M\u00ednir bl\u00ed\u00f0lyndu bur\u00f0arj\u00e1lkar, Sjarmaknippi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 eldra og T\u00fdndi hlekkurinn, eru \u00ed kaupsta\u00f0arfer\u00f0. \u00deeir \u00e6tlu\u00f0u a\u00f0 gista \u00ed n\u00f3tt en l\u00e9tu svo ekkert sj\u00e1 sig, sj\u00e1lfsagt enda\u00f0 \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi og kvennafari og er \u00fea\u00f0 vel. Vonir standa til a\u00f0 f\u00f3stursonur minn l\u00f6gg\u00e6sluhetjan flytji inn til m\u00edn um \u00e1ram\u00f3tin og v\u00e6nti \u00e9g \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e9g sj\u00e1i \u00fe\u00e1 hina j\u00e1lkana tvo og helst fr\u00ed\u00f0a sveit \u00e1hangenda mun oftar en s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef lengi haft hug \u00e1 a\u00f0 kynna bur\u00f0arj\u00e1lka\u00fer\u00edeyki\u00f0 fyrir B\u00f6ggmundi sk\u00e1fr\u00e6nda m\u00ednum. \u00deessir lj\u00fafu drengir sem \u00e9g hef me\u00f0 eigin augum s\u00e9\u00f0 bera 300 l\u00edtra frystikistu og kippa henni tro\u00f0fullri af kj\u00f6ti, upp \u00e1 flutningavagn, \u00e6ttu ekki a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta sig muna um a\u00f0 gefa aml\u00f3\u00f0a \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 B\u00f6ggmund \u00e1minningarskell \u00e1 bossann og \u00fe\u00f3tt hann s\u00e9 flestum m\u00f6nnum heimskari, hygg \u00e9g a\u00f0 hann \u00e1tti sig allavega \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed. St\u00f3r spurning hvort \u00e9g \u00e6tti ekki l\u00edka a\u00f0 taka l\u00f6gg\u00e6sluhetjuna (og helst hina tvo l\u00edka) me\u00f0 \u00ed heims\u00f3kn til Bl\u00ed\u00f0u.<\/p>\n
B\u00f6ggmundur hefur engar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hans fyrrverandi geri alv\u00f6ru \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 leggja fram k\u00e6ru vegna \u00e1reitni og h\u00f3tana en \u00fea\u00f0 er hugsanlegt a\u00f0 s\u00fa lausa hrykki \u00ed skr\u00fafganginn ef ma\u00f0ur \u00ed b\u00faningi k\u00e6mi til dyra vi\u00f0 annan mann og sennilega myndi hann anna\u00f0 hvort beygja af e\u00f0a taka til f\u00f3tanna ef T\u00fdndi hlekkurinn s\u00e6ti svo \u00ed eldh\u00fasinu, trommandi sallar\u00f3lega \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 me\u00f0 gr\u00ed\u00f0arst\u00f3rum fingurg\u00f3mum og brosandi a\u00f0 h\u00e6tti Jacks Nicholson. Miki\u00f0 held \u00e9g a\u00f0 yr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 skemmtileg upplifun a\u00f0 sj\u00e1 svipinn \u00e1 f\u00edflinu honum fr\u00e6nda m\u00ednum, \u00feeirri eymdarinnar t\u00f6ffaranefnu sem telur sig hafa umbo\u00f0 gu\u00f0d\u00f3msins til a\u00f0 kvelja, brj\u00f3ta ni\u00f0ur og r\u00e1\u00f0skast me\u00f0 konu sem er \u00feegar b\u00fain a\u00f0 henda honum \u00fat. \u00c9g skil ekkert \u00ed Bl\u00ed\u00f0u a\u00f0 vera ekki l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 leggja fram formlega k\u00e6ru en \u00e9g er ekki fr\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri bara sterkari leikur a\u00f0 kynna hann fyrir bur\u00f0arj\u00e1lkunum bl\u00ed\u00f0lyndu. Sj\u00e1lfsagt \u00fe\u00e6tti \u00feeim heldur ekkert lei\u00f0inlegt a\u00f0 lei\u00f0a fr\u00e6nda minn \u00ed sannleika um sta\u00f0setninu \u00f6lkr\u00e1r \u00feeirrar er Dav\u00ed\u00f0 nokkur \u00e1 a\u00f0 hafa s\u00f3tt hva\u00f0 st\u00edfast og best g\u00e6ti \u00e9g tr\u00faa\u00f0 a\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0 stund me\u00f0 B\u00f6ggmundi \u00ed kj\u00f6lfari\u00f0, yr\u00f0i til \u00feess a\u00f0 auka ennfrekar \u00e1 taumlausa k\u00e6ti \u00feessara krafts\u00e6lu lj\u00faflinga.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
M\u00ednir bl\u00ed\u00f0lyndu bur\u00f0arj\u00e1lkar, Sjarmaknippi\u00f0 hi\u00f0 eldra og T\u00fdndi hlekkurinn, eru \u00ed kaupsta\u00f0arfer\u00f0. \u00deeir \u00e6tlu\u00f0u a\u00f0 gista \u00ed n\u00f3tt en l\u00e9tu svo ekkert sj\u00e1 sig, sj\u00e1lfsagt enda\u00f0 \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi og kvennafari og er \u00fea\u00f0 vel. Vonir standa til a\u00f0 f\u00f3stursonur minn … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa