H\u00e9r er skemmtilegur leikur fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem hafa gaman af a\u00f0 koma f\u00f3lki \u00ed uppn\u00e1m. Hann er mj\u00f6g einfaldur og krefst hvorki inns\u00e6is, g\u00e1fna, \u00feekkingar n\u00e9 leiklistarh\u00e6fileika. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00fearft a\u00f0 gera er a\u00f0 segja eina setningu sem byrjar \u00e1 „\u00e9g tr\u00fai n\u00fa bara ekki \u00e1…“ og svo eitt af ge\u00f0b\u00f3lguor\u00f0unum 10. Engu m\u00e1li skiptir hvort \u00fe\u00fa segir \u00feetta afsakandi, \u00ed tr\u00fana\u00f0art\u00f3n, bl\u00e1tt \u00e1fram e\u00f0a frekjulega e\u00f0a hvort augnar\u00e1\u00f0i\u00f0 er yfirvega\u00f0, \u00f3sv\u00edfi\u00f0, \u00fereytulegt e\u00f0a geislandi af dj\u00fapri visku; vi\u00f0m\u00e6landinn MUN sleppa s\u00e9r \u00ed ge\u00f0b\u00f3lgu og reyna a\u00f0 koma fyrir \u00feig vitinu me\u00f0 misg\u00e1fulegum fyrirlestrum.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g hef pr\u00f3fa\u00f0 \u00fdmis or\u00f0 og komist a\u00f0 raun um a\u00f0 \u00feau vekja mish\u00f6r\u00f0 vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feykir t.d. skr\u00fdti\u00f0 og jafnvel \u00f3tr\u00falegt a\u00f0 tr\u00faa ekki \u00e1 Jes\u00fas en \u00fea\u00f0 er \u00fe\u00f3 sjaldnast \u00e1liti\u00f0 merki um a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 mj\u00f6g ge\u00f0veik e\u00f0a jafnvel h\u00e6ttuleg. \u00dea\u00f0 sleppur l\u00edka a\u00f0 tr\u00faa ekki \u00e1 andaglas en Alm\u00e1ttugur, \u00d3\u00f0inn og allir dj\u00f6flarnir for\u00f0i \u00feeim sem tr\u00fair ekki \u00e1 anda hinna framli\u00f0nu. Reynsla m\u00edn hinga\u00f0 til er s\u00fa a\u00f0 ge\u00f0b\u00f3lguor\u00f0in s\u00e9u \u00feessi 10:<\/p>\n
-Gvu\u00f0
\n-Fyrri l\u00edf
\n-Eftirl\u00edf
\n-Skyggnig\u00e1fu
\n-Anda hinna framli\u00f0nu
\n-Me\u00f0f\u00e6ddan k\u00e6rleika mannsins
\n-Yfirn\u00e1tt\u00faru
\n-Dular\u00f6fl
\n-\u00c1rulestur
\n-Alheimslj\u00f3si\u00f0<\/p>\n
\u00cd dag fann \u00e9g eitt ge\u00f0b\u00f3lguor\u00f0 til vi\u00f0b\u00f3tar og gott ef \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki \u00e1hrifameira en \u00f6ll hin samanlagt. \u00c9g pr\u00f3fa\u00f0i a\u00f0 segja vi\u00f0skiptavini a\u00f0 \u00e9g try\u00f0i ekki \u00e1 orku. \u00dea\u00f0 er reyndar haugalygi, \u00e9g tr\u00fai alveg \u00e1 orku en \u00e9g tr\u00fai \u00fev\u00ed ekki a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 „jafna orkufl\u00e6\u00f0i l\u00edkamans“ (hva\u00f0 sem \u00fea\u00f0 n\u00fa merkir) me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 bera \u00e1 s\u00e9r stein e\u00f0a annan grip.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g mun aldrei aftur leggja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 l\u00edti\u00f0 barn a\u00f0 hafa yfir jafn magna\u00f0a farart\u00e1lma\u00feulu \u00ed \u00e1heyrn foreldranna en \u00e9g er allavega b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna r\u00e1\u00f0 til a\u00f0 tryggja m\u00e9r f\u00e9lagsskap um alla framt\u00ed\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\u00c1 morgun \u00e6tla \u00e9g a\u00f0 pr\u00f3fa a\u00f0 segja „\u00e9g tr\u00fai n\u00fa bara ekki \u00e1 v\u00edsindin.“<\/p>\n
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H\u00e9r er skemmtilegur leikur fyrir \u00fe\u00e1 sem hafa gaman af a\u00f0 koma f\u00f3lki \u00ed uppn\u00e1m. Hann er mj\u00f6g einfaldur og krefst hvorki inns\u00e6is, g\u00e1fna, \u00feekkingar n\u00e9 leiklistarh\u00e6fileika. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem \u00fe\u00fa \u00fearft a\u00f0 gera er a\u00f0 segja eina setningu sem … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa