Systir m\u00edn \u00e6\u00f0ruleysinginn er veruleikafirrt. \u00c9g heims\u00f3tti hana \u00ed dag og \u00fearna sat h\u00fan \u00ed s\u00ednu gr\u00e6na og appels\u00ednugula eldh\u00fasi, syngjandi k\u00e1t, r\u00e9tt eins og ekkert \u00ed ver\u00f6ldinni v\u00e6ri skemmtilegra en a\u00f0 vinna erfi\u00f0a vaktavinnu 70 stundir \u00e1 viku fyrir sk\u00edt og kanel og koma svo heim til a\u00f0 hugsa um 5 \u00f3\u00feekktargr\u00edsi og d\u00fdragar\u00f0, auk \u00feess a\u00f0 sk\u00fara, skr\u00fabba, b\u00f3na og jafnvel m\u00e1la h\u00fas sem er svo illa fari\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 hangir n\u00e1nast saman af g\u00f6mlum vana.<\/p>\n
-\u00dea\u00f0 er ekkert a\u00f0 \u00feessu h\u00fasi, segir h\u00fan hamingjus\u00f6m. \u00deyrfti kannski sm\u00e1 vi\u00f0hald en \u00fea\u00f0 er allavega ekkert alvarlegt a\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n
Jamm.
\n\u00deakskeggi\u00f0 er a\u00f0 v\u00edsu \u00ed henglum, veggirnir sprungnir, gleri\u00f0 \u00f3n\u00fdtt, gluggakisturnar f\u00fanar, ofnarnir lekir, hur\u00f0irnar dottnar af hj\u00f6runum, sk\u00e1parnir vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 li\u00f0ast \u00ed sundur, handlaugin sprungin, bl\u00f6ndunart\u00e6kin \u00e1 ba\u00f0inu \u00f3n\u00fdt og g\u00f3lfd\u00fakarnir g\u00f6t\u00f3ttir. A\u00f0 \u00f6\u00f0ru leyti er svosem ekkert a\u00f0 \u00feessu h\u00fasi. \u00dea\u00f0 er b\u00e6\u00f0i h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 pissa \u00ed kl\u00f3setti\u00f0 og sturta ni\u00f0ur \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 eiga st\u00f3rslys \u00e1 h\u00e6ttu. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu finnst systur minni d\u00e1l\u00edti\u00f0 f\u00falt hva\u00f0 \u00fevottav\u00e9lin er or\u00f0in l\u00e9leg og k\u00e6lisk\u00e1purinn \u00f3n\u00fdtur. En allt stendur \u00feetta n\u00fa til b\u00f3ta \u00fev\u00ed einhvernt\u00edma \u00ed framt\u00ed\u00f0inni \u00e1 a\u00f0 negla h\u00e9r og spartsla \u00fear, \u00fe.e.a.s. \u00feegar h\u00fan er b\u00fain a\u00f0 eignast hv\u00edtt s\u00f3fasett.<\/p>\n
-Hv\u00edtt s\u00f3fasett! \u00c1 heimili sem h\u00fdsir 3 sk\u00e6ruli\u00f0a, 2 unglinga, ketti, naggr\u00edsi, p\u00e1fagauka og h\u00e6nsab\u00fa. Ertu ekki a\u00f0 dj\u00f3ka?
\nNei, h\u00fan var sko aldeilis ekki a\u00f0 dj\u00f3ka og svo langar hana l\u00edka \u00f3skaplega miki\u00f0 \u00ed hund.<\/p>\n
Oj\u00e6ja. \u00c9g b\u00fdst vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 h\u00e6nunum ver\u00f0i hvort sem er ekki hleypt inn \u00ed stofu nema yfir h\u00e1veturinn og ef h\u00fan f\u00e6r s\u00e9r st\u00f3ran og st\u00e6\u00f0ilegan var\u00f0hund og kemur honum fyrir \u00ed s\u00f3fanum, \u00e6tti hann allavega a\u00f0 halda k\u00f6ttunum \u00ed h\u00e6filegri fjarl\u00e6g\u00f0 og kettirnir h\u00e6nsunum. B\u00f6rnin geta svo tryggt \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 hundurinn v\u00edki ekki \u00far var\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0unni me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 f\u00e6ra honum s\u00fakkula\u00f0ik\u00f6ku inn \u00ed s\u00f3fa.<\/p>\n
\u00c9g er svo heppin a\u00f0 vera eina manneskjan \u00ed fj\u00f6lskyldunni sem n\u00e1lgast \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 vera normal. A\u00f0 v\u00edsu vill hvorug systra minna skrifa undir \u00fea\u00f0 en \u00fea\u00f0 er heldur ekki vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 b\u00faast. Me\u00f0almennskudrj\u00f3li af m\u00ednu tagi hl\u00fdtur a\u00f0 koma kynjakvistum \u00e1 bor\u00f0 vi\u00f0 systur m\u00ednar, undarlega fyrir sj\u00f3nir.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Systir m\u00edn \u00e6\u00f0ruleysinginn er veruleikafirrt. \u00c9g heims\u00f3tti hana \u00ed dag og \u00fearna sat h\u00fan \u00ed s\u00ednu gr\u00e6na og appels\u00ednugula eldh\u00fasi, syngjandi k\u00e1t, r\u00e9tt eins og ekkert \u00ed ver\u00f6ldinni v\u00e6ri skemmtilegra en a\u00f0 vinna erfi\u00f0a vaktavinnu 70 stundir \u00e1 viku fyrir … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa