-Ertu hr\u00e6dd um a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00e1stfangin af m\u00e9r? sag\u00f0i Ma\u00f0urinn sem drakk ekki konuna s\u00edna fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r heldur rei\u00f0 hana bara fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi.
\n-Nei Haffi.
\n-Af hverju viltu \u00fe\u00e1 aldrei gista?
\n-Af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta r\u00fam \u00f3\u00fe\u00e6gilegt og svo hef \u00e9g ekkert a\u00f0 gera h\u00e9rna \u00feegar \u00e9g vakna, l\u00f6ngu \u00e1 undan \u00fe\u00e9r.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g g\u00e6ti gist hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r.
\n-Nei.
\n-Af hverju ekki?
\n-\u00c9g k\u00e6ri mig bara ekkert um a\u00f0 hafa anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk sofandi \u00ed r\u00faminu m\u00ednu fram \u00e1 mi\u00f0jan dag.
\n-Er \u00e9g n\u00fa or\u00f0inn anna\u00f0 f\u00f3lk? Stundum held \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r \u00feyki ekki einu sinni v\u00e6nt um mig.
\n-Hva\u00f0a forsendur hef \u00e9g til a\u00f0 \u00feykja v\u00e6nt um \u00feig? Vi\u00f0 \u00feekkjumst ekkert og eigum ekkert sameiginlegt.
\n-M\u00e9r \u00feykir v\u00e6nt um \u00feig.
\n-Greyi\u00f0 mitt byrja\u00f0u n\u00fa ekki \u00e1 einhverju bulli.
\n-Af hverju er \u00fea\u00f0 bull?
\n-\u00cdslendingar eru ekki s\u00e9rlega hrifnir af innist\u00e6\u00f0ulausum \u00e1starj\u00e1tningum. \u00deeir sem meika ekki l\u00e1gmarks hei\u00f0arleika, gengisfella hugtaki\u00f0 me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 taka upp innist\u00e6\u00f0ulausar v\u00e6ntum\u00feykjuyfirl\u00fdsingar \u00ed
\nsta\u00f0inn. \u00c9g f\u00edla \u00fea\u00f0 ekki.<\/p>\n
-Vo\u00f0alegur kuldaboli getur\u00f0u veri\u00f0. Af hverju heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 innist\u00e6\u00f0ulaust?
\n-Skilgreindu fyrir mig v\u00e6ntum\u00feykju. Hvern fjandann merkir \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feegar \u00fe\u00fa segir svona laga\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mig?<\/p>\n
Hann settist upp og kveikti lj\u00f3si\u00f0. Horf\u00f0i \u00e1 mig eil\u00edti\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0villtur \u00e1 svip.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert undarleg kona. \u00c9g veit a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa ert g\u00e1fa\u00f0ri en \u00e9g en hversvegna getur\u00f0u aldrei tala\u00f0 vi\u00f0 mig um eitthva\u00f0 sem skiptir m\u00e1li \u00e1n \u00feess a\u00f0 krefjast skilgreininga \u00e1 \u00f6llu sem \u00e9g segi? \u00dea\u00f0 er engu l\u00edkara en a\u00f0 ma\u00f0ur s\u00e9 lentur \u00ed l\u00f6gregluyfirheyrslu \u00ed hvert sinn sem vottar fyrir ofurl\u00edtilli v\u00e6mni hj\u00e1 manni.
\n-\u00c9g er hreint ekki eins g\u00e1fu\u00f0 og \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera. Hitt er svo anna\u00f0 m\u00e1l a\u00f0 \u00e9g er haldin kr\u00f3n\u00edsku ofn\u00e6mi fyrir tilfinningalegum \u00f3hei\u00f0arleika. Lj\u00fag\u00f0u upp einhverjum s\u00f6gum ef \u00fe\u00fa vilt en hl\u00edf\u00f0u m\u00e9r vi\u00f0 tilfinningabulli.
\n-\u00d3kei. M\u00e9r \u00feykir \u00fe\u00e1 ekki v\u00e6nt um \u00feig. \u00c9g hugsa bara heilmiki\u00f0 til \u00fe\u00edn og sakna \u00fe\u00edn oft og hef st\u00f6\u00f0ugar \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 einhver fari illa me\u00f0 \u00feig, langar meira a\u00f0 sofa hj\u00e1 \u00fe\u00e9r en \u00f6\u00f0rum konum og drekk minna en mig langar bara til a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa nennir a\u00f0 koma. En gott og vel, m\u00e9r \u00feykir alls ekki v\u00e6nt um \u00feig. \u00c1n\u00e6g\u00f0?
\n-J\u00e1.<\/p>\n
-Hvernig skilgreinir \u00fe\u00fa svo v\u00e6tum\u00feykju fr\u00f6ken alvitur?
\n-\u00c9g tala ekki n\u00f3gu miki\u00f0 um sl\u00edkt af l\u00e9tt\u00fa\u00f0 til \u00feess a\u00f0 koma m\u00e9r \u00ed s\u00f6mu vandr\u00e6\u00f0i og \u00fe\u00fa. En \u00feegar m\u00e9r \u00feykir v\u00e6nt um einhvern, merkir \u00fea\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 meira en a\u00f0 m\u00e9r s\u00e9 hl\u00fdtt til hans. \u00dea\u00f0 merkir a\u00f0 \u00e9g vil vera hluti af l\u00edfi hans og ef hann lamast fyrir ne\u00f0an augnbr\u00fanir ver\u00f0 \u00e9g til sta\u00f0ar. Ekki bara fyrstu tvo m\u00e1nu\u00f0ina heldur alltaf. Og \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert sl\u00edkt samband \u00e1 milli okkar. Vi\u00f0 sofum saman af og til, \u00fea\u00f0 er allt og sumt og hvorugt okkar k\u00e6rir sig um neitt meira. Um lei\u00f0 og anna\u00f0 okkar finnur b\u00f3lf\u00e9laga sem \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 meira sameiginlegt me\u00f0, er \u00feetta b\u00fai\u00f0.<\/p>\n
-\u00c9g \u00feoli ekki \u00feessa helv\u00edtis hei\u00f0arleika\u00e1r\u00e1ttu \u00ed \u00fe\u00e9r. M\u00e9r l\u00ed\u00f0ur drulluvel me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r en um lei\u00f0 og \u00e9g geri tilraun til a\u00f0 segja \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 ver\u00f0ur\u00f0u eins og sn\u00fai\u00f0 ro\u00f0 \u00ed hund og ey\u00f0ileggur \u00fea\u00f0 fyrir m\u00e9r. \u00c9g er bara a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 vera g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 \u00feig.
\n-Vertu \u00fe\u00e1 svo v\u00e6nn a\u00f0 h\u00e6tta \u00feessu endalausa kjaft\u00e6\u00f0i um hluti sem \u00fe\u00fa hefur ekki vit \u00e1. Haltu bara utan um mig og strj\u00faktu \u00e1 m\u00e9r baki\u00f0. \u00deannig er ma\u00f0ur g\u00f3\u00f0ur vi\u00f0 mig.
\n-Sem \u00e9g hef ekki vit \u00e1!??? Veistu svol\u00edti\u00f0, \u00e9g er ekki alveg a\u00f0 f\u00edla \u00fea\u00f0 hvernig \u00fe\u00fa talar ni\u00f0ur til m\u00edn. \u00de\u00fa gerir ekki bara l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00far \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g segi heldur talar\u00f0u vi\u00f0 mig eins og \u00e9g s\u00e9 krakki e\u00f0a f\u00e1bj\u00e1ni.
\n-Haf\u00f0u ekki \u00e1hyggjur af \u00fev\u00ed, \u00fea\u00f0 er ekkert pers\u00f3nulegt. \u00c9g er haldin almennri mannfyrirlitningu og er truntuleg vi\u00f0 alla. Amma m\u00edn s\u00e1luga sag\u00f0i m.a.s. a\u00f0 \u00e9g v\u00e6ri alltaf eins og fre\u00f0in \u00fdsa.
\n-\u00de\u00fa ert \u00fea\u00f0 ekki neitt. Ekki nema m\u00e9r ver\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00fe\u00e9r elskulegheit.
\n-Slepptu \u00fev\u00ed \u00fe\u00e1.
\n-Nei litli geitungurinn \u00feinn, \u00e9g \u00e6tla ekki a\u00f0 sleppa \u00fev\u00ed. \u00c9g er nefnilega hreint ekki eins heimskur og \u00e9g l\u00edt \u00fat fyrir a\u00f0 vera og \u00fe\u00fa getur stungi\u00f0 mig eins oft og \u00fe\u00e9r s\u00fdnist. N\u00f3vei a\u00f0 \u00e9g taki \u00fev\u00ed pers\u00f3nulega.<\/p>\n
-\u00de\u00fa ert \u00e1g\u00e6tur, sag\u00f0i \u00e9g.
\nSvo var \u00e9g p\u00ednul\u00edti\u00f0 g\u00f3\u00f0 vi\u00f0 hann \u00e1\u00f0ur en \u00e9g kl\u00e6ddi mig. Og f\u00f3r.<\/p>\n
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-Ertu hr\u00e6dd um a\u00f0 ver\u00f0a \u00e1stfangin af m\u00e9r? sag\u00f0i Ma\u00f0urinn sem drakk ekki konuna s\u00edna fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r heldur rei\u00f0 hana bara fr\u00e1 s\u00e9r \u00e1 fyllir\u00edi. -Nei Haffi. -Af hverju viltu \u00fe\u00e1 aldrei gista? -Af \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 m\u00e9r finnst \u00feetta r\u00fam … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa