Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0 er \u00ed b\u00e6num. Hann (h\u00e9r v\u00e6ri m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ilega r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fear sem fornafni\u00f0 v\u00edsar til hvorugkynsor\u00f0sins sk\u00e1ld, en m\u00e9r finnst h\u00e1lf d\u00f3nalegt a\u00f0 tala um manneskjur \u00ed hvorugkyni) vildi f\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 lj\u00f3\u00f0akv\u00f6ld \u00e1 Bl\u00e1a barnum, sag\u00f0ist eiga a\u00f0 lesa \u00fear sj\u00e1lfur kl. 9:30.
\nEftir nokkrar misheppna\u00f0ar tilraunir til a\u00f0 reka Pysjuna \u00e1 sk\u00f3laball, \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 taka hann (j\u00e1 \u00e9g sag\u00f0i hann, hann yr\u00f0i ekki s\u00e1ttur vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera kvenkenndur og ef Sturla er karlmannsnafn er Pysja \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka) me\u00f0 m\u00e9r. Vi\u00f0 m\u00e6ttum ekki fyrr en r\u00e9ttum 5 m\u00edn\u00fatum \u00e1\u00f0ur en Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0 \u00e1tti a\u00f0 lesa, \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g ger\u00f0i ekki r\u00e1\u00f0 fyrir a\u00f0 sta\u00f0urinn v\u00e6ri reyklaus. \u00dea\u00f0\u00a0reyndist h\u00e1r\u00e9tt \u00e1lyktun hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r og \u00e9g dau\u00f0s\u00e1 eftir a\u00f0 hafa fari\u00f0 \u00ed Karen Millen jakkanum m\u00ednum sem ekki \u00feolir \u00fevott.<\/p>\n
Sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 var ekki byrja\u00f0 a\u00f0 lesa, reyndar ekki einu sinni m\u00e6tt og ef ekki hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 kunnuglegt andlit Pardusar af huga.is (\u00e9g b\u00fdst ekki vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 allir s\u00e9u m\u00e9r samm\u00e1la en \u00e9g beygi veff\u00f6ng, af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 a\u00f0 beygja \u00feau) og st\u00falkur me\u00f0 skrifb\u00e6kur \u00ed fallegum k\u00e1pum, hef\u00f0i \u00e9g haldi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00feetta me\u00f0 lj\u00f3\u00f0akv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri misskilningur \u00fev\u00ed \u00fea\u00f0 var ekkert a\u00f0 gerast \u00fearna. Sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 sendi m\u00e9r sms, sag\u00f0ist vera r\u00e9tt \u00f3kominn, svo vi\u00f0 Pysja bi\u00f0um r\u00f3leg.<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 komumst ekki hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 heyra samtal tveggja h\u00e1v\u00e6rra sk\u00e1ldm\u00e6ringa \u00e1 n\u00e6sta bor\u00f0i, enda var \u00feeim greinilega mj\u00f6g \u00ed mun a\u00f0 sem flestir t\u00e6kju eftir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00feeir v\u00e6ru
\na) \u00e1 sta\u00f0num,
\nb) sk\u00e1ld,
\nc) sk\u00e1ld sem hafa gefi\u00f0 \u00fat lj\u00f3\u00f0ab\u00e6kur,
\nd) sk\u00e1ld me\u00f0 g\u00edfurlega miki\u00f0 vit \u00e1 sk\u00e1ldskap.
\nR\u00e6ddu \u00feeir af dj\u00faps\u00e6i s\u00ednu kosti \u00feess og galla a\u00f0 nota endar\u00edm en voru samm\u00e1la um a\u00f0 stu\u00f0lasetning v\u00e6ri hin mesta \u00fearfleysa, dragb\u00edtur \u00e1 frj\u00e1lsa hugsun og frumleika og \u00ed raun ekki anna\u00f0 en \u00fareltur varnarleikur gamalmenna sem hef\u00f0u hvort sem er ekkert merkilegt a\u00f0 segja. Enda vita allir n\u00fatildags a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00ed raun miklu erfi\u00f0ara a\u00f0 yrkja \u00f3bundin lj\u00f3\u00f0 en a\u00f0 sty\u00f0jast vi\u00f0 hef\u00f0bundna bragarh\u00e6tti. \u00deeir h\u00f6f\u00f0u n\u00fa svosem b\u00e1\u00f0ir lent \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed ung\u00e6\u00f0ish\u00e6tti s\u00ednum a\u00f0 missa sig \u00ed \u00f3h\u00f3flegt r\u00edm og taktfestu en h\u00f6f\u00f0u me\u00f0 reynslu og \u00feroska komist a\u00f0 \u00feeirri ni\u00f0urst\u00f6\u00f0u a\u00f0 innihaldi\u00f0 skipti megin m\u00e1li.<\/p>\n
Klukkan 10 var enn\u00fe\u00e1 ekkert fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 gerast, Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0 \u00f3komi\u00f0 og reykurinn um \u00fea\u00f0 bil a\u00f0 \u00fdta m\u00e9r fram \u00e1 ystu br\u00fan ge\u00f0illskukasts. \u00c9g sendi Klettask\u00e1ldinu sms bo\u00f0 um a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri \u00e1 f\u00f6rum en um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g st\u00f3\u00f0 upp, reis ofurl\u00edtill\u00a0\u00cdtali \u00far s\u00e6ti s\u00ednu og byrja\u00f0i a\u00f0 tala. M\u00e9r fannst \u00f3kurteisi a\u00f0 \u00e6\u00f0a \u00fat r\u00e9tt \u00e1 me\u00f0an og \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hinkra a\u00f0eins. \u00cdtalinn kynnti sig \u00e1 n\u00fdb\u00faa\u00edslensku, (hann vinna K\u00e1rahnj\u00fakar, Impreglio og miki\u00f0 \u00e1n\u00e6gg\u00f0 ad kynna tessum ungu sk\u00e1ldunum h\u00e9rna \u00ed kvoldum) gleymdi alveg a\u00f0 taka fram hverjir st\u00e6\u00f0u fyrir \u00feessari upp\u00e1komu en var svo elskulegur a\u00f0 lesa\u00a0fyrir okkur frumort lj\u00f3\u00f0 -\u00e1 \u00edt\u00f6lsku.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g h\u00e9lt \u00e9g slyppi \u00fat \u00e1\u00f0ur en fyrsti or\u00f0snillingurinn h\u00e6fi upp raust s\u00edna en \u00fev\u00ed var ekki a\u00f0 heilsa \u00fev\u00ed ofurlitli \u00cdtalinn var r\u00e9tt b\u00fainn a\u00f0 kynna vi\u00f0komandi og tilkynna; og n\u00fa m\u00e1 \u00fei\u00f0 klappa honum, \u00feegar lesturinn h\u00f3fst.<\/p>\n
Sk\u00e1ldi\u00f0 var \u00f3ttalegur rumur og ekki hef\u00f0i \u00e9g fyrir mitt litla l\u00edf \u00feora\u00f0 a\u00f0 klappa honum a\u00f0 eigin frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i. Hann var aukinheldur hinn mesti h\u00e1va\u00f0abelgur og var greinilega mj\u00f6g \u00ed mun a\u00f0 allir \u00e1 sta\u00f0num v\u00e6ru me\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 hreinu a\u00f0 hann
\nhef\u00f0i seti\u00f0 \u00ed fangelsi. Hann t\u00f3k \u00fea\u00f0 fram \u00e1 undan hverju lj\u00f3\u00f0i \u00ed hva\u00f0a fangelsi hann hef\u00f0i seti\u00f0 \u00feegar lj\u00f3\u00f0i\u00f0 var ort, e\u00f0a hva\u00f0a fangavist hef\u00f0i bl\u00e1si\u00f0 honum \u00ed brj\u00f3st andagift til hinna b\u00f3kmenntalegu st\u00f3rvirkja.<\/p>\n
\u00de\u00fa ert mannanna mestur
\nyfir hei\u00f0arlegan alm\u00faga hafinn
\ndrottnari undirheima
\nhrikalega kvalinn<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\u00deruma\u00f0i sk\u00e1ldj\u00f6furinn og eitt af m\u00ednum satan\u00edsku skuggasj\u00e1lfum hv\u00edsla\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed \u00ed eyra m\u00e9r a\u00f0 kannski v\u00e6ri \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir ne\u00f0an vir\u00f0ingu okkar a\u00f0 sitja undir \u00f6\u00f0rum eins hro\u00f0a. \u00c9g sag\u00f0i sj\u00e1lfinu a\u00f0 \u00feegja, snobb og yfirl\u00e6ti af \u00feessu tagi yr\u00f0i ekki li\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00ed m\u00ednum l\u00edkama.<\/p>\n
En \u00fe\u00fa ney\u00f0ist til a\u00f0 umgangast oss
\nsnau\u00f0an alm\u00faga mann
\n\u00e9g vil \u00feig ekki d\u00e6ma hart
\nGu\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 einn getur hann<\/p><\/blockquote>\nh\u00e9lt snillingurinn \u00e1fram og ef Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0 hef\u00f0i ekki birst einmitt \u00e1 \u00feessu augnabliki, hef\u00f0i skuggasj\u00e1lfi\u00f0 sennilega haft vinninginn.<\/p>\n
N\u00e6stur \u00e1 svi\u00f0 var skelfing lei\u00f0inlegur ma\u00f0ur \u00e1 aldur vi\u00f0 mig. Hann glamra\u00f0i einhverja lagleysu \u00e1 g\u00edtar \u00e1 milli lj\u00f3\u00f0l\u00edna auk \u00feess a\u00f0 beita r\u00f6dd sinni tilviljanakennt, af mismiklum krafti svo \u00e1heyrendur hrukku vi\u00f0 \u00ed hvert sinn sem augnlok \u00feeirra f\u00f3ru a\u00f0 s\u00edga. \u00c9g geri m\u00e9r ekki grein fyrir \u00fev\u00ed hvort g\u00edtarinn og orgin \u00e1ttu a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu einhvern listr\u00e6nan\u00a0effekt en allavega dug\u00f0i \u00feetta til a\u00f0 \u00fdta vi\u00f0 \u00feeim sem voru a\u00f0 gera tilraunir til a\u00f0 hv\u00edslast \u00e1 undir lestinum. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 yrkisefni\u00f0 hafi veri\u00f0 i\u00f0ju\u00fej\u00e1lfi og \u00f6ryrki sem vildi frekar hella upp \u00e1 kaffi en hl\u00edta r\u00e1\u00f0um i\u00f0ju\u00fej\u00e1lfans. Annars er \u00e9g ekki viss \u00fev\u00ed athyglisspan mitt n\u00e1\u00f0i a\u00f0eins yfir fyrstu 15 l\u00ednurnar.<\/p>\n
\u00deegar h\u00e9r var komi\u00f0 var klukkan a\u00f0 n\u00e1lgast h\u00e1lfellefu og \u00e9g var byrju\u00f0 a\u00f0 anda me\u00f0 sogum. \u00de\u00f3tt \u00e9g hef\u00f0i gjarnan vilja\u00f0 vera lengur og hlusta \u00e1 Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0, s\u00e1 \u00e9g fram \u00e1 a\u00f0 stela senunni ef \u00e9g fengi almennilegt asmakast. \u00c9g nota\u00f0i \u00fev\u00ed t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri\u00f0 og smokra\u00f0i m\u00e9r \u00fat milli sk\u00e1lda, h\u00f3standi og stynjandi. Pysjan sofna\u00f0i \u00e1 lei\u00f0inni heim. \u00c9g vona a\u00f0 kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 hafi \u00fe\u00f3 skila\u00f0 \u00feeim \u00e1rangri a\u00f0 framvegis telji hann v\u00e6nlegra til skemmtunar a\u00f0 umgangast jafnaldra s\u00edna en a\u00f0 hengja sig \u00e1 mig.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Klettask\u00e1ldi\u00f0 er \u00ed b\u00e6num. Hann (h\u00e9r v\u00e6ri m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ilega r\u00e9tt a\u00f0 skrifa \u00fea\u00f0, \u00fear sem fornafni\u00f0 v\u00edsar til hvorugkynsor\u00f0sins sk\u00e1ld, en m\u00e9r finnst h\u00e1lf d\u00f3nalegt a\u00f0 tala um manneskjur \u00ed hvorugkyni) vildi f\u00e1 mig me\u00f0 s\u00e9r \u00e1 lj\u00f3\u00f0akv\u00f6ld \u00e1 Bl\u00e1a barnum, … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa