\u00c1 hv\u00edl\u00edkum d\u00f6gum reynir ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 sameina vinnu og sumarfr\u00ed. Sitja \u00ed hl\u00edrakj\u00f3l fyrir utan b\u00fa\u00f0ina og pakka r\u00fanasteinum e\u00f0a lesa b\u00f3k. Stundum kemur Sjoppmundur hlaupandi yfir g\u00f6tuna me\u00f0 \u00eds handa m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r fallegt af honum. \u00cds og hl\u00edrakj\u00f3ll samr\u00e6mast kannski ekki \u00edmynd nornarinnar en m\u00e9r er alveg sama \u00fev\u00ed \u00e9g hef teki\u00f0 \u00f6rl\u00edtinn lit s\u00ed\u00f0ustu daga og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feykir m\u00e9r n\u00fa skemmtilegt.<\/p>\n
Stundum setst \u00e9g \u00fat me\u00f0 hv\u00edtv\u00ednsglas. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00ed lagi fyrst \u00e9g \u00e9g \u00fearf ekki a\u00f0 aka heim. Auk \u00feess f\u00e6 \u00e9g s\u00e9rstakt kikk \u00fat \u00far \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 drekka \u00ed vinnunni og vita a\u00f0 enginn getur ‘rekt’ mig. Ekki svo a\u00f0 skilja a\u00f0 \u00e9g hafi nokkurnt\u00edma fundi\u00f0 hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r s\u00e9rstaka \u00fe\u00f6rf fyrir a\u00f0 drekka \u00ed vinnunni en \u00feegar \u00feessi m\u00f6guleiki opna\u00f0ist b\u00e6tti \u00e9g honum \u00e1 skr\u00e1na yfir 50 \u00e1st\u00e6\u00f0ur fyrir \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tla aldrei aftur a\u00f0 vinna hj\u00e1 \u00f6\u00f0rum en sj\u00e1lfri m\u00e9r. L\u00e6rlingurinn er of ungur til a\u00f0 s\u00e9 verjandi a\u00f0 bj\u00f3\u00f0a honum hv\u00edtv\u00edn en vi\u00f0 Hei\u00f0a ger\u00f0um \u00feetta st\u00f6ku sinnum \u00ed fyrravor. Skiptum kannski einum litlum bj\u00f3r \u00ed tvo tebolla og vorum allt a\u00f0 4 t\u00edma a\u00f0 g\u00falla honum \u00ed okkur. Strangt til teki\u00f0 m\u00e1 segja a\u00f0 vi\u00f0 Hei\u00f0a s\u00e9um gamlir drykkjuf\u00e9lagar. \u00dea\u00f0 \u00feykir m\u00e9r n\u00fa skemmtilegt.<\/p>\n
Stundum koma fr\u00e6\u00f0imennirnir \u00ed hverfinu og drekka me\u00f0 m\u00e9r hv\u00edtv\u00edn og spjalla. \u00deeir tala alv\u00f6ru \u00edslensku og segja m.a.s. alls konar g\u00e1fulegt \u00e1 henni. Samr\u00e6\u00f0urnar sn\u00faast um p\u00f3lit\u00edk, heimspeki, tr\u00faarbr\u00f6g\u00f0 og s\u00f6gu. Par\u00eds Hilton berst ekki \u00ed tal en Sp\u00e1nverjav\u00edgin og J\u00f3n Ind\u00edafari skipa \u00fev\u00ed st\u00e6rri sess og \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feykir m\u00e9r n\u00fa \u00f6llu skemmtilegra umr\u00e6\u00f0uefni.<\/p>\n
Stundum sest hann l\u00edka hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r fyrir utan b\u00fa\u00f0ina, Ma\u00f0urinn sem teiknar hugar\u00f3ra \u00e1 hafsbotni. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r l\u00edka skemmtilegt. A\u00f0 eigin s\u00f6gn er hann f\u00e1t\u00e6kur listama\u00f0ur og eignalaus eymingi og einhvernt\u00edma hef\u00f0i \u00e9g or\u00f0i\u00f0 skotin \u00ed honum \u00fat \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 en m\u00e9r finnst \u00fea\u00f0 ekki eins sjarmerandi og \u00e1\u00f0ur. Hann er samt sjarm\u00f6r. \u00cd g\u00e6r spur\u00f0i \u00e9g hann hvort hann ger\u00f0i greinarmun \u00e1 losta og bl\u00e6ti.<\/p>\n
-J\u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 er munur \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00fea\u00f0 geti fari\u00f0 saman,<\/em> sag\u00f0i Ma\u00f0urinn sem teiknar hugar\u00f3ra \u00e1 hafsbotni. \u00c9g er t.d. haldinn pennabl\u00e6ti en \u00fea\u00f0 er ekki kynfer\u00f0islegt. Ver\u00f0 bara fr\u00e1vita af hrifningu \u00feegar \u00e9g s\u00e9 fallega penna og get ekki h\u00e6tt a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00fe\u00e1. Ma\u00f0urinn sem teiknar hugar\u00f3ra \u00e1 hafsbotni bor\u00f0a\u00f0i me\u00f0 m\u00e9r steinb\u00edtskinnar \u00ed h\u00e1deginu. Hann er me\u00f0 skegg en \u00fer\u00e1tt fyrir \u00fea\u00f0 hvarfla\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 spyrja hvort hann vildi sofa hj\u00e1 m\u00e9r. \u00c9g ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 samt ekki. Ma\u00f0ur \u00fearf ekki endilega a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0a \u00f6llu sem manni finnst skemmtilegt. Auk \u00feess er \u00e9g ekkert viss um a\u00f0 r\u00ed\u00f0ibl\u00e6ti (e\u00f0a heitir \u00fea\u00f0 kannski samr\u00e6\u00f0ist\u00e1kns\u00fdki) s\u00e9 algengt e\u00f0a a\u00f0 hann myndi skilja \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00e9g reyndi a\u00f0 \u00fatsk\u00fdra \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir honum. \u00c9g held nefnilega a\u00f0 oftast r\u00ed\u00f0i f\u00f3lk bara af einskr\u00e6rri greddu. Sem reyndar er, \u00fat af fyrir sig, \u00e1kaflega skemmtilegt l\u00edka.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u00c1 hv\u00edl\u00edkum d\u00f6gum reynir ma\u00f0ur a\u00f0 sameina vinnu og sumarfr\u00ed. Sitja \u00ed hl\u00edrakj\u00f3l fyrir utan b\u00fa\u00f0ina og pakka r\u00fanasteinum e\u00f0a lesa b\u00f3k. Stundum kemur Sjoppmundur hlaupandi yfir g\u00f6tuna me\u00f0 \u00eds handa m\u00e9r. \u00dea\u00f0 finnst m\u00e9r fallegt af honum. \u00cds og … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
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\nHann sag\u00f0ist hafa lesi\u00f0 eldgamla b\u00f3k \u00fear sem ‘fetish’ v\u00e6ri \u00fe\u00fdtt sem ‘t\u00e1kns\u00fdki’. Kannski er fl\u00e6kja f\u00ednger\u00f0ra \u00fer\u00e1\u00f0a milli p\u00f3stm\u00f3dernisma, t\u00e1kns\u00fdki, bl\u00e6tis og munalosta. E\u00f0a kannski er \u00feetta allt einn st\u00f3r fetisg\u00f6ndull. Einu sinni haf\u00f0i \u00e9g m\u00e1lfr\u00e6\u00f0ikennara sem \u00e9g er viss um a\u00f0 var haldinn hlj\u00f3\u00f0varpabl\u00e6ti. Ma\u00f0ur gat s\u00e9\u00f0 hvernig varir hennar fylltust af bl\u00f3\u00f0i og h\u00fan \u00e1tti b\u00e1gt me\u00f0 a\u00f0 kyssa ekki \u00fat \u00ed lofti\u00f0 \u00feegar h\u00fan tala\u00f0i um hlj\u00f3\u00f0v\u00f6rp. \u00c9g veit ekki hvort \u00fea\u00f0 var losti en \u00e1str\u00ed\u00f0a var \u00fea\u00f0, svo miki\u00f0 er v\u00edst.<\/p>\n