-\u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 losna \u00far \u00feessari vinnu, sag\u00f0i Farfuglinn. \u00c9g hef \u00f3beit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvernig er komi\u00f0 fram vi\u00f0 starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0. \u00deetta \u00e1g\u00e6ta f\u00f3lk, \u00feetta st\u00f3rf\u00edna f\u00f3lk sem hefur helga\u00f0 fyrirt\u00e6kinu st\u00f3ran hluta l\u00edfs s\u00edns, unni\u00f0 af fullkomnum heilindum fyrir sk\u00edtalaunum og alltaf treyst fyrirt\u00e6kinu. Svo \u00feegar \u00e1 a\u00f0 skipta konunum \u00fat fyrir yngri og s\u00e6tari stelpur og losa fyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0 vi\u00f0 karla sem vita alveg hva\u00f0 \u00feeir eru a\u00f0 gera en hafa kannski ekki sk\u00edrteini upp \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0, hva\u00f0 heldur\u00f0u a\u00f0 fyrirt\u00e6ki\u00f0 geri \u00fe\u00e1 til a\u00f0 gefa \u00feessu f\u00f3lki s\u00e9ns? \u00c9g skal segja \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0;<\/p>\n
Vi\u00f0 sendum staffi\u00f0 \u00e1 n\u00e1msskei\u00f0 um einhverjar fjandans m\u00fds sem eru a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 einhverjum helv\u00edtis osti! Og f\u00f3lk sem hefur aldrei gert neitt anna\u00f0 en a\u00f0 taka vi\u00f0 skipunum, \u00fea\u00f0 \u00e1 skyndilega a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 s\u00fdna frumkv\u00e6\u00f0i og hasla s\u00e9r n\u00fdjan v\u00f6ll. \u00deetta er rangt, rangt, rangt. Og \u00e9g tek \u00fe\u00e1tt \u00ed \u00feessu helv\u00edtis \u00f3ge\u00f0i.<\/p>\n
-Eins og \u00e9g hef sagt \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1\u00f0ur \u00fe\u00e1 skil \u00e9g ekkert \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed hvernig \u00fe\u00e9r datt \u00ed hug a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 vinna \u00fearna, sag\u00f0i\u00a0\u00e9g.
\n-Og \u00fe\u00fa sj\u00e1lf? \u00de\u00fa ert l\u00f6ngu b\u00fain a\u00f0 finna ostinn \u00feinn svo af hverju druslar\u00f0u \u00fe\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 sta\u00f0 til a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja hann?
\n-Mestmegins metna\u00f0arleysi b\u00fdst \u00e9g vi\u00f0, (og \u00ed huga m\u00e9r hlj\u00f3ma\u00f0i l\u00edna \u00far kv\u00e6\u00f0i sem V\u00edsnavinir fluttu \u00e1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma, man ekki hver orti:<\/p>\n
\u00feig skorti hvorki vit n\u00e9 \u00ferek \u00ed \u00feraut<\/em> -\u00c9g held a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 s\u00e9 fl\u00f3knara en \u00fea\u00f0, sag\u00f0i hann. \u00de\u00fa v\u00e6flast um me\u00f0 vann\u00fdtta h\u00e6fileika \u00ed vasanum og sk\u00fdlir \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 bak vi\u00f0 metna\u00f0arleysi en \u00fe\u00fa hefur heldur ekki mynda\u00f0 tengsl vi\u00f0 karlmann \u00fe\u00f3tt \u00feig langi \u00fea\u00f0 virkilega. \u00c9g held a\u00f0 fort\u00ed\u00f0in \u00fev\u00e6list fyrir \u00fe\u00e9r ekkert s\u00ed\u00f0ur en metna\u00f0arleysi\u00f0 og haldi \u00fe\u00e9r \u00e1 l\u00e6gra plani en \u00fe\u00fa \u00e1tt skili\u00f0. \u00dea\u00f0 hvarfla\u00f0i a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 bi\u00f0ja hann a\u00f0 taka mig \u00ed fangi\u00f0 og g\u00e1 hvort svartholi\u00f0 v\u00e6ri \u00fearna enn\u00fe\u00e1 en svolei\u00f0is gerir ma\u00f0ur ekki. \u00deess \u00ed sta\u00f0 sam\u00feykkti \u00e9g a\u00f0 kannski hef\u00f0i \u00e9g svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni og fyrst enginn kynni lei\u00f0 til a\u00f0 losna vi\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 v\u00e6ri l\u00edklega ekki um anna\u00f0 a\u00f0 r\u00e6\u00f0a en a\u00f0 lifa me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed.<\/p>\n \u00c9g kannast ekki \u00feetta svarthol og hef litla tr\u00fa \u00e1 \u00feessari sk\u00fdringu en \u00fear sem \u00feetta r\u00edmar \u00f3neitanlega vi\u00f0 kenningu Freuds hins akureyrska (hvers vegna \u00ed fj\u00e1ranum er \u00fea\u00f0 rita\u00f0 me\u00f0 litlu a-i?) um a\u00f0 \u00e1stleysi\u00f0 \u00ed l\u00edfi m\u00ednu stafi af einhverju sem hann kallar tengslafl\u00f3tta (og \u00e9g kannast svosem ekki vi\u00f0 heldur), er kannski ekki svo fr\u00e1leitt a\u00f0 gefa henni s\u00e9ns. \u00deyrfti samt a\u00f0 leita sta\u00f0festingar. \u00c9g velti \u00fev\u00ed fyrir m\u00e9r hvernig vi\u00f0br\u00f6g\u00f0in -Haffi, er \u00e9g \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi en a\u00f0rar konur? \u00cd b\u00e6linu meina \u00e9g. Kannski doktorsnefnan g\u00e6ti gefi\u00f0 hlutl\u00e6gt \u00e1lit. \u00c1 s\u00ednum t\u00edma sag\u00f0i \u00e9g Freud a\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 k\u00e6mi m\u00e9r ekki a\u00f0 neinu gagni a\u00f0 vita hva\u00f0 \u00feessi \u00f3s\u00fdnilega f\u00f6tlun h\u00e9ti e\u00f0a af hverju h\u00fan stafa\u00f0i. \u00dea\u00f0 eina sem skipti mig m\u00e1li v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 f\u00e1 a\u00f0 vita hva\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e6tti a\u00f0 gera \u00ed \u00feessu. \u00c9g er allavega ekki \u00e1 lei\u00f0 me\u00f0 a\u00f0 leggjast \u00ed fort\u00ed\u00f0argr\u00e1t. \u00deegar allt kemur til alls skiptir litlu m\u00e1li hver t\u00f3k ostinn minn. Spurningin er miklu fremur hvar \u00ed fjandanum \u00e9g \u00e1 a\u00f0 leita a\u00f0 n\u00fdjum?<\/p>\n [custom-related-posts title=“Tengt efni“ order_by=“title“ order=“ASC“ none_text=“None found“]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" -\u00c9g ver\u00f0 a\u00f0 losna \u00far \u00feessari vinnu, sag\u00f0i Farfuglinn. \u00c9g hef \u00f3beit \u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed hvernig er komi\u00f0 fram vi\u00f0 starfsf\u00f3lki\u00f0. \u00deetta \u00e1g\u00e6ta f\u00f3lk, \u00feetta st\u00f3rf\u00edna f\u00f3lk sem hefur helga\u00f0 fyrirt\u00e6kinu st\u00f3ran hluta l\u00edfs s\u00edns, unni\u00f0 af fullkomnum heilindum fyrir sk\u00edtalaunum … Halda \u00e1fram a\u00f0 lesa
\n en \u00fe\u00fa ert ekki kominn lengra en hinga\u00f0<\/em><\/p>\n
\n-Fort\u00ed\u00f0in b\u00f6ggar mig ekki.
\n-Ekki vitr\u00e6nt kannski en \u00e9g hef veri\u00f0 a\u00f0 hugsa um \u00feetta og m\u00e1li\u00f0 er a\u00f0 m\u00e9r fannst alltaf \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi a\u00f0 vera me\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e9r en \u00f6\u00f0rum konum. Eins og \u00fe\u00fa hef\u00f0ir svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni. \u00dea\u00f0 er ekki h\u00e6gt a\u00f0 elska konu sem hefur svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni.
\n-Hvernig svarthol?
\n-\u00c9g get ekki \u00fatsk\u00fdrt \u00fea\u00f0 frekar. \u00de\u00fa \u00feykist vera laus vi\u00f0 alla fort\u00ed\u00f0ardrauga og spilar \u00feig ferlega djoll\u00ed en \u00e9g held a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa s\u00e9rt ekki rassgat hamingjus\u00f6m.
\n-\u00c9g er ekkert a\u00f0 springa \u00far hamingju en \u00e9g er svosem ekkert \u00f3hamingjus\u00f6m heldur. \u00c9g finn allavega\u00a0ekkert fyrir \u00feessu svartholi.
\n-\u00c9g fann \u00fea\u00f0.<\/p>\n
\nyr\u00f0u:<\/p>\n
\nSennilega myndi hann horfa rannsakandi \u00e1 mig \u00e1 me\u00f0an hann opna\u00f0i \u00feri\u00f0ja bj\u00f3r af kippunni fyrir svefninn.
\n-Kannski j\u00e1, \u00fe\u00fa ert allavega me\u00f0 \u00e1kve\u00f0nar hugmyndir um hva\u00f0 \u00fe\u00fa vilt ekki.
\n-Ekki svolei\u00f0is \u00f6\u00f0ruv\u00edsi bj\u00e1ninn \u00feinn. Vinur minn segir sko a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni. Finnst \u00fe\u00e9r \u00fea\u00f0 l\u00edka?
\n-Hvernig svarthol?
\n-Bara svona svarthol sem veldur \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 menn ver\u00f0a ekki \u00e1stfangnir af m\u00e9r.
\n-Viltu a\u00f0 \u00e9g s\u00e9 \u00e1stfanginn af \u00fe\u00e9r?
\n-Nei \u00ed gu\u00f0anna b\u00e6num, reynum a\u00f0 halda \u00feessu ruglfr\u00edu.
\n-\u00c1ttu vi\u00f0 a\u00f0 \u00e9g eigi a\u00f0 s\u00fdna \u00fe\u00e9r meiri \u00e1st\u00fa\u00f0, kyssa \u00feig oftar e\u00f0a eitthva\u00f0 svolei\u00f0is?
\n-Nei. Gleymdu \u00feessu bara, skiptir engu.
\n-\u00d3key, viltu bj\u00f3r?<\/p>\n
\n-Ring, ring!
\n-Drottinn minn d\u00fdri, ert \u00feetta \u00fe\u00fa? Getur\u00f0u virkilega ekki fundi\u00f0 einhvern annan til a\u00f0\u00a0leggja \u00ed einelti?
\n-\u00c9g \u00e6tla ekkert a\u00f0 heimta hj\u00f3naband strax e\u00f0a neitt svolei\u00f0is. \u00dea\u00f0 er \u00e1 7 \u00e1ra plani og liggur ekkert \u00e1. \u00c9g \u00fearf bara\u00a0fr\u00e6\u00f0ilegt, hlutl\u00e6gt svar vi\u00f0 einni spurningu.
\n-\u00c9g get gefi\u00f0 fr\u00e6\u00f0ileg, hlutl\u00e6g sv\u00f6r. Var \u00fea\u00f0 eitthva\u00f0 var\u00f0andi Morkinskinnu?
\n-Nei, \u00e9g var meira a\u00f0 hugsa um hvort \u00fe\u00fa v\u00e6rir ekki til \u00ed a\u00f0 hafa m\u00f6k vi\u00f0 mig, bara einu sinni, til a\u00f0 g\u00e1 hvort \u00e9g s\u00e9 me\u00f0 svarthol \u00ed s\u00e1linni.
\n-\u00dearf \u00e9g a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 gera eitthva\u00f0 skr\u00fdti\u00f0?
\n-Nei, nei, \u00feetta yr\u00f0i bara \u00ed v\u00edsindaskyni og \u00fe\u00fa m\u00e1tt r\u00e1\u00f0a stellingunni. \u00c9g skal reyna a\u00f0 komast hj\u00e1 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hafa gaman af \u00feessu og allt \u00fea\u00f0.
\n-M\u00e1 \u00e9g \u00fe\u00e1 lesa \u00e1 me\u00f0an? \u00c9g er nefnilega me\u00f0 d\u00f3sentinn \u00e1 5 \u00e1ra planinu og m\u00e1 engan t\u00edma missa.
\n-Nei, \u00e9g skil \u00fea\u00f0. E\u00f0lilegt f\u00f3lk hefur markmi\u00f0 og \u00fea\u00f0 hvarflar ekki a\u00f0 m\u00e9r a\u00f0 reyna a\u00f0 hindra \u00feig \u00ed a\u00f0 n\u00e1 \u00feeim.
\n-\u00c9g skal \u00fe\u00e1 gera \u00feetta fyrir \u00feig. \u00cd \u00fe\u00e1gu v\u00edsindanna.
\nNooot!<\/p>\n
\n-\u00dea\u00f0 er n\u00fa ekkert einfalt svar vi\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed, sag\u00f0i hann. B\u00e6tti svo vi\u00f0 nokkrum hummum og j\u00f6mmum \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann rukka\u00f0i mig um 6000 kall sem \u00e9g hef\u00f0i betur nota\u00f0 til a\u00f0 kaupa rafgeymi \u00ed Gr\u00e1na litla.<\/p>\n