J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00e1 er Pysjan v\u00e6ntanlega kominn til Baunalands. F\u00f3r \u00ed lofti\u00f0 kl 7 en var byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 reka \u00e1 eftir m\u00e9r kl 3 \u00ed n\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00f3tt allt v\u00e6ri tilb\u00fai\u00f0 til brottfarar og b\u00edllinn fullur af bens\u00edni r\u00e9tt fyrir utan. Hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i sko ekki a\u00f0 standa \u00ed r\u00f6\u00f0 \u00ed 2 t\u00edma. \u00c9g hef reyndar aldrei lent \u00ed \u00f3\u00feolandi langri bi\u00f0r\u00f6\u00f0 \u00fati \u00e1 Keflav\u00edkurflugvelli en hann var b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kl\u00edna \u00fer\u00e1hyggjunni \u00e1 i-pod sem hann \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 kaupa \u00ed fr\u00edh\u00f6fninni svo \u00fea\u00f0 var engu l\u00edkara en a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 v\u00e6rum a\u00f0 fl\u00fdja b\u00e6\u00f0i snj\u00f3fl\u00f3\u00f0 og Gestapo.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g var ekki besta mamma \u00ed heimi fyrri hluta n\u00e6tur. Hann haf\u00f0i v\u00edst \u00e6tla\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka svo til allar veraldlegar eigur s\u00ednar me\u00f0 s\u00e9r og haf\u00f0i reikna\u00f0 fastlega me\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g k\u00e6mi b\u00edlsk\u00farsfylli af gersemum hans snyrtilega fyrir \u00e1 b\u00fa\u00f0arg\u00f3lfinu, eftir a\u00f0 hafa sett allt mitt eigi\u00f0 d\u00f3t \u00ed geymslu. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 hann \u00e6tli samt a\u00f0 fyrirgefa m\u00e9r a\u00f0 hafa ekki fengi\u00f0 a\u00f0 taka klifurb\u00fana\u00f0inn og fjallg\u00f6ngusk\u00f3na me\u00f0 s\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0 leggja mig \u00ed h\u00e1lft\u00edma \u00e1 milli \u00feess sem ge\u00f0b\u00f3lgan yfir geymdum dj\u00e1snum og brottfararf\u00fdsin rei\u00f0 h\u00fasum \u00e1 Vesturg\u00f6tunni. Rumska\u00f0i og heyr\u00f0i \u00ed svefnrofunum a\u00f0 hann var a\u00f0 tuldra einhverjar t\u00f6lur fyrir munni s\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 virtist vera reikningsd\u00e6mi og gott ef ekki hann nefndi ekki dagsetningar l\u00edka. M\u00e9r fannst l\u00edklegast a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 reikna \u00edslenskar kr\u00f3nur yfir \u00ed danskar og gera fj\u00e1rhags\u00e1\u00e6tlun og \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 sofa en heyr\u00f0i \u00fe\u00e1 p\u00edp \u00ed s\u00edmanum hans. \u00c9g h\u00e9lt a\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed einhvern og reis upp til a\u00f0 g\u00e1 hvort hann v\u00e6ri or\u00f0inn vitlaus. En nei, hann var n\u00fa ekki alveg svo galinn a\u00f0 vera a\u00f0 hringja \u00ed f\u00f3lk um mi\u00f0ja n\u00f3tt. Hann var bara a\u00f0 reikna \u00fat hversu m\u00f6rg h\u00e1r hundur missir a\u00f0 me\u00f0altali \u00e1 m\u00e1nu\u00f0i ef hann er me\u00f0 h\u00e1rlos 361 dag \u00e1 \u00e1ri, og var a\u00f0 sl\u00e1 d\u00e6mi\u00f0 inn \u00ed reikniv\u00e9lina \u00e1 s\u00edmanum. Honum fannst v\u00edst r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 hafa \u00feetta \u00e1 hreinu \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann yfirg\u00e6fi klakann.<\/p>\n
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J\u00e6ja. \u00de\u00e1 er Pysjan v\u00e6ntanlega kominn til Baunalands. F\u00f3r \u00ed lofti\u00f0 kl 7 en var byrja\u00f0ur a\u00f0 reka \u00e1 eftir m\u00e9r kl 3 \u00ed n\u00f3tt \u00fe\u00f3tt allt v\u00e6ri tilb\u00fai\u00f0 til brottfarar og b\u00edllinn fullur af bens\u00edni r\u00e9tt fyrir utan. Hann … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa