\u00c9g heims\u00f3tti f\u00e9laga minn \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi \u00fev\u00ed hann \u00feurfti a\u00f0 kynna m\u00e9r sm\u00e1 verkefni sem hann vill f\u00e1 mig til a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 var kalt inni hj\u00e1 honum svo hann l\u00e1na\u00f0i m\u00e9r peysu. \u00dea\u00f0 var str\u00e1kalykt af henni og mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 gr\u00fafa andliti\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur \u00ed hana og andvarpa. En svolei\u00f0is gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki fyrir framan anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk. Allavega ekki fyrir framan eiganda peysunnar. Allavega ekki ef hann \u00e1 konu. E\u00f0a unnustu eins og hann kallar hana.<\/p>\n
M\u00e9r finnst mj\u00f6g skr\u00fdti\u00f0 a\u00f0 heyra f\u00f3lk \u00e1 m\u00ednum aldri nota or\u00f0i\u00f0 unnusta. \u00c9g f\u00f3r a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 kannski hef\u00f0i unnustan veri\u00f0 \u00ed peysunni daginn \u00e1\u00f0ur og \u00fe\u00e1 v\u00e6ri \u00feetta ekki lyktin af honum heldur af \u00feeim b\u00e1\u00f0um. En \u00e9g fann enga unnustulykt af peysunni og mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 taka hana me\u00f0 m\u00e9r heim (\u00fe.e.a.s. peysuna en ekki unnustuna) og grenja mig \u00ed svefn ofan \u00ed \u00feennan yndislega ilm, sem \u00e9g tengi samt ekki vi\u00f0 pers\u00f3nu heldur bara vi\u00f0 d\u00fdrategundina karlmann.<\/p>\n
Eva: Mig langar \u00ed snertingu. M\u00e9r l\u00edkar ekki alltaf s\u00e9rlega vel vi\u00f0 skynsemina \u00ed m\u00e9r en \u00e9g \u00e1 enga vini sem \u00e9g get s\u00ed\u00f0ur veri\u00f0 \u00e1n og h\u00fan er enginn vitleysingur svo \u00e9g leyfi henni venjulega a\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0a. \u00deessvegna stoppa\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki lengur en nau\u00f0synlegt var. \u00deegar \u00e9g f\u00f3r \u00far peysunni spur\u00f0i hann hvers vegna \u00e9g v\u00e6ri svona „undirfur\u00f0uleg“. \u00dea\u00f0 er l\u00edka or\u00f0 sem enginn annar notar.<\/p>\n \u00c9g\u00a0sag\u00f0ist bara vera svona en sannleikurinn er s\u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00e9g var ekkert undirfur\u00f0uleg heldur bara vandr\u00e6\u00f0aleg. \u00c9g vissi nefnilega hva\u00f0 hann h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 hugsa en \u00e9g var ekki a\u00f0 hugsa \u00fea\u00f0 sem hann h\u00e9lt og m\u00e9r fannst jafn vandr\u00e6\u00f0alegt a\u00f0 nefna \u00fea\u00f0 og a\u00f0 \u00feegja. \u00c9g fann a\u00f0 hann fann alveg hva\u00f0 mig langa\u00f0i miki\u00f0 \u00ed snertingu og hann var a\u00f0 hugsa um a\u00f0 sennilega hef\u00f0i \u00e9g alltaf veri\u00f0 svol\u00edti\u00f0 veik fyrir honum og ef hann fa\u00f0ma\u00f0i mig a\u00f0 skilna\u00f0i, g\u00e6ti hann vaki\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00e9r skr\u00edmsli\u00f0. Og \u00fear sem hann er ofurr\u00f3mant\u00edskur tilfinningavingull, fannst honum \u00e1rei\u00f0anlega eitthva\u00f0 mj\u00f6g fallegt og \u00f3gnvekjandi vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0. Og af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann er frekar edr\u00fa \u00feessa dagana snerti hann mig ekki. En ef \u00e9g hef\u00f0i bo\u00f0i\u00f0 s\u00e9rstaklega upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 hef\u00f0i hann samt gert \u00fea\u00f0. Og \u00fea\u00f0 ger\u00f0i \u00e9g ekki.<\/p>\n \u00c9g var vandr\u00e6\u00f0aleg \u00fat af \u00feessu og kannski l\u00edka af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 mig langa\u00f0i a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0 hann: \u00dea\u00f0 hvarfla\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja Haffa um a\u00f0 l\u00e1na m\u00e9r bol til a\u00f0 grenja ofan \u00ed en hann reykir.<\/p>\n MimmiSan reykti ekki s\u00ed\u00f0ast \u00feegar \u00e9g vissi og Keli reykir ekki heldur en ma\u00f0ur bankar ekki upp \u00e1 hj\u00e1 vir\u00f0ulegum heimilisfe\u00f0rum undir mi\u00f0n\u00e6tti \u00e1 f\u00f6studagskv\u00f6ldi og bi\u00f0ur fr\u00fana \u00e1 heimilinu vinsamlegast a\u00f0 lofa s\u00e9r a\u00f0 gramsa \u00ed \u00f3hreina tauinu. Svolei\u00f0is bara gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki. \u00de\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 einmana. Auk \u00feess eru f\u00f6tin \u00feeirra beggja sj\u00e1lfsagt lyktandi af ungbarna\u00e6lu og eiginkonum.<\/p>\n Birta: Af hverju pr\u00f3far\u00f0u ekki doktorinn? Ekki\u00a0reykir hann. Eva: Afsaka\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00e9g kem \u00e1 svona \u00f3kristilegum t\u00edma og \u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vilt ekkert giftast m\u00e9r e\u00f0a neitt en \u00e9g var bara a\u00f0 hugsa um hvort \u00fe\u00fa \u00e6ttir ekki \u00f3hreinan bol til a\u00f0 l\u00e1na m\u00e9r. Me\u00f0 lyktinni af \u00fe\u00e9r, \u00fe\u00fa skilur. Doktorinn: Hva\u00f0 er \u00feetta manneskja, getur\u00f0u ekki fengi\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r dild\u00f3 eins og a\u00f0rar konur? Doktorinn: Gott og vel \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00e9g skilji hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa meinar, \u00fe\u00fa m\u00e1tt f\u00e1 \u00feennan. Doktorinn: J\u00e6ja, \u00e9g hef \u00fe\u00e1 \u00feinn og \u00fe\u00fa minn. Eva: Heldur\u00f0u \u00ed alv\u00f6ru a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 yr\u00f0i svona? \u00dea\u00f0 er svol\u00edti\u00f0 skr\u00fdti\u00f0 en \u00fe\u00f3tt ilmur af karlmanni veki svona vi\u00f0kv\u00e6mar kenndir hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r, \u00feekki \u00e9g mennina \u00ed l\u00edfi\u00a0m\u00ednu ekki \u00ed sundur \u00e1 lyktinni. \u00c9g myndi ekki \u00feekkja lyktina af honum ind\u00e6la, litla Halla m\u00ednum \u00ed dag, \u00fe\u00f3tt hann hafi b\u00fai\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og sofi\u00f0 \u00ed fanginu \u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00ed heilt \u00e1r. \u00c9g myndi heldur ekki \u00feekkja lyktina af manninum sem \u00e1tti ekki t\u00edkall og \u00e9g syrg\u00f0i svo s\u00e1rt a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 gekk vitfirringu n\u00e6st. \u00c9g myndi hinsvegar \u00feekkja \u00f3\u00feefinn af bolnum sem hann skildi eftir hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r \u00feegar hann f\u00f3r, og \u00e9g grenja\u00f0i ofan \u00ed m\u00e1nu\u00f0um saman, \u00fear til f\u00f3stursonur minn t\u00f3k af skari\u00f0 og setti hann \u00ed \u00fevott. \u00deetta hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i skynsamlega og \u00e1 endanum leyf\u00f0i \u00e9g honum a\u00f0 setja bolinn \u00ed \u00fevott. Hann bau\u00f0 m\u00e9r bol af sj\u00e1lfum s\u00e9r \u00ed sta\u00f0inn en hann var bara 16 \u00e1ra og nota\u00f0i sjamp\u00f3i\u00f0 mitt, svitaspreyi\u00f0 mitt og ilmvatni\u00f0 mitt (Anais Anais) svo \u00fea\u00f0 var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 ekkert \u00fea\u00f0 sama. \u00c9g t\u00f3k samt vi\u00f0 bolnum, bara af \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var svo fallega hugsa\u00f0 af honum. \u00cd dag \u00feekki \u00e9g heldur ekki lyktina af honum f\u00f3stursyni m\u00ednum, enda er hann fullor\u00f0inn og h\u00e6ttur a\u00f0 nota ilmvatni\u00f0 mitt.<\/p>\n \u00dea\u00f0 er svol\u00edti\u00f0 asnalegt a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 l\u00edmingunum vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 finna ilminn af l\u00edkama einhvers karlmanns, \u00fe\u00f3tt ma\u00f0ur \u00feekki ekki einusinni lyktina af \u00feeim sem manni \u00feykir v\u00e6nt um. Kannski er samt \u00fea\u00f0 skr\u00fdtnasta vi\u00f0 \u00feetta allt saman a\u00f0 eftir \u00f6ll \u00feessi \u00e1r \u00feekki \u00e9g engan l\u00edkams\u00feef betur en lyktina af honum MimmaSan sem enn\u00fe\u00e1 lo\u00f0ir vi\u00f0 fatna\u00f0 Pysjunnar \u00feegar hann kemur heim eftir pabbahelgar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c9g heims\u00f3tti f\u00e9laga minn \u00ed g\u00e6rkv\u00f6ldi \u00fev\u00ed hann \u00feurfti a\u00f0 kynna m\u00e9r sm\u00e1 verkefni sem hann vill f\u00e1 mig til a\u00f0 vinna me\u00f0 s\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 var kalt inni hj\u00e1 honum svo hann l\u00e1na\u00f0i m\u00e9r peysu. \u00dea\u00f0 var str\u00e1kalykt af henni … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\nBirta: Sl\u00edkt er ekki \u00ed bo\u00f0i g\u00f3\u00f0a m\u00edn.
\nEva: Mig vantar<\/strong> snertingu.
\nBirta: S\u00fdnist \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feetta eil\u00edf\u00f0arbl\u00f3m ekki einf\u00e6rt um a\u00f0 kl\u00fa\u00f0ra l\u00edfi s\u00ednu?
\nEva: \u00c9g myndi ekkert l\u00e1ta \u00fea\u00f0 ganga lengra.
\nBirta: Hann er karlma\u00f0ur bj\u00e1ninn \u00feinn. Karlmenn eru heimskir. \u00deeir gera ekki greinarmun \u00e1 horm\u00f3nasprengju og kynfer\u00f0islegri einsemd. Hann myndi bara leggjast \u00ed s\u00e1larfl\u00e6kjur og sektarkennd.
\nEva: \u00c9g \u00deARF<\/strong> snertingu.
\nBirta: J\u00e1j\u00e1. Ma\u00f0ur f\u00e6r ekki allt sem ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf.
\nEva: \u00c9g hef alltaf veri\u00f0 til sta\u00f0ar fyrir hann.
\nBirta: Og hann fyrir \u00feig?
\nEva: Nauhtsh!
\nBirta: Og hva\u00f0 segir \u00fea\u00f0 okkur?<\/p>\n
\n-M\u00e1 \u00e9g taka peysuna \u00fe\u00edna me\u00f0 m\u00e9r heim og grenja ofan \u00ed hana \u00ed n\u00f3tt? \u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert pers\u00f3nulegt. \u00c9g \u00feekki ekki einu sinni lyktina af \u00fe\u00e9r og peysa af hva\u00f0a karlmanni sem er k\u00e6mi a\u00f0 s\u00f6mu notum, svo framarlega sem h\u00fan v\u00e6ri ekki svitastokkin e\u00f0a reykmettu\u00f0.
\nOg hann hef\u00f0i sennilega ekki skili\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0.Svo bara f\u00f3r \u00e9g.<\/p>\n
\nEva: B\u00edddu n\u00fa vi\u00f0! \u00c1tt \u00fe\u00fa ekki a\u00f0 vera skynsamari hlutinn af m\u00e9r?
\nBirta: \u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 ekki eins gali\u00f0 og \u00fe\u00fa heldur. \u00dea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti or\u00f0i\u00f0 svona:<\/p>\n
\nDoktorinn: \u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera bilu\u00f0 kona \u00de\u00fa \u00feekkir ekki einu sinni lyktina af m\u00e9r.
\nEva: \u00de\u00fa hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 lykta eins og karlma\u00f0ur, fjandinn hafi \u00fea\u00f0.
\nDoktorinn: Eva m\u00edn, \u00e9g hef svol\u00edti\u00f0 velt \u00feessu fyrir m\u00e9r me\u00f0 bilunina \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r og \u00e9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa drekkur ekki miki\u00f0 en getur ekki veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa notir stundum mj\u00f6g miki\u00f0 k\u00f3ka\u00edn? \u00dea\u00f0 er h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 hj\u00e1lpa f\u00f3lki eins og \u00fe\u00e9r. \u00c9g get fundi\u00f0 fyrir \u00feig s\u00edman\u00fameri\u00f0 hj\u00e1 S\u00c1\u00c1 ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt.
\nEva: \u00c9g nota ekki v\u00edmuefni, \u00e9g er bara svona. F\u00e6 \u00e9g ekki bol hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert pers\u00f3nulegt, \u00e9g \u00feekki bara svo f\u00e1a sem reykja ekki.<\/p>\n
\nEva: \u00de\u00fa misskilur mig, \u00feetta er ekki kynfer\u00f0islegt, \u00e9g er bara einmana.
\nDoktorinn: \u00c9g er l\u00edka einmana. \u00c9g heg\u00f0a m\u00e9r ekki eins og f\u00edfl fyrir \u00fev\u00ed.
\nEva: \u00c9g skal vera hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r ef \u00fe\u00fa ert einmana.
\nDoktorinn: \u00c9g er einmana, ekki galinn.
\nEva: En \u00e9g er samt h\u00e6filega galin svo heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00fdnir m\u00e9r ekki \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6rleiksbrag\u00f0 a\u00f0 l\u00e1na m\u00e9r \u00f3hreinan bol af \u00fe\u00e9r?
\nDoktorinn: Hva\u00f0 viltu \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00e6st? Skr\u00ed\u00f0a upp \u00ed r\u00fam til m\u00edn og \u00feefa af skegginu \u00e1 m\u00e9r?
\nEva: Ekki skegginu, \u00e9g er svol\u00edti\u00f0 hr\u00e6dd vi\u00f0 skegg.
\nDoktorinn: J\u00e1 en \u00c9G er me\u00f0 skegg!
\nEva: \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0, \u00feessvegna bi\u00f0 \u00e9g bara um \u00f3hreinan bol.<\/p>\n
\nEva: Takk, \u00e9g skal skila honum \u00e1 morgun.
\nDoktorinn: Ekki samt sn\u00fdta \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed hann.
\nEva: Nei, nei \u00e9g geri \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.
\nDoktorinn: F\u00e6 \u00e9g ekki bol af \u00fe\u00e9r \u00ed sta\u00f0inn?
\nEva: Au\u00f0vita\u00f0.
\nDoktorinn: B\u00edddu, ekki fara \u00far honum svo \u00e9g sj\u00e1i.
\nEva: Sn\u00fa\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fe\u00e1 undan.<\/p>\n
\nEva: J\u00e1. \u00c9g fer \u00fe\u00e1 n\u00fana.
\nDoktorinn: J\u00e1. \u00fea\u00f0 er v\u00edst best.
\nEva: G\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt.
\nDoktorinn: G\u00f3\u00f0a n\u00f3tt.<\/p>\n
\nBirta: Ert\u00b4ekki \u00ed lagi? Au\u00f0vita\u00f0 er \u00e9g a\u00f0 dj\u00f3ka \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r.
\nEva: \u00de\u00fa ert belja.
\nBirta: Og \u00fe\u00fa ert f\u00edfl.<\/p>\n
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert klikku\u00f0 Eva, sag\u00f0i hann. Ef mannf\u00fdlan lykta\u00f0i eins og \u00feessi bolur \u00fe\u00e1 k\u00e6mi engin kona n\u00e1l\u00e6gt honum, hann fengi ekki einu sinni vinnu.
\n-Ilmurinn af honum er samt \u00fearna l\u00edka, undir hinni lyktinni, \u00fer\u00e6tti \u00e9g.
\n-Komdu \u00fe\u00e9r ni\u00f0ur \u00e1 j\u00f6r\u00f0ina manneskja, \u00feessi vi\u00f0bj\u00f3\u00f0slega fl\u00edk lyktar eing\u00f6ngu af eldg\u00f6mlum n\u00e6tursvita og hor \u00far \u00fe\u00ednu eigin nefi.<\/p>\n