ekkert augngotuda\u00f0ur n\u00e9 neitt \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 veruna \u00e1tt s\u00e9r sta\u00f0 \u00e1 milli okkar.
\n-J\u00e1, laug \u00e9g, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 svo heillandi \u00feegar f\u00f3lk gengur hreint til verks og eftir \u00fea\u00f0 kynntum vi\u00f0 okkur, \u00e9g man ekkert hva\u00f0 hann heitir.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g safna \u00e1hugaver\u00f0u f\u00f3lki og sleppi aldrei t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 kynnast \u00feeim sem vekja forvitni m\u00edna vi\u00f0 fyrstu kynni. Yfirleitt kynnist \u00e9g \u00feessum karakterum ekki n\u00f3gu vel til a\u00f0 \u00far \u00fev\u00ed ver\u00f0i langvarandi vin\u00e1tta en \u00fea\u00f0 er samt \u00feess vir\u00f0i. \u00deetta litla atvik \u00ed Perlunni ber vott um \u00e1kve\u00f0i\u00f0 blyg\u00f0unarleysi og \u00fea\u00f0 vekur \u00e1huga minn. M\u00e9r lei\u00f0ist svo \u00f3skaplega miki\u00f0 a\u00f0 umgangast f\u00f3lk sem skammast s\u00edn fyrir sj\u00e1lft sig og \u00fea\u00f0 er alls ekki algengt a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk geri bara \u00fea\u00f0 sem \u00fev\u00ed dettur \u00ed hug, \u00f3drukki\u00f0 fyrir h\u00e1degi \u00e1 mi\u00f0vikudegi, \u00fe\u00f3tt eina \u00e1h\u00e6ttan sem fylgi \u00fev\u00ed s\u00e9 kurteisleg h\u00f6fnun. Ma\u00f0urinn veit ekkert um mig og sennilega finnst honum \u00e9g bara s\u00e6t og hefur hugsa\u00f0 sem svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti veri\u00f0 gaman a\u00f0 t\u00e9kka \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvort \u00feessi huggulega kona s\u00e9 l\u00edka vi\u00f0r\u00e6\u00f0ug\u00f3\u00f0. Flestir hef\u00f0u hugsa\u00f0 sem svo a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 n\u00fa \u00e1 m\u00f6rkum \u00feess a\u00f0 vera vi\u00f0eigandi a\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00e1\u00f0a bl\u00e1\u00f3kunnuga manneskju, bara af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan er ekki beinl\u00ednis lj\u00f3t. Flestir hef\u00f0u l\u00e1ti\u00f0 m\u00f6guleikann \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 h\u00fan \u00e6tti mann, stoppa sig, \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 velta fyrir s\u00e9r \u00feeim m\u00f6guleika a\u00f0 h\u00fan g\u00e6ti hugsanlega veri\u00f0 n\u00f3gu \u00e1hugaver\u00f0 til a\u00f0 yr\u00f0i kannski gaman a\u00f0 kynnast henni \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 b\u00f3lfarir v\u00e6ru \u00e1 stefnuskr\u00e1nni.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er sums\u00e9 \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni \u00ed Perluna til a\u00f0 hitta \u00feennan \u00f3kunnuga mann. Kannski fannst honum \u00e9g ekkert s\u00e9rstaklega s\u00e6t. Kannski ve\u00f0ja\u00f0i hann bara vi\u00f0 vin sinn um a\u00f0 hann g\u00e6ti fengi\u00f0 \u00feessa \u00f3g\u00e6fulegu kvenmannsnefnu til a\u00f0 m\u00e6ta \u00ed morgunkaffi, \u00feokkalega tilh\u00f6f\u00f0, greidd, snyrt og huggulega kl\u00e6dd. Ef svo er vinnur hann ve\u00f0m\u00e1li\u00f0. \u00c9g er ekki alveg b\u00fain a\u00f0 gera upp vi\u00f0 mig hverju \u00e9g \u00e6tla a\u00f0 lj\u00faga a\u00f0 honum um sj\u00e1lfa mig. L\u00e6t \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ast. Ef hann reynist \u00e1hugavert ranns\u00f3knarefni er morgninum vel vari\u00f0 og \u00fe\u00e1 bi\u00f0 \u00e9g hann um s\u00edman\u00famer. Ef \u00e9g kve\u00f0 kurteislega eftir kaffibollann og neita a\u00f0 afhenda s\u00edman\u00famer, hefur hann anna\u00f0hvort reynst \u00f3m\u00f3tst\u00e6\u00f0ilegt sjarmaknippi sem \u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 \u00f3sk heitasta a\u00f0 gera mig r\u00edka og hamingjusama og engin lei\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00feori a\u00f0 taka \u00e1h\u00e6ttuna \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann h\u00e6tti vi\u00f0 \u00feegar hann \u00e1ttar sig \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hver \u00e9g er, e\u00f0a \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst hann lei\u00f0inlegur. Ef \u00e9g gef honum sl\u00f3\u00f0ina \u00e1 \u00feessa nets\u00ed\u00f0u, getur hann teki\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed sem merki um a\u00f0 ekkert af ofangreindu eigi vi\u00f0.<\/p>\n
Og n\u00fa ver\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00edst a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu \u00ed bili, spartla \u00ed hrukkurnar og draga fram einhvern fatna\u00f0 sem l\u00edtur \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera keyptur me\u00f0 mig \u00ed huga en ekki Sigr\u00fanu e\u00f0a systur m\u00edna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cd g\u00e6rmorgun sat \u00e9g uppi \u00ed \u00dej\u00f3\u00f0arb\u00f3khl\u00f6\u00f0u en var\u00f0 ekkert \u00far verki. Mig langa\u00f0i \u00ed kaffi en gat ekki hugsa\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 einhverja kaffistofuna \u00e1 h\u00e1sk\u00f3lasv\u00e6\u00f0inu. Eins og einn karakterinn \u00ed KVETCH or\u00f0ar \u00fea\u00f0; \u00e9g dey innan um … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa