\u00deegar Sp\u00fankhildur flutti \u00fat ger\u00f0i \u00e9g alv\u00f6ru \u00far \u00feeirri \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 einangra mig. S\u00ed\u00f0an hef \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 n\u00e6stum allir sem \u00e9g \u00feekki reykja. \u00dea\u00f0 angra\u00f0i mig ekki \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr en s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin hef \u00e9g \u00feola\u00f0 reykingar verr og verr og n\u00fa er svo komi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g ver\u00f0 einfaldlega f\u00e1rveik af reyk fr\u00e1 4-5 s\u00edgarettum.<\/p>\n
T\u00f3baksvarnarnefnd heldur \u00fev\u00ed fram a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9u ekki nema 30% fullor\u00f0inna \u00cdslendinga sem reykja en \u00fev\u00ed \u00e1 \u00e9g b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 tr\u00faa. Varla eru allir sem tilheyra \u00feessum st\u00f3ra meirihluta \u00ed einangrun? \u00deeir eru allavega l\u00edti\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00e6last fyrir m\u00e9r. \u00c9g s\u00e9 fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 \u00feurfa anna\u00f0hvort a\u00f0 endurn\u00fdja kunningjah\u00f3pinn e\u00f0a h\u00e6tta algerlega a\u00f0 umgangast f\u00f3lk. Og \u00fear sem s\u00ed\u00f0ari kosturinn er l\u00edtt f\u00fdsilegur, hl\u00fdtur ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 velta \u00fev\u00ed fyrir s\u00e9r hvar reyklaust f\u00f3lk haldi sig. Varla \u00e1 skemmtist\u00f6\u00f0um. Ekki \u00ed leikf\u00e9l\u00f6gum, kannski \u00ed stj\u00f3rnm\u00e1laflokkum en \u00e9g \u00fer\u00edfst ekki s\u00e9rlega vel \u00ed umhverfi \u00fear sem beinl\u00ednis er til \u00feess \u00e6tlast a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 samm\u00e1la meirihluta minnihlutans.<\/p>\n
Menntaf\u00f3lk \u00e1 v\u00edst a\u00f0 vera heilbrig\u00f0ara en\u00a0a\u00f0rir en \u00feeir sem \u00e9g hef spjalla\u00f0 vi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00c1rnagar\u00f0i eru – undarleg tilviljun – allir reykingamenn. \u00dea\u00f0 eru v\u00edst \u00f6rl\u00f6g m\u00edn a\u00f0 vera ja\u00f0armanneskja. \u00c9g vir\u00f0ist helst hr\u00edfast af \u00feeim sem m\u00e9r er l\u00edfsins \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 eiga n\u00e1in samskipti vi\u00f0 og \u00feeir \u00f6rf\u00e1u sem mig langar a\u00f0 \u00feekkja, sem flokkast nokkurnveginn normal, vir\u00f0ast alltaf h\u00e1lftortryggnir gagnvart m\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
Sennilega er \u00feetta f\u00f3lk sem ekki reykir, allt saman \u00e1 kafi \u00ed \u00fativistarf\u00e9l\u00f6gum og l\u00edkamsr\u00e6kt. \u00dea\u00f0 hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 vera\u00a0\u00fdkt k\u00falt a\u00f0 tilheyra heilbrig\u00f0a li\u00f0inu. M\u00f6rk\u00f6gglafr\u00ed megabeib hoppandi saman vi\u00f0 einhverja gelgjut\u00f3nlist, hv\u00edandi, v\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed\u00ed!!! og jeyyyyy!!! r\u00e9tt eins og ekkert \u00ed ver\u00f6ldinni geti veri\u00f0 skemmtilegra en of hra\u00f0ur hjartsl\u00e1ttur og svitataumar lekandi milli brj\u00f3stanna ni\u00f0ur \u00ed klof. Ofstopagaman a\u00f0 upplifa sameiginlegt of\u00f6ndunarkast og fara svo \u00ed h\u00f3psturtu \u00e1 eftir. Kannski \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti svosem bo\u00f0i\u00f0 upp \u00e1 skemmtilega m\u00f6guleika \u00e1 \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00f3k\u00f6nnu\u00f0um pervasj\u00f3num? T.d. g\u00e6ti ma\u00f0ur komi\u00f0 s\u00e9r upp kikki \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 l\u00e1ta anna\u00f0 kvenf\u00f3lk horfa \u00e1 \u00feegar ma\u00f0ur rakar \u00e1 s\u00e9r handakrikana. \u00dea\u00f0 m\u00e6tti kalla \u00fea\u00f0 krikarakstursbl\u00e6ti og svo g\u00e6ti ma\u00f0ur augl\u00fdst \u00e1 einkamal.is og stofna\u00f0 reyklausan krikarakstursbl\u00e6tiskl\u00fabb.<\/p>\n
\u00dea\u00f0 l\u00edtur \u00ed alv\u00f6ru \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 f\u00f3lk skiptist \u00ed tvo h\u00f3pa. Anna\u00f0hvort tilheyrir ma\u00f0ur heilbrig\u00f0a li\u00f0inu og er st\u00f6\u00f0ugt a\u00f0 hoppa og \u00e1 kafi \u00ed einhverju fjandans markmi\u00f0a og sta\u00f0festingad\u00e6mi e\u00f0a ma\u00f0ur heldur sig vi\u00f0 eiturst\u00f6nglasugurnar. \u00c9g s\u00e9 ekki alveg fyrir m\u00e9r a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi efir a\u00f0 f\u00edla \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed r\u00e6mur a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a \u00ed\u00fer\u00f3tta\u00e1lfinum og \u00deorgr\u00edmi \u00der\u00e1inssyni heim. \u00c9g f\u00e6 g\u00e6sah\u00fa\u00f0 \u00e1 baki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 tilhugsunina um samkv\u00e6misleiki sem byggjast \u00e1 hollri hreyfingu og st\u00f3ra bakka me\u00f0 gr\u00e6nk\u00e1li, gulr\u00f3tastrimlum og vatnsgl\u00f6sum. Hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 a\u00f0 eiga a\u00f0 halda uppi samr\u00e6\u00f0um vi\u00f0 ofvirka \u00e6vint\u00fdrapers\u00f3nu sem endasendist um allt \u00e1 me\u00f0an \u00e1 samr\u00e6\u00f0um stendur og getur ekki komi\u00f0 \u00fat \u00far s\u00e9r einni m\u00e1lsgrein \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 nota ni\u00f0urdrepandi or\u00f0 eins og „hollt“, „hress“ og „hraustur“. E\u00f0a \u00deorgr\u00edm, \u00faff \u00e9g segi n\u00fa bara ekki meira, Gunnar \u00ed Krossinum er beinl\u00ednis v\u00ed\u00f0s\u00fdnn og umbur\u00f0arlyndur \u00ed samanbur\u00f0i vi\u00f0 hann. Held \u00ed rauninni a\u00f0 \u00e9g g\u00e6ti alveg eins bo\u00f0i\u00f0 Krossinum og Vottum Jeh\u00f3va, \u00f6llum s\u00f6fnu\u00f0inum \u00ed part\u00fd eins og \u00feessum tveimur. Vottar Jeh\u00f3va \u00e9ta \u00fe\u00f3 allavega kart\u00f6flufl\u00f6gur og Krossararnir falla \u00ed trans \u00ed t\u00edma og \u00f3t\u00edma, \u00fea\u00f0 g\u00e6ti or\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00e1hugavert skemmtiatri\u00f0i \u00fataf fyrir sig.<\/p>\n
Eitt er \u00fe\u00f3 gott vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 velja s\u00e9r eiturst\u00f6nglasugur a\u00f0 vinum. \u00deegar ma\u00f0ur kemur heim er ma\u00f0ur svo illa lyktandi a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur ver\u00f0ur a\u00f0 byrja \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 fara \u00ed ba\u00f0 og setja allan fatna\u00f0 \u00ed loft\u00fe\u00e9ttan poka. \u00deessar einf\u00f6ldu athafnir r\u00e6\u00f0ur ma\u00f0ur varla vi\u00f0 s\u00f6kum and\u00ferengsla og \u00ed sl\u00edku \u00e1standi er n\u00e6sta l\u00edtil h\u00e6tta \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur fari a\u00f0 hugsa um kynl\u00edf.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00deegar Sp\u00fankhildur flutti \u00fat ger\u00f0i \u00e9g alv\u00f6ru \u00far \u00feeirri \u00e1kv\u00f6r\u00f0un a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta a\u00f0 einangra mig. S\u00ed\u00f0an hef \u00e9g fengi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 sta\u00f0fest a\u00f0 n\u00e6stum allir sem \u00e9g \u00feekki reykja. \u00dea\u00f0 angra\u00f0i mig ekki \u00e1\u00f0ur fyrr en s\u00ed\u00f0ustu \u00e1rin hef \u00e9g \u00feola\u00f0 … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa