G\u00edsli Marteinn \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu. Drottinn minn d\u00fdri, a\u00f0 \u00feeim hj\u00e1 R\u00edkis\u00fatvarpinu skuli detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a manni upp \u00e1 \u00feennan sme\u00f0julega, s\u00edflissandi karlt\u00e1ning, hvert einasta laugardagskv\u00f6ld. Og a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in skuli velja \u00feetta „sj\u00f3nvarpsmann \u00e1rsins“, hv\u00edl\u00edk smekkleysa, \u00e9g segi ekki meir.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r er \u00f3glatt af lei\u00f0indum.\u00a0Sigr\u00fan or\u00f0in veik, einhver anorex\u00eduvinkonan hj\u00e1 systur minni og \u00fe\u00e6r \u00f6rugglega \u00e1 lei\u00f0 \u00fat \u00e1 l\u00edfi\u00f0. Ef \u00e9g teldi 0.1% l\u00edkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r \u00e6tlu\u00f0u \u00e1 reyklausan sta\u00f0 (ef hann er \u00fe\u00e1 til h\u00e9r \u00e1 landi \u00e1) myndi \u00e9g kannski s\u00e6kjast eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 druslast me\u00f0 \u00feeim, ef \u00e9g nennti \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 m\u00e1la mig, sem m\u00e9r \u00feykir annars \u00f3l\u00edklegt.<\/p>\n
Sonur minn \u00feungarokkarinn er \u00e1 „hljonstr\u00e6ngu“ \u00f6rugglega „gegt \u00e6sslegri“ og Pysjan a\u00f0 gera mig ge\u00f0veika (e\u00f0a kannski geika?) me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 spila „Siggi var \u00fati“ \u00e1 g\u00edtarinn li\u00f0langan daginn, \u00fdmist \u00ed \u00de\u00f3rsmerkur\u00fatg\u00e1funni e\u00f0a p\u00f6nk\u00fatg\u00e1funni og syngja me\u00f0 af l\u00edfs og s\u00e1larkr\u00f6ftum. R\u00f6ddin \u00fdmist einhverssta\u00f0ar fyrir ofan s\u00f3praninn e\u00f0a ne\u00f0an vi\u00f0 bassa og lagl\u00ednan sem hann syngur \u00ed litlu samr\u00e6mi vi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 sem almennt er notu\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00feessa hlj\u00f3masamsetningu. Helsta lei\u00f0in til a\u00f0 bera kennsl \u00e1 lagi\u00f0 er s\u00fa a\u00f0 hlusta eftir textanum. Oj\u00e6ja, unglingur sem syngur h\u00e1st\u00f6fum allan daginn og skeytir engu um m\u00faturnar, getur varla veri\u00f0 mj\u00f6g \u00f3hamingjusamur, svo \u00e9g kvarta ekki. Br\u00f3\u00f0ir hans var l\u00edka rammfalskur \u00e1 hans aldrei en heldur lagi \u00ed dag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
G\u00edsli Marteinn \u00ed sj\u00f3nvarpinu. Drottinn minn d\u00fdri, a\u00f0 \u00feeim hj\u00e1 R\u00edkis\u00fatvarpinu skuli detta \u00ed hug a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a manni upp \u00e1 \u00feennan sme\u00f0julega, s\u00edflissandi karlt\u00e1ning, hvert einasta laugardagskv\u00f6ld. Og a\u00f0 \u00fej\u00f3\u00f0in skuli velja \u00feetta „sj\u00f3nvarpsmann \u00e1rsins“, hv\u00edl\u00edk smekkleysa, \u00e9g segi ekki … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa